Members Rudy Posted August 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2021 At least one killed and several injured as Taliban violently disperse protest right who had 2 days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 On 17/08/2021 at 09:10, only1swanny said: Rabb did well on GMB despite the obvious attempts to rattle him, no idea why my wife watches GMB, winds me up massively. Rabb stated that we're doing a really good job, they then accused him if being glad this us happening! Arses The stupid fucker went on holiday. That's a man with his finger on the pulse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 hours ago, bolty58 said: In my experience, always best to pick out the positives. We could end up with some cracking Skydiving schools. You back then? Thank fuck for that. I have missed you Bruce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 hours ago, bolty58 said: Post Brexit, the strengthening of ties should be the goal. Can see Lis Truss being sent there in her burqa to do a post Brexit world beating trade deal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 18, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 18, 2021 Some tories showing theyre not all cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 (edited) The slightly homo-erotic verbal duals between Mick and Bolty were sadly missed. Hopefully they'll recommence... Bolty and Mick battlling for real ^. Edited August 18, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 4 hours ago, bolty58 said: Engage brain before posting. Might be worth looking at the comparative trade figures. Post Brexit, the strengthening of ties should be the goal. For a start, for a long time, they were wise enough not to let women drive Still a good limbo dancer I see Bolty 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 3 hours ago, mickbrown said: The stupid fucker went on holiday. That's a man with his finger on the pulse. Fuck me. No phone, Internet, nothing on his deserted island whatsoever. Even ate his carrier pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Try him for being 'THE DESERT ISLAND PIGEON MURDERER!' and for disobeying some orders as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Try him for being 'THE DESERT ISLAND PIGEON MURDERER!' and for disobeying some orders as well... And for shitting in the sand, and pissing in the sea. And give have counselling for losing his bezzy mate Wilson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: And for shitting in the sand, and pissing in the sea. And give have counselling for losing his bezzy mate Wilson. And give him some art lessons so the drawing of his bird on the cave wall looks less like E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 43 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: And give him some art lessons so the drawing of his bird on the cave wall looks less like E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. He will be useful for lockdown dentistry demonstrations: lesson 1- tooth extraction with an ice skate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said: He will be useful for lockdown dentistry demonstrations: lesson 1- tooth extraction with an ice skate. Yeah, but he knocked himself out for four years, to wake up as a grumpy bearded raw fish eating tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Yeah, but he knocked himself out for four years, to wake up as a grumpy bearded raw fish eating tramp. Fair point- perhaps some psychedelic sea urchin type thing swam into his mouth whilst briefly unconscious, and squirted him with it's love piss, and he actually spent 4 years smacked off his tits. I do wonder if, upon rescue, he was checked for webbed feet. Thinking about it, it's possible that a number of mps have been slurping urchin in the bars of the commons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Bob Mortimer has lessons on Youtube for amateur dentistry. I had a fit once and knocked a front tooth out presumably during the eppy (I'm allowed to say that). When I came to my senses I'd opened four cans of soup for some reason, realised what I'd done, eventually, thought I might have spat the tooth in the bog, which I'd shat in... Visions of Renton in Trainspotting. Then located it due to a massive bloodstain and ding in the wall... Shoved it back in, which hurt like fuck. Was wobbly as fuck, ate soup for a month but it took. Thank fuck. Three grand for an implant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Fair point- perhaps some psychedelic sea urchin type thing swam into his mouth whilst briefly unconscious, and squirted him with it's love piss, and he actually spent 4 years smacked off his tits. I do wonder if, upon rescue, he was checked for webbed feet. Thinking about it, it's possible that a number of mps have been slurping urchin in the bars of the commons! One of those cunts got me once... Had to use a biro to get the spines out. I was only 18, the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Fuck me. No phone, Internet, nothing on his deserted island whatsoever. Even ate his carrier pigeon. A member of the public stated that they couldn't believe they saw the foreign secretary on the beach all day, with January falling to the taliban.. the statement quickly proven wrong as he was taking virtual meetings throughout the day then cut his holiday short. Whole World including the taliban are suprised at how quickly they took the country, but Rabb should gave known months ago when he booked his holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Rudy said: At least one killed and several injured as Taliban violently disperse protest right who had 2 days? How brave are those lot protesting? Amazing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Was tempted to make summat up and put this in the Bolton urban myths thread but with Taliban meaning "students" surely it's common sense that legendary clothing retailer Talibs was set up to sell Farah StaPress and cheap Harrington knock offs to the student population of Bolton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Fuck me. No phone, Internet, nothing on his deserted island whatsoever. Even ate his carrier pigeon. No thanks. So why has he come back then if you think he can do the job from his sun lounger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 minute ago, mickbrown said: No thanks. So why has he come back then if you think he can do the job from his sun lounger? Sense if duty? Realised that unfortunately people are no longer allowed to have holidays if you're an MP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 18, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 18, 2021 Can we just have Mrs May back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Sense if duty? Realised that unfortunately people are no longer allowed to have holidays if you're an MP? Good point. Little know fact that Neville Chamberlain was having a couple of days in Blackpool B&B when Germany went into Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Sense if duty? Realised that unfortunately people are no longer allowed to have holidays if you're an MP? And sense of duty? I take it you didn't see the prick laughing in parliament today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 We are no longer a world player so why the fuck recall Parliament? To be influential we have to be part of a global bloc such as US, Europe, Russia or China. We have elected to leave the world order so why do we delude ourselves? We should now be preparing for an isolationist future not much different from the Talibanist State. The hypocrisy and delusion astounds me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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