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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I had a circular from a comestibles emporium going by the name of 'FarmFoods' through the letter box today...

No wonder there's so many clinically obese poor kids waddling and wheezing about.

Before folk start being all judgemental and going on about cauldrons of winter stew and vats of porridge for 48p, although it is an easy option, you can see why some take it.

I doubt there's a cheaper way to obtain daily calories;

8x Crispy Chicken Burgers - 99p.

Goodfella's Pizzas - £1.

4x Packets Strawberry/Choc/Custard etc. Cream Biscuits - £1.

3x 3L Coke - £6.

Vimto 3L - £3.

66x Mozzarella Sticks - £7.

1kg Jar Nutella - £4.99.

350g Jar Peanut Butter - 69p.

40x Thick Richmond Sausages - £4.

2L Mackies Ice Cream - £2.99.

4kg Frozen French Fries - £3.

16x Rocky Chocolate Caramel Bars - £1.

Food poverty? Bollocks, at those prices every kid can be a mini chubbmeister (or chubbmistress).

I fancy for my own tea...

1kg Frozen Sweet Potato Fries - £1.

2x Jamaican Chicken Patties - £1.

4x Beef and Onion Crunchy Pancakes - £1.

And for afters.

5x Flame Smoked Chorizo McCoys - £1.

and.

114g Box Cadbury's Fingers - 85p

All that for under £5 with enough left for a carrier bag and 5p change.

That wouldn't even buy a single 330ml can of Yeomanry Stroker/Divvy Brewco colab Jaffa Cake & Strawberry Milkshake DDIPA from Tommy Morrison's 'I saw you coming' Shop.

Posted
3 hours ago, only1swanny said:

egg cheese and salad cream barm..

White barm, grated mature cheese, fried egg, salad cream.. 

amazing!

 

2 hours ago, wanderer1984 said:

That sounds revolting 🤮 

 

Pikey lunch dot com 😁

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