blackleywhite Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Ok. So I've got a job in Crawley need to be there 2.30 on a Sunday. Can set off 4pm Saturday and have a bit of a piss up in London if I can find somewhere equidistant. Any advice those itk? Or is a night out in Crawley ok? 🍻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted October 7, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 7, 2021 I can't possibly think of anyone who will be able to help you out here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 7, 2021 Members Share Posted October 7, 2021 Stay at crawleys gaff. Sundays is polo and scrimshaw club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 7, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 7, 2021 Keep yer tits covered up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 7, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 7, 2021 Im trying to work out the job You must have a third string to your bow...surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted October 7, 2021 You’ll need a cravat, the pointiest shoes money can buy, a bow-legged walk, some poppers, a copy of Melody Maker and a rape alarm. Have a great night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Where a wig and some lippy. Get away with murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 30 minutes ago, Casino said: Im trying to work out the job You must have a third string to your bow...surely? I'm musician dont you know? 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 30 minutes ago, Spider said: You’ll need a cravat, the pointiest shoes money can buy, a bow-legged walk, some poppers, a copy of Melody Maker and a rape alarm. Have a great night. A bird is involved so pulling not required. I've seen you in JR'S strutting your stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted October 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, blackleywhite said: A bird is involved so pulling not required. I've seen you in JR'S strutting your stuff... There’s no room to strut anything in there 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 What's happened to the chippy? Don't get a chippy I often but yours is my go to Horwich one. Notice its been shut for a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 Binned it mate. Long story but for the best for me. Appreciate your support 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, Spider said: There’s no room to strut anything in there 🤣 Good ale though 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted October 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, blackleywhite said: Binned it mate. Long story but for the best for me. Appreciate your support 👍 Sorry to hear that, it was a decent chippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted October 7, 2021 19 minutes ago, Spider said: There’s no room to strut anything in there 🤣 Remember the JR's down the side of ye'old pie shop at the back of Sam's? Had great bands on and I fingered many a lass (ok, maybe 2 or 3) Happy teenage years there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, blackleywhite said: Binned it mate. Long story but for the best for me. Appreciate your support 👍 6 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Sorry to hear that, it was a decent chippy. Sorry to hear it too. All the best in what mad cap scheme you are doing down Crawley way now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 Just a gig I'm trying to make into a pissup! Ill stay in Crawley fuck it 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 7, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 hour ago, blackleywhite said: I'm musician dont you know? 🙄 Course i do Didnt think there was much call for it down there, thats all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 ive worked there stayed in a hotel just over the Level Crossing top of the main St some good pubs down the main St good night out when i was there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Should have a bat signal (or a projected winklepicker at the least) for this. Equidistant is somewhere like Redhill or Croydon. I wouldn't bother with that. Crawley is fucking crap but there are pubs close by on the small older high street if you are just up for a few beers. Not worth staying in London and going down. Or....drive a bit further on and go to Lewes or even Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted October 8, 2021 Author Share Posted October 8, 2021 17 hours ago, Casino said: Course i do Didnt think there was much call for it down there, thats all The hawth has had Sunday afternoon concerts for donkeys years must have done it 10 times myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 8, 2021 Members Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Or....drive a bit further on and go to Lewes or even Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, blackleywhite said: The hawth has had Sunday afternoon concerts for donkeys years must have done it 10 times myself. Used to have a decent folk festival as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Rudy said: I can almost hear his voice everytime I see this picture! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 8, 2021 Members Share Posted October 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, kent_white said: I can almost hear his voice everytime I see this picture! 😁 The gifs failed to deliver so that’ll do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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