Mounts Kipper Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: The same Lammy who was 'cock' of his school from the 3rd year on - regularly twatting lads almost three years his senior? The Lammy who was an Oxford Blue boxing champion? The Lammy who's a Black Belt 4th Dan in Shokotan Karate - and is also conversed in; Judo, Ju-Jitsu, Kung-Fu and Drunken Boxing? He's going to be the hardest PM we've ever had - Putin will shit himself for once. David Lammy aka (future) Prime Minister 'I'm hard' Bruce Muhammad A-Lee. Have you seen what a fat cunt he is now. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 (edited) @Mounts Kipper Tyson Fury is a fat bastard during his off-time. I still wouldn't fancy my chances. Lammy just needs a 'Rocky montage' of training in the HOC gym and a couple of tomato can warm-up bouts, I'd suggest Cummings and Priti Patel as opponents and he'd soon be back fighting fit - harder than a coffin nail. Edited January 5, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Mounts Kipper Tyson Fury is a fat bastard during his off-time. I still wouldn't fancy my chances. Lammy just needs a 'Rocky montage' of training in the HOC gym and a couple of tomato can warm-up bouts, I'd suggest Cummings and Priti Patel as opponents and he'd soon be back fighting fit - harder than a coffin nail. I’d take my chance just to smack the cunt in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said: I’d take my chance just to smack the cunt in the face. He'd probably 'carry' you for such trash-talking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 35 minutes ago, Bigtoe said: James Corden Winner by a million miles. Then Greg Wallace a million miles behind in second place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 (edited) Corden is actually really nice, despite his annoying TV personality. There are some right painful people who the public love. Holly Willoughby is a prime example. There are also some downright loonbags, and loads who are gay/having loads of affairs who keep it out of the spotlight. Edited January 5, 2021 by Not in Crawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Corden is actually really nice, despite his annoying TV personality. There are some right painful people who the public love. Holly Willoughby is a prime example. There are also some downright loonbags, and loads who are gay/having loads of affairs who keep it out of the spotlight. Don't be saying that, she's stunning, and deffo on my list (the lucky lady).....and I don't want to think that she's a pain, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweep said: Don't be saying that, she's stunning, and deffo on my list (the lucky lady).....and I don't want to think that she's a pain, She's just very much removed from the TV personality. Also loads of them are demanding, remember that GMTV presenter pitching a fit about getting tickets for something and messing everyone around..Kate something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Biggest pillock has to be Clive Owen. Never has so little talent had such a massive ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Nicest celeb I've worked with has to be Ian Hislop. Bright, funny, welcoming. Just an all round decent man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Biggest pillock has to be Clive Owen. Never has so little talent had such a massive ego. He was good in Casualty, and that film with Rebecca DeMornay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: He was good in Casualty, and that film with Rebecca DeMornay. He's a cunt of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 5, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Corden is actually really nice, despite his annoying TV personality. There are some right painful people who the public love. Holly Willoughby is a prime example. There are also some downright loonbags, and loads who are gay/having loads of affairs who keep it out of the spotlight. I love James Cordon just from Gavin and Stacey alone. Not many programmes I know line by line like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Biggest pillock has to be Clive Owen. Never has so little talent had such a massive ego. Well after disagreeing with every word you typed yesterday. This is much better. He is on a special list along with subtitles of reasons why we won’t watch films.  I also like Corden.  Then you ruin it with Holly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Scoffa Schofield, what a cunt! Telling your wife that you are a fruit after 40 years is a cunts trick, defo needs a windmill. Frankie Boyle, for becoming the king of woke and forgetting how to be funny, he needs a full on windmill. Kay Burley, Adam Boulton, Beth 'the bloke' Rigby and Robert 'Scruffy Twat' Peston, they all need big Dutch fuck off windmills. Boyle objected to Gervais making comments about trans women. Boyle who made a career out of being dark and taking the piss out of Harvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Mr Grey said: Harvey ? Jordan’s lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Heard both good and bad about Corden but what they consistently say is he loves the Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 @bolton_blondie Why any woman would rather snot the lovely toothed Lorraine over the perpetually smug Priti Patel is a mystery. I can imagine her (Patel) as a prefect or Head Girl during her schooldays. Grassing up her fellow pupils for some minor infraction or other, and then, when a teacher is bollocking the grassed with their back to Patel she'd be aiming that smug smile towards the bollockee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, jmjhb said: Heard both good and bad about Corden but what they consistently say is he loves the Charlie Fat cokehead celebs - historically a winning combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youri McAnespie Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 She loves standing behind a lectern to hide her MASSIVE arse (Patel). If she was a Tinder date you'd be gutted if you'd only seen her boat. Abbot at least is of the 'Jo Brand - I couldn't give a fuck I'm fat' school of thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bolton_blondie Posted January 5, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Mr Grey said: Ralf Little Cunt Not Anthony!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bolton_blondie Posted January 5, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 5, 2021 Paul Hollywood. Slimey sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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