Slow news day, or end of the world?

”Aggressive” new variant has landed in Moscow. Makes people, even those that have been vaccinated, more poorly than previous types.

Time for Uncle Joe to push the button? Short term pain.

11 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'd just do a LFT. They will never know. Bet they still take your money. Its bullshit now. 

I dread little Girl being sent home again as I can't keep using holidays and plus I'm a shit teacher. 

Stop moaning, you've got a massive holiday off work coming up soon

9 hours ago, Casino said:

Why?

That's what they ask for.

It's no hassle, helps us all get away, and helps provide a little bit of protection for everybody. 

Scotland for example, wouldn't let us in, so in deference to the welsh- we'll do it.

Edited June 24, 20215 yr by Tonge moor green jacket

Just spoken to a customer who I'm down to visit this morning, I rang him to confirm that the test I did last night was negative, so I'm all clear to come in. He said that he did a test last night and it was positive, but he's gone to work anyway, as it's all bollocks anyway, especially has he's recently just had his second jab, so I can call in at 10:30 as originally planned. He was most surprised when I said I'd have to cancel.

5 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Just spoken to a customer who I'm down to visit this morning, I rang him to confirm that the test I did last night was negative, so I'm all clear to come in. He said that he did a test last night and it was positive, but he's gone to work anyway, as it's all bollocks anyway, especially has he's recently just had his second jab, so I can call in at 10:30 as originally planned. He was most surprised when I said I'd have to cancel.

Fuck me.

Just saw an interview with Dave Smith. Christ one unlucky chap, but full of spirit.

 

13 hours ago, Sweep said:

Just spoken to a customer who I'm down to visit this morning, I rang him to confirm that the test I did last night was negative, so I'm all clear to come in. He said that he did a test last night and it was positive, but he's gone to work anyway, as it's all bollocks anyway, especially has he's recently just had his second jab, so I can call in at 10:30 as originally planned. He was most surprised when I said I'd have to cancel.

Snowflake. No wonder this country's fucked, if folk like you just cancel meetings willy nilly.

Wife knows someone who has just tested positive for the second time and is double jabbed. I'm worn down to the point of thinking we have to just fuck it all and crack on.

32 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Wife knows someone who has just tested positive for the second time and is double jabbed. I'm worn down to the point of thinking we have to just fuck it all and crack on.

Might be a new variant, might just be unlucky but no vaccination is 100%, time to crack on

Aye, nobody says you wont catch it

Matt Hancock, the health Secretary, having an affair during a global pandemic where some people have gone 15 months without seeing their loved ones. 

Anyone apologising for this freshly wanked penis looking fucker needs their head testing. 

Discuss 

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Matt Hancock, the health Secretary, having an affair during a global pandemic where some people have gone 15 months without seeing their loved ones. 

Anyone apologising for this freshly wanked penis looking fucker needs their head testing. 

Discuss 

Perhaps he wasn't allowed to see his loved one, so he found another

23 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Matt Hancock, the health Secretary, having an affair during a global pandemic where some people have gone 15 months without seeing their loved ones. 

Anyone apologising for this freshly wanked penis looking fucker needs their head testing. 

Discuss 

How the shitting crikey has he got two birds on the go?

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

How the shitting crikey has he got two birds on the go?

Probably chucked them a multi million pound NHS contract as a sweetener 

Testing 

Ppe

Track and trace 

Dead body storage in the event of a excess deaths event as we're about to end the pandemic... 

 

 

Take your fucking pick. 

28 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Matt Hancock, the health Secretary, having an affair during a global pandemic where some people have gone 15 months without seeing their loved ones. 

Anyone apologising for this freshly wanked penis looking fucker needs their head testing. 

Discuss 

Hancocks a twat.

However, Him having an affair, and others not being able to see loved ones, are not related in anyway.

Unless of course, he was breaking covid rules or restrictions in some way.

2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Probably chucked them a multi million pound NHS contract as a sweetener 

Testing 

Ppe

Track and trace 

Dead body storage in the event of a excess deaths event as we're about to end the pandemic... 

 

 

Take your fucking pick. 

Someone has leaked the cctv footage to the rags, parliament is a fuckin hornets nest 

1 minute ago, ZiggyStardust said:

Hancocks a twat.

However, Him having an affair, and others not being able to see loved ones, are not related in anyway.

Unless of course, he was breaking covid rules or restrictions in some way.

He's the health Secretary, setting the rules that we can't see people, we have to wear masks in doors, businesses have to close, kids have to miss out on schooling, people can't see dying relatives, funerals are capped, weddings are capped etc.

We've had the most miserable 15 months of our lives whilst he's getting noshed off at work then going home to his wife. 

If you think they're unrelated and you are happy with that you're a mug. 

9 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Someone has leaked the cctv footage to the rags, parliament is a fuckin hornets nest 

Absolutely. 

Probably Cummings tapped into it. The slimy cunt 

She’s not even fit  Matt ffs

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

She’s not even fit  Matt ffs

I reckon she pegs him

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I reckon she pegs him

You reckon that’s been caught on CCTV?

What’s done is done. It is what it is.

Lets all move on shall we?

CON (+12)

2 hours ago, ZiggyStardust said:

Hancocks a twat.

However, Him having an affair, and others not being able to see loved ones, are not related in anyway.

Unless of course, he was breaking covid rules or restrictions in some way.

He's reased a statement acknowledging breaking restrictions. 

On thin ice now.

The affair or not is his private life. Not exactly unusual in the hoc. 

The guy is fucking Teflon. 

He's got some serious shit on Boris. There's no way somebody so shit keeps their job so long.

Only reason hes in a job is because hes shitter than johnson

Once hes gone, bozo is next

But bad when Hancock gets more action than you. 

If i was a female, i'd probably imagine Hancock would be a shit shag with a knob like a cigarette butt.

Edited June 25, 20215 yr by Burndens Bogs