Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

39 minutes ago, burnden said:

Always low Mondays and rises through the week but still good to see a low number.

Strange how seeing a low number makes one thirsty

1 hour ago, Casino said:

I confidently predict that's the lowest figure of the week

 

There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. Loop where time becomes a. A loop where time becomes. Becomes ...

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Fuckers! Life ain't fun anymore.

No wonder they levelled Radcliffe baths. Not enough wankers.

I read it as winking and thought fair enough as that is pervy. 

https://public.flourish.studio/visualisation/2645529/?utm_source=embed&fbclid=IwAR35iyoT6TIpfn039o5UQCIrnD-Lkg-RqEHsgUHmWzA6iFAMx5XHlNXULl8

Worth a watch - staggering.

30 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

https://public.flourish.studio/visualisation/2645529/?utm_source=embed&fbclid=IwAR35iyoT6TIpfn039o5UQCIrnD-Lkg-RqEHsgUHmWzA6iFAMx5XHlNXULl8

Worth a watch - staggering.

So COVID is responsible for 17% of all deaths globally?

14 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Fuckers! Life ain't fun anymore.

Anybody else googling 'backnurging' to no avail?

Just now, kent_white said:

Anybody else googling 'backnurging' to no avail?

It was 'backsnurging' - I spelt it wrong.

I'll save you a job it means sniffing bicycle seats 😂

I almost forgot we had a deadly virus in our midst and on the downward slope of our biggest and deepest financial recession ever. 
 

#BLM though 

9 hours ago, Traf said:

So COVID is responsible for 17% of all deaths globally?

Misleading chart, as it states at the bottom that all the others shown combined total 7% of global deaths.

No cancer, or heart desease, or influenza shown.

covid-19 is about 2% of global deaths.

 

12 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Anybody else googling 'Backnurging' to no avail?

It's a village in Somerset. In 1993 Leigh White got a noshing off a pig-farmers daughter there, behind a silage pit. He got the bus home with 2lb of best-back and a bad dose of herpes.

12 minutes ago, ZiggyStardust said:

Misleading chart, as it states at the bottom that all the others shown combined total 7% of global deaths.

No cancer, or heart desease, or influenza shown.

covid-19 is about 2% of global deaths.

 

Flu is there, lost in the upper middle somewhere. However the level of drowning is staggering, more than flu!

Not sure what the point of it is.

 

 

Hope this is not the Aussie media hype again but they are now reporting a surge in Covid 19 cases in meat processing plants (they have mentioned Wales, Dortmund and the state of Victoria down here). Sounds a bit weird and slighly concerning.

Hopefully not fake news being put out there by the 'meat is murder' dickheads.

3 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Hope this is not the Aussie media hype again but they are now reporting a surge in Covid 19 cases in meat processing plants (they have mentioned Wales, Dortmund and the state of Victoria down here). Sounds a bit weird and slighly concerning.

Hopefully not fake news being put out there by the 'meat is murder' dickheads.

Working conditions may be playing a big part. Cold, moving air, blokes in close proximity.

So if cinemas open, and pubs don’t, might I suggest the jolly boys outing in screen 4 of the Vue cinema. Take our own booze, brass, all we have to do is pay for a ticket 

43 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I almost forgot we had a deadly virus in our midst and on the downward slope of our biggest and deepest financial recession ever. 
 

#BLM though 

The fact the virus is about 50% more likely to kill people from the BAME community brings the two together. 
The feeling being if the same stats applied to folk who added Eton it would be treated as a much higher priority. 

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

So if cinemas open, and pubs don’t, might I suggest the jolly boys outing in screen 4 of the Vue cinema. Take our own booze, brass, all we have to do is pay for a ticket 

Cinema LUX have little tables in case people need somewhere to put their Pepsi or coke. 

49 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Hope this is not the Aussie media hype again but they are now reporting a surge in Covid 19 cases in meat processing plants (they have mentioned Wales, Dortmund and the state of Victoria down here). Sounds a bit weird and slighly concerning.

Hopefully not fake news being put out there by the 'meat is murder' dickheads.

It's certainly true in Germany, an abattoir over there did some testing and about 800/1000 people out of 5000 had the virus, which is why their R rate has seen such a massive spike -  as mentioned above, the conditions are perfect for it

And talk yesterday of locking anglesey down

Just think how much easier it would've been to protect lives here if we were an island

45 minutes ago, Casino said:

And talk yesterday of locking anglesey down

Just think how much easier it would've been to protect lives here if we were an island

A vegan island 

1 hour ago, bolty58 said:

Hope this is not the Aussie media hype again but they are now reporting a surge in Covid 19 cases in meat processing plants (they have mentioned Wales, Dortmund and the state of Victoria down here). Sounds a bit weird and slighly concerning.

Hopefully not fake news being put out there by the 'meat is murder' dickheads.

There's serious talk of Anglesey going on full lockdown again.

 

Just now, Spider said:

There's serious talk of Anglesey going on full lockdown again.

 

The sheep will be terrified.

Can we not just cut around it and push it into the sea

C’mon, Boris