Traf Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Can someone explain to me a couple of things If you get paid more than £2500 p/m do you just get capped at £2500? Also if you get paid an annual salary and not for the hours you work do you get 80% of your annual salary per month capped at £2500? If you get paid more than £3125 a month, you're capped at £2500 Those on £2500 a month will get £2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 31, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 31, 2020 Then you pay tax and ni But no fuel, so alls good for a few weeks at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 If you're on £3125 a month, take home pay is approx £2420 Furloughed at 80% means £2500 a month, which is £1995 take home. Furlough take home is 82.5% of normal take home. £425 a month worse off for not working, but no commuting, no unsociable hours, less outgoings (social etc) etc etc. Probably little in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 31, 2020 Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Traf said: If you get paid more than £3125 a month, you're capped at £2500 Those on £2500 a month will get £2000 So in theory could a workplace ask you to be only paid 80% by them not the government and that way save 20% or do they have to do it via the government? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 31, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 31, 2020 They could ask you to take a pay cut But the government wont be paying it if the employers wants you to continue working during furlough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2020 FUCKING WOOOOOAAAHHHHH the £2500 is taxable ??????? No cunt mentioned this little nugget. Fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 31, 2020 Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 Pay cut it is then. Fuckin Bat eating Chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: FUCKING WOOOOOAAAHHHHH the £2500 is taxable ??????? No cunt mentioned this little nugget. Fucks sake. You didn’t honestly think you were getting away without paying tax and ni surely mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2020 19 minutes ago, Escobarp said: You didn’t honestly think you were getting away without paying tax and ni surely mate? I honestly thought it was take home pay to a max of £2.5k. so that’s the butler out of a job and me decanting my own fucking brandy then is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: I honestly thought it was take home pay to a max of £2.5k. so that’s the butler out of a job and me decanting my own fucking brandy then is it? I can't believe anyone was batshit crazy enough to be paying you over £35k a year anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Spider said: I honestly thought it was take home pay to a max of £2.5k. so that’s the butler out of a job and me decanting my own fucking brandy then is it? Looks that way. Can you not furlough the butler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 hours ago, freds dad said: She could get a cash in hand job picking veg for farmers. And home school her daughter. That’d be tough. And “abusing” the system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Traf said: TUI now furloughing 11,000 of their 13,000 UK employees. Hopefully retaining all of their customer complaints team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Looks that way. Can you not furlough the butler? I’ll just send him back to the zoo. His roller skates need fixing anyway so maybe it’s serendipity that this is happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Traf said: I can't believe anyone was batshit crazy enough to be paying you over £35k a year anyway. It’s a sympathy wage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: I’ll just send him back to the zoo. His roller skates need fixing anyway so maybe it’s serendipity that this is happening. 😂😂😂😂 cheered me up this image greatly cheers pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 There's been some discussion at ours this week about whether to top everyone up, although with us still running to a certain extent it does have it's own issues apart from money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 31, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 38 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Looks that way. Can you not furlough the butler? Yeah, but make him carry on working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Casino said: Its very tough But theres 2 options Furlough and dont work Dont furlough Its causing us issues, as we need to furlough, but theres stuff needs doing Like you, we need to have a business when we return I just find it morally wrong to take the govts generous deal, then look for ways to abuse it £640 per month will just about cover the business overheads (they've been reduced to the minimum). So I'd be left with zero. Its such a generous deal, no seriously, it really is. Its all riding on this £10K grant that SME's are meant to receive. That will be the game changer for a small business like us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Now looking into being able to alternate the furlough between two of us in our business. Think it might be 3 weeks on, 3 weeks off. Waiting to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, DazBob said: Yeah, but make him carry on working. Cash in hand ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Cash in hand ? In kind. Spider will be too pissed up to perform his husbandly duties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, Smiley said: £640 per month will just about cover the business overheads (they've been reduced to the minimum). So I'd be left with zero. Its such a generous deal, no seriously, it really is. Its all riding on this £10K grant that SME's are meant to receive. That will be the game changer for a small business like us. What's £640 a month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Smiley said: In kind. Spider will be too pissed up to perform his husbandly duties. I should be ok to give my missus the occasional punch up the whiskers during this madness, but I won’t be doing it sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 38 minutes ago, Traf said: What's £640 a month? His business overheads. Do keep up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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