jmjhb Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) Then the oldies get Covid and die off, and the pub closes due to lack of footfall Edited June 23, 2020 by jmjhb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Spider said: You can ignore the American numbers because their mon at the top reckons the testing is causing the issues. 9 minutes ago, Sweep said: That US number should start to drop soon, as hes told them to slow down the testing - I reckon they should stop testing completely, then they'd look really good No, really... wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Spider said: They started going downhill after season 3 anyway. Plot was just repetetive. Gone a bit far fetched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Spider said: They started going downhill after season 3 anyway. Plot was just repetetive. The sequel is due in November. Covid 2, The Phlegmpire strikes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 23, 2020 Author Members Share Posted June 23, 2020 So The Temple pub in Manchester can have one person in, if there’s no bar man. Splendid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2020 The best bit - you have to give your name and address to the pub landlord/manager before you can enter. Best of luck with that, Mr Wetherspoon, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Spider said: Just thinking it through A pub, using the distancing guidelines, can seat say 40 people as an example you have 30 people queueing outside One group in your pub are nursing 4 halves of bitter. Everyone else showing zero signs of leaving. Group of 4 at the front tell the landlord they will happily chuck £100 over the bar straight away. Group nursing the £5 worth of drinks are told to fuck off. Scrap breaks out in pub and queue as tempers fray. Landlord just tells everyone to come inside to keep the peace And that'll be that. anyone who is 30th in a queue to get in a pub needs their bumps feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2020 Just can't see a landlord lasting very long with people queueing and tempers fraying. They'll just let folk in. Otherwise, 4th July will be utter utter carnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted June 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2020 i hope it chucks it down on the 4th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Spider said: Just can't see a landlord lasting very long with people queueing and tempers fraying. They'll just let folk in. Otherwise, 4th July will be utter utter carnage. if supermarkets can find doormen, then pubs can too - no way they just going to have a member of staff keeping an eye on the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, victor meldrew said: i hope it chucks it down on the 4th Anybody queuing waiting for a pub to open on the 4th should be exterminated The world would be a better place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2020 Just seen one pub advert: 3 hour booking slot Minimum 6 guests to secure slot £50 deposit non refundable redeemed against drinks fuck off after 3 hours you cunts, just as you're getting a good sway on Table service I'll stay in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: Just seen one pub advert: 3 hour booking slot Minimum 6 guests to secure slot £50 deposit non refundable redeemed against drinks fuck off after 3 hours you cunts, just as you're getting a good sway on Table service I'll stay in. is the right answer will look at the state of play August 1st myself till then, it's me and the growler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 Bit harsh I hope she doesn't read this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 I'll be looking at a meal after a couple of weeks Pubs, I'm really not interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted June 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Casino said: I'll be looking at a meal after a couple of weeks Pubs, I'm really not interested cause your a tight arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted June 23, 2020 Members Share Posted June 23, 2020 280 today https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, victor meldrew said: cause your a tight arse because he needs five people to want to go with him to complete the booking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: because he needs five people to want to go with him to complete the booking Cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Bound to be a bit difficult for the perenially faux confused brigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Sounds shit. I think I'll give it miss. Let me know when they're opening properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Won’t be fucking queuing anyway steak house booked for 5th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 So we're allowed to go and get pissed and have a meal out but my lads not allowed to school til September, no out of school clubs, swimming or indoor play areas. Proper head fuck for the young kids this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Spider said: Just seen one pub advert: 3 hour booking slot Minimum 6 guests to secure slot £50 deposit non refundable redeemed against drinks fuck off after 3 hours you cunts, just as you're getting a good sway on Table service I'll stay in. Jesus. I’ve decided I’m not missing the pub anymore. That sounds utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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