What we having?

Sister in law (modest handful) and her fella split, in-laws in France, so it's just the five of us at home. If I'm honest, I can't really be arsed; it's an early Sunday dinner, and will have all the fannying around without the extra gifts and booze.

 

Anyway, kids want turkey. They didn't have mash last year, and tbf I didn't miss it; however they insist. The wife usually asks for gammon, and that's my usual contribution to a family meal. I'm looking forward to making gravy, semifredo etc in advance. Go forth good folk of WWays; inspire me with your festive fayre 

Just now, stevieb said:

I'm not gonna lie. It smells like pure gasoline. 

50% of the time , it works every time 

Dior Sauvage works 100% of the time. Little tip for you there. 

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

50% of the time , it works every time 

Mrs Spider looks like Trinity out of The Matrix

itll take more than tiger urine to tempt her.

She likes money, actually. Just bring cash.

Just now, Spider said:

Mrs Spider looks like Trinity out of The Matrix

itll take more than tiger urine to tempt her.

She likes money, actually. Just bring cash.

Will a giant Bells whiskey bottle of pennies do?

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Will a giant Bells whiskey bottle of pennies do?

You just reminded me of Trigger when Delboy tells him how the yuppies love to talk about money 😂

Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

You just reminded me of Trigger when Delboy tells him how the yuppies love to talk about money 😂

I saw one of those old pound notes the other day 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Dior Sauvage works 100% of the time. Little tip for you there. 

Got some. 

Doesn't work on Mrs Stevieb when he gets home steamers after the match. 

100% is fake news. 

Just now, stevieb said:

Got some. 

Doesn't work on Mrs Stevieb when he gets home steamers after the match. 

100% is fake news. 

Don’t you have like 11 kids? Must be working 

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Will a giant Bells whiskey bottle of pennies do?

It’s better than a bells whisky bottle full of bells whisky

Just now, Rudy said:

Don’t you have like 11 kids? Must be working 

No... 2 and done. 

I'm not Barry K or a Pablo. 

Had my balls neutered early. 

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

No... 2 and done. 

I'm not Barry K or a Pablo. 

Had my balls neutered early. 

Barry K is shagging Pablo?

27 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Spids, at what point of proceedings does your missus lose her shit at you?

 

23 minutes ago, Casino said:

1997

Aka last year in Horwich

4 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Got some. 

Doesn't work on Mrs Stevieb when he gets home steamers after the match. 

100% is fake news. 

Yeah your right. It doesn't work for Mr Blondie 😂😂

1 minute ago, Traf said:

 

Aka last year in Horwich

Haha, that made me laugh. Although I am sure you live very close to Burnley and that is one hell of an odd place. It's like the time Bolty forgot.

Just now, Winchester White said:

Haha, that made me laugh. Although I am sure you live very close to Burnley and that is one hell of an odd place. It's like the time Bolty forgot.

I live about 7 miles South and 20 yrs ahead of Burnley 

1 minute ago, Traf said:

I live about 7 miles South and 20 yrs ahead of Burnley 

I had to pick the missus and her mates up earlier this year from a works do / night on the town in Burnley and it was fucking carnage.

It was mainly 40 - 60 year olds wankered and a very few younger ones mostly off their faces on charlie. Plus it has a one way system that would befuddle Prof Brian Cox. Shithole

16 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

I had to pick the missus and her mates up earlier this year from a works do / night on the town in Burnley and it was fucking carnage.

It was mainly 40 - 60 year olds wankered and a very few younger ones mostly off their faces on charlie. Plus it has a one way system that would befuddle Prof Brian Cox. Shithole

Yep that’s Burnley. Should’ve just left the Mrs there and started a new life

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Yep that’s Burnley. Should’ve just left the Mrs there and started a new life

Mate, I should have done that a long time ago in hindsight. 

3 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Mate, I should have done that a long time ago in hindsight. 

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

No I have a small very precise amount on the fish in the middle. Chips smothered. Scraps resting on top of the lot uncovered by any sauce just a dash of vinegar and salt.  
 

Im at my mums next week and fish chips gravy and scraps is getting tanned. No mushy peas. 

Nearly with you. Have an image of you with a small jug getting it right in the middle of the fish 😀 Scraps on top yes. I’d have the mushy peas though

Problem with peas is they bury the fuckers

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Problem with peas is they bury the fuckers

Which is why occasionally pea wet is what you go for 

To many queers on here doubting the value of scraps and pea wet. Go and move in with @Not in Crawleyand see what delicacies you get down there

1 minute ago, MancWanderer said:

Which is why occasionally pea wet is what you go for 

To many queers on here doubting the value of scraps and pea wet. Go and move in with @Not in Crawleyand see what delicacies you get down there

Pea wet on’t babbies ‘ ead 

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Of course. I’m a big fan of whitesides on halliwell rd but jacks is round the corner and quality so will be the choice. Followed by uninterrupted puppy free sleep for the evening. 

I used to live in the area and Whitesides must be the most over rated chippy in Bolton, fucking rank.

Bennets Lane isn’t much better.

Try Flounders in Blackrod.

Thank me later.

4 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

 Go and move in with @Not in Crawley

Thats harsh