Burndens Bogs Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 (edited) If i was a female, i'd probably imagine Hancock would be a shit shag with a knob like a cigarette butt. Edited June 25, 2021 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted June 25, 2021 Members Share Posted June 25, 2021 How the fuck is he only 42?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 46 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: How the fuck is he only 42?!! Because he was born 42 years ago,maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted June 25, 2021 Members Share Posted June 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, 1969 said: Because he was born 42 years ago,maybe Clever Never thought of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 25 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Clever Never thought of that Here to help anytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 hour ago, 1969 said: Because he was born 42 years ago,maybe He wasn't born he escaped the womb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 25, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 25, 2021 9 hours ago, stevieb said: He's the health Secretary, setting the rules that we can't see people, we have to wear masks in doors, businesses have to close, kids have to miss out on schooling, people can't see dying relatives, funerals are capped, weddings are capped etc. We've had the most miserable 15 months of our lives whilst he's getting noshed off at work then going home to his wife. If you think they're unrelated and you are happy with that you're a mug. Come on now, is anybody actually surprised or shocked? The only cert is that he didn't take her to Scotland to get her eyes tested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 We are going to have to take extreme caution & stay in lockdown to protect us from the person who tells us this is so..... One big feck off charade from start to finish!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 It's because they are better than us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 (edited) Don't know how Hancock will have the brass neck to hand out restrictions/guidance again in public briefings ever again. Who the hell is going to take any notice of him now. Totally discredited. Edited June 26, 2021 by waffer cup 07 Misspelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 1 minute ago, waffer cup 07 said: Don't know how Hancock will have the brass next to hand out restrictions/guidance again in public briefings ever again. Who the bell is going to take any notice of him now. Totally discredited. Is the Downing St Rose Garden in bloom yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 He kissed a bird last month ffs. If anybody thought he had any credibility left before that point then you need to get a mirror stand in front of it and look , hard. As your own credibility is in fact the one that has disappeared. Worrying times for some on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: He kissed a bird last month ffs. If anybody thought he had any credibility left before that point then you need to get a mirror stand in front of it and look , hard. As your own credibility is in fact the one that has disappeared. Worrying times for some on here I don't give a FF what Hancock says. It doesn't effect me. But there's loads of people that do try and follow the advice he issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 26, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 Any one of that cabinet could dig up Princess Diana’s corpse and shove their widgie into her eye sockets and they’d still just say it was “one of those things”, whilst telling us to move on. The problem is us and the opposition for not realising this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1408483370007515144?s=19 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 2 hours ago, waffer cup 07 said: I don't give a FF what Hancock says. It doesn't effect me. But there's loads of people that do try and follow the advice he issues. And I haven’t seen any advice to say you can’t kiss someone as of may 2021. If you could point me to that it would be great. TIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 26, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 His boss thinks he’s a useless cunt. His family think he’s a cheating cunt. He ignores his own advice. But he’s part of a cabinet that simply gets away with any and all wrongdoing. The only person who should resign is Kier Starmer for leading a rubbish opposition. #NoKarmaWithStarmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 If Hancock has been shagging about there's nowt there apart from a damage to his rep, but given his boss has a lifetime of similar behaviour it won't do him any real harm. The issue will be how long the affair has been going on and if they were knocking boots before he gave her a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: If Hancock has been shagging about there's nowt there apart from a damage to his rep, but given his boss has a lifetime of similar behaviour it won't do him any real harm. The issue will be how long the affair has been going on and if they were knocking boots before he gave her a job. Correct. Which is why I asked re chronology given some of the accusations on here yesterday (unfounded as of yet). Tbh I can’t see him surviving. I think he wall walk inevitably. End of the day he’s made trillions off the back off PPE etc according to the usuals on here so why does he need to work? but If he has a shred of decency he should absolutely go. Position is untenable Edited June 26, 2021 by Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Correct. Which is why I asked re chronology given some of the accusations on here yesterday (unfounded as of yet). Tbh I can’t see him surviving. I think he wall walk inevitably. End of the day he’s made trillions off the back off PPE etc according to the usuals on here so why does he need to work? but If he has a shred of decency he should absolutely go. Position is untenable Shred of decency 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Shred of decency 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tbf, and this isn’t excusing him, I would have rinsed my position much much more for personal gain than he has. Which is why I would be unfit even to hold office on the committee of a working mans club never mind a government minister. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Tbf, and this isn’t excusing him, I would have rinsed my position much much more for personal gain than he has. Which is why I would be unfit even to hold office on the committee of a working mans club never mind a government minister. 😎 #me2 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 26, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 43 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Shred of decency 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Hi, I’ve just done a big, eye-wateringly pungent shit in the middle of your lounge. I also drank that bottle of wine you were saving for a special occasion. But I am sorry. Got that? SORRY. So stop crying, clean my shit up and put that empty bottle in the recycling whilst I go upstairs and have a wank into your wife’s underwear drawer. I’m sorry in advance for that one so we’re good yeah?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 36 minutes ago, Spider said: “Hi, I’ve just done a big, eye-wateringly pungent shit in the middle of your lounge. I also drank that bottle of wine you were saving for a special occasion. But I am sorry. Got that? SORRY. So stop crying, clean my shit up and put that empty bottle in the recycling whilst I go upstairs and have a wank into your wife’s underwear drawer. I’m sorry in advance for that one so we’re good yeah?” Apology accepted:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 26, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2021 8 minutes ago, 1969 said: Apology accepted:-) Your missus needs to clean his undies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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