What we having?

Sister in law (modest handful) and her fella split, in-laws in France, so it's just the five of us at home. If I'm honest, I can't really be arsed; it's an early Sunday dinner, and will have all the fannying around without the extra gifts and booze.

 

Anyway, kids want turkey. They didn't have mash last year, and tbf I didn't miss it; however they insist. The wife usually asks for gammon, and that's my usual contribution to a family meal. I'm looking forward to making gravy, semifredo etc in advance. Go forth good folk of WWays; inspire me with your festive fayre 

Think I'm addicted to cranberry sauce. Can't get enough. 

Mushy Peas though

 

30 minutes ago, Spider said:

Mushy Peas though

 

When I saw this had bumped that was my first thought too. 

Anyway wensleydale with cranberries is bob on

5 minutes ago, stevieb said:

When I saw this had bumped that was my first thought too. 

Anyway wensleydale with cranberries is bob on

Fuckin hell Stevie that’s like going to the crimea border with a 60ft sign that says Putin takes it up the Butin

 

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Fuckin hell Stevie that’s like going to the crimea border with a 60ft sign that says Putin takes it up the Butin

 

Gayest cheese known to man but I like it. 

45 minutes ago, Spider said:

Mushy Peas though

 

Watched Masterchef t'other night and it was all pea puree and pea jous... do you think they've been lurking?

Iceland have the Aberdeen Angus joints back in stock.

£16.

They are God-Tier

I mean it, I’ve paid double for much much worse.

cook from frozen for 1hr 50mins on 180. Turn oven off.

Let rest in the cooling oven for 20 minutes.

Carve, add sea salt.

Use the juice for gravy.

I’m tumescent.

 

Edited December 19, 20214 yr by Spider

2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Gayest cheese known to man but I like it. 

Cheese and Fruit going together in these parts is like taking a finger up the arse

Its gay

You know it’s wrong

but it is so good

some men won’t admit it but still have it 

some Men have it every week 👀

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Iceland have the Aberdeen Angus joints back in stock.

£16.

They are God-Tier

I mean it, I’ve paid double for much much worse.

 

Boom. They are very good. 

Cheers for the heads up. 

Get an Ak-47 off the black market and kill everyone (in Iceland - the shop and the country) take a jerry can of petrol and torch the places then turn the rifle on yourself.

8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Get an Ak-47 off the black market and kill everyone (in Iceland - the shop and the country) take a jerry can of petrol and torch the places then turn the rifle on yourself.

I’m having all the beef joints and Frosty Jack though.

Running naked from the burning store, pushing a trolley full of “cider” and cow shouting “you’ll never catch me, coppers”

30 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Cheese and Fruit going together in these parts is like taking a finger up the arse

Its gay

You know it’s wrong

but it is so good

some men won’t admit it but still have it 

some Men have it every week 👀

Smegma and grapes?

40 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Cheese and Fruit going together in these parts is like taking a finger up the arse

Its gay

You know it’s wrong

but it is so good

some men won’t admit it but still have it 

some Men have it every week 👀

Only real men have been pegged by their missus apparently, according to Rudy and Youri anyways...

35 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m having all the beef joints and Frosty Jack though.

Running naked from the burning store, pushing a trolley full of “cider” and cow shouting “you’ll never catch me, coppers”

It's 'you'll never take me alive, pigs'.

It's only 7.5% these days - Frosty Jack.

I'd give Kerry Katona's prawn ring a whirl though, even if she has a perma-gouching out look even though clean.

Edited December 19, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

54 minutes ago, Spider said:

Iceland have the Aberdeen Angus joints back in stock.

£16.

They are God-Tier

I mean it, I’ve paid double for much much worse.

cook from frozen for 1hr 50mins on 180. Turn oven off.

Let rest in the cooling oven for 20 minutes.

Carve, add sea salt.

Use the juice for gravy.

I’m tumescent.

 

Every beef joint I have ever cooked has been shite. So I am willing to pay heft for a scutter label if it as decent as you say.

16 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Only real men have been pegged by their missus apparently, according to Rudy and Youri anyways...

Not necessarily the missus

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Every beef joint I have ever cooked has been shite. So I am willing to pay heft for a scutter label if it as decent as you say.

I wouldn’t put my name to it.

trust me

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Not necessarily the missus

Fair one, Esco’s mistress can be pretty brutal yet gentle when required I understand.

4 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Every beef joint I have ever cooked has been shite. So I am willing to pay heft for a scutter label if it as decent as you say.

Yeah same here. 

But this one is good. I think Birch commented on the thread and said some frozen 'these days' is on a par with fresh and is no longer scuttersville. 

24 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Only real men have been pegged by their missus apparently, according to Rudy and Youri anyways...

They already have designs on wearing the trousers and you think them bumming you would help?

They'd be much too rough.

Now a Brazilian Transsexual with a real nob someone else said that's OK - not me.

But you change ends at half time - said this random stranger, not me.

Edited December 19, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

They already have designs on wearing the trousers and you think them bumming you would help?

They'd be much too rough.

Now a Brazilian Transsexual with a real nob someone else said that's OK - not me.

Fair point. 

Also, whilst on the subject of Brazilians, why do they seem fond of animals?

Sure those crazy yanks are dabbling but the seriouslu sick stuff, sent as a laugh by notrights (gonzo probably) always involves South Americans.

7 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Fair point. 

Also, whilst on the subject of Brazilians, why do they seem fond of animals?

Sure those crazy yanks are dabbling but the seriouslu sick stuff, sent as a laugh by notrights (gonzo probably) always involves South Americans.

I don't watch bestiality stuff, the Brazilian trannies were top of the tree about 15 years ago - it's all about the American ones now - they're premier league atm, probably on hormones from an early age.

Most of the Brazilians are here now being prossies - now the yank 'girls' have cornered the porn market.

Edited December 20, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

Cheese and Fruit going together in these parts is like taking a finger up the arse

Its gay

You know it’s wrong

but it is so good

some men won’t admit it but still have it 

some Men have it every week 👀

But what about the cheese and grapes ?

5 hours ago, stevieb said:

Gayest cheese known to man but I like it. 

You sure about that? 😘

14 hours ago, Spider said:

Mushy Peas though

 

All we are saying, is,

 

Give peas a chance.