Pablo Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: in a hollowed out french stick. In a croc. Quote
little whitt Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Only good thing about it getting cold is me being able to buy this. Oh and not having to shave my legs for 6 months 👍 Filth. what about shaving at the top of you legs 😜 Quote
stevieb Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Black peas back on at carrs pasties. Fit. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 13, 2021 Author Posted October 13, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, little whitt said: what about shaving at the top of you legs 😜 Edited October 13, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote
Casino Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 I had black pudding in a cream and French mustard sauce Best still it took about 10 minutes Quote
Sweep Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 12 hours ago, stevieb said: Black peas back on at carrs pasties. @Spiderlikes this Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 14, 2021 Author Posted October 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, Sweep said: @Spiderlikes this Just seen him queuing up at Manchester Rd, asking for extra vinegar. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Just got our supply in time for bonfire night. Also back home this weekend for a birthday, will have to stock up on Carrs. Quote
Rudy Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Just got our supply in time for bonfire night. Also back home this weekend for a birthday, will have to stock up on Carrs. Don’t forget your gallon of vinegar so you can’t taste them Quote
Not in Crawley Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Already got a request to bring some into work. The taste of them is ok, I mean the vingear is nice but they are decent anyway. Quote
Rudy Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Just now, Not in Crawley said: Already got a request to bring some into work. The taste of them is ok, I mean the vingear is nice but they are decent anyway. Bet you like Parma violets and those lips that tasted like soap Quote
Escobarp Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: Bet you like Parma violets and those lips that tasted like soap A freshly washed minge? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: Bet you like Parma violets and those lips that tasted like soap Mmm, nope, not really. Quote
Rudy Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: A freshly washed minge? Where’s the fun in that Quote
Escobarp Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Rudy said: Where’s the fun in that I didn’t once say there was any fun did I? Smellier the better. Can’t beat the smell of a rotting wheely bin hitting your senses as you part the flaps. Who needs smelling salts when you’ve something as feral as that to get the nasal passage wide open Quote
Rudy Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I didn’t once say there was any fun did I? Smellier the better. Can’t beat the smell of a rotting wheely bin hitting your senses as you part the flaps. Who needs smelling salts when you’ve something as feral as that to get the nasal passage wide open Jesus h christ 😂 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 14, 2021 Author Posted October 14, 2021 28 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I didn’t once say there was any fun did I? Smellier the better. Can’t beat the smell of a rotting wheely bin hitting your senses as you part the flaps. Who needs smelling salts when you’ve something as feral as that to get the nasal passage wide open No wonder you ended up with the clap if that's the kind of lady you're poking. Quote
Escobarp Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: No wonder you ended up with the clap if that's the kind of lady you're poking. Don’t come On here telling us you don’t have a slight odour of rotting flesh in your gusset? Quote
Rudy Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: No wonder you ended up with the clap if that's the kind of lady you're poking. Had to see a “lady” in Bangkok to cleanse his shakras Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 14, 2021 Author Posted October 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Don’t come On here telling us you don’t have a slight odour of rotting flesh in your gusset? You could eat your tea off my gusset it's that clean you cheeky bastard Quote
Escobarp Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You could eat your tea off my gusset it's that clean you cheeky bastard Poor chap 😬 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 14, 2021 Author Posted October 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Poor chap 😬 What chap?! 😂😂 Quote
Escobarp Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 45 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: What chap?! 😂😂 Your other half. Poor lad is missing out on a good whiff before munching in Quote
Spider Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Like when the Alien opens it’s mouth next to Ripley’s head Quote
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