Covid?

Brexit?

Both?

I notice it’s taken McDonald’s to run out of milkshakes for it to actually cause people to lose their shit.

I read that 14,000 EU lorry drivers left jobs in the UK since brexit, and only 600 have returned.

Covid caused loss of tests to be cancelled.

 

18 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Whoooaah, the Hash brown is the food item you save until last, because its the best 😋

He’s a southern puff!! What does he know. 🤣

I'll think you'll find Almeria is considerably at more southern latitudes than the English Shires...

28 minutes ago, Sweep said:

that's true, the "hash brown" has never and will never have a place on an full English

 

24 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Whoooaah, the Hash brown is the food item you save until last, because its the best 😋

 

5 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

He’s a southern puff!! What does he know. 🤣

Obviously more than you...

Nights drawing in now, it'll be Thanksgiving before we know it, only seems two minutes since The 4th of July an' all...

Time flies, pardners, it sure does, mmm hmm, yup...

Eggs sunny side up or over easy?

12 minutes ago, Carlos said:

Eggs sunny side up or over easy?

Sunny side up all day 

No wonder Yanks think British food is bland crap, and they're all obese 'lardasses'...

Everything they eat is deep-fried then topped with melted cheese, fried bacon and more melted cheese.

Tesco at Horwich have run out of diesel

It's all the remainers panicking 🙂 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

I don't have a petrol lawnmower, but cos I'm a cunt 🤪

Seriously though, some fuckers will be doing that.

The panic buying is gathering pace. It's obvious.

Remember, people were fighting over bog roll last April.

But, it's all good.

Armageden folks

Long queues at BP in Athy this morning, folk putting more than their usual ten quids worth in, and the slimy fuckers put their price up at 6.00pm last night

Just now, Mr Grey said:

That's the media & social media for you, unfortunately there are always people who think armageden is just around the corner 😏

Fortunately, brexiteers won’t get sucked in by all the panic so there should be enough to go round.

Fucked if I’m queueing up for some tank tit

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Tesco at Horwich have run out of diesel

It's all the remainers panicking 🙂 

Full on scrap at Asda Middlebrook petrol station this morning. Massive queue and then some utter knobber tries to jump the queue by driving in through the exit end. Parks up at a pump with his car facing the wrong way, gets out, picks up hose and then a guy who should have been next goes up and lamps the twat. Cheers all round.

Some people in this country are beyond the pale. I'm afraid the Dunkirk spirit is long gone. I just wish Rudy's volcano was nearby to chuck the fckr in.

It's only 5 out of 1200 that are closed so why are folk fighting?

1 minute ago, Burnden Pies said:

Full on scrap at Asda Middlebrook petrol station this morning. Massive queue and then some utter knobber tries to jump the queue by driving in through the exit end. Parks up at a pump with his car facing the wrong way, gets out, picks up hose and then a guy who should have been next goes up and lamps the twat. Cheers all round.

Some people in this country are beyond the pale. I'm afraid the Dunkirk spirit is long gone. I just wish Rudy's volcano was nearby to chuck the fckr in.

I'd love to have seen that. 

The one at four lane ends had fuck all yesterday

£1200 a week for driving a tanker

Just now, radcliffe white said:

The one at four lane ends had fuck all yesterday

£1200 a week for driving a tanker

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1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Brexiteers ?, remainers ? So 5 years ago fella.

Once every fucker has filled up in the next 2 days, easy from then on. 

Some are still using bog roll from April 2020, fuck em, and itcwill be same lot who are complaining they've cut universal credit and they are on their uppers 🙄

I keep being referred to as a remainer . Which is very weird if you know.

We need to own this turd.

Just been to fill up as I usually do on pay day. Fucking queuing to get on the forecourt ffs. Binned it off.

Just now, Mr Grey said:

You're a Remexit, a term used for those that changed their mind, or Brexamer, depending on which way you changed 😃

🙂

It's going really well.

I'm just getting the digs in early, because in 5 years I'll be drowning in "I told you so's" from Mounts et al.

5/10 years. Hopefully. 

Ah fuck. This is why my dad always told me not to get down to the red light. Can someone bring me a Jerry can of petrol please? No cash on me either so you'll have make do with a biscuit. 

Just called in at the mercury on the A6, bit of a queue but nowt too bad. The wording on the pump said due to the shortages they were minimising customers to £20 of fuel.  I took that to mean i had to get a minimum of 20 quid.  The pump stopped flowing at £31 so presumably i got it wrong.  I suppose I'm lucky I didn't get chinned! 

58 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Ah fuck. This is why my dad always told me not to get down to the red light. Can someone bring me a Jerry can of petrol please? No cash on me either so you'll have make do with a biscuit. 

I will.

pink wafer or chocolate finger though 

A country of fuckwits governed by cunts.

The perfect storm.

@bolty58lad, get that spare room aired, I need out.

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

A country of fuckwits governed by cunts.

The perfect storm.

@bolty58lad, get that spare room aired, I need out.