Everyone in the festvie spirit?

Bah Humbug

Been finishing off the dregs of bottles I've had left over for a bit before tucking into proper Christmas piss.

Brandy, Morgans Spiced and Chattanooga Whiskey bottles all finished. A couple of drinks in each so nothing major.

Christmas starts tomorrow

I'll tell you what is shite, eggnog 

What the fucking hell is that 

 

2 xmas movies tonight. Did first Blood earlier and just watching violent night now which is like a cross between Die Hard and Home Alone. 

Every time I’ve visited Aldi recently I’ve tipped a couple of cans of their Stout about it vanilla stout in the trolley

It shouldn’t work but it really does. That’s me sorted for ale this Christmas 

Wrapping done and dusted. An incredible record first for me. I'm usually up till 2/3AM Christmas morning, before getting my head jumped on at 5/6 because "Wake up! He's been!" - as I imagine most on here have experienced. I'm sure I'll miss it when it stops.

Edited December 24, 20223 yr by Cheese

23 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Wrapping done and dusted. An incredible record first for me. I'm usually up till 2/3AM Christmas morning, before getting my head jumped on at 5/6 because "Wake up! He's been!" - as I imagine most on here have experienced. I'm sure I'll miss it when it stops.

We've got our 8yr old grandson here for Xmas this year, so it'll be the first early start for a few years chez Traf.

It's also his 9th birthday, so double the fun for a couple of days before he flies back to Oz on Wednesday.

1 minute ago, Traf said:

We've got our 8yr old grandson here for Xmas this year, so it'll be the first early start for a few years chez Traf.

It's also his 9th birthday, so double the fun for a couple of days before he flies back to Oz on Wednesday.

That'll bring a few memories back!

We brought him back from Bali on 5th December.
I'd forgotten how tiring kids were.

8 hours ago, Cheese said:

Wrapping done and dusted. An incredible record first for me. I'm usually up till 2/3AM Christmas morning, before getting my head jumped on at 5/6 because "Wake up! He's been!" - as I imagine most on here have experienced. I'm sure I'll miss it when it stops.

Just get your Mrs to start doing it when the kids grow out of it.

I still have no idea why we wrap stuff in our house as we practically order all of our own presents anyway, but somehow it just wouldn’t be the same!

First thing I've fucked up. I've forgotten to do Christmas eve boxes. I've a feeling I'm gonna fuck up all of this Christmas 

😔😔

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

First thing I've fucked up. I've forgotten to do Christmas eve boxes. I've a feeling I'm gonna fuck up all of this Christmas 

😔😔

Right, Xmas is hard enough - cut yourself some slack. I guarantee that your kids will have a brilliant Christmas and won't notice any small thing that has dropped off the list.

You aren't not going to.fuck it up, no doubt you've done a brilliant job and the children will have a fantastic time with their family and wonderful mum who loves the bones of them.

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

First thing I've fucked up. I've forgotten to do Christmas eve boxes. I've a feeling I'm gonna fuck up all of this Christmas 

😔😔

What the fuck are Christmas eve boxes?

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Right, Xmas is hard enough - cut yourself some slack. I guarantee that your kids will have a brilliant Christmas and won't notice any small thing that has dropped off the list.

You aren't not going to.fuck it up, no doubt you've done a brilliant job and the children will have a fantastic time with their family and wonderful mum who loves the bones of them.

Bollocks

Daughter is late 20s and still needs new Chritmas jamas laying out.

 

8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

First thing I've fucked up. I've forgotten to do Christmas eve boxes. I've a feeling I'm gonna fuck up all of this Christmas 

😔😔

Mrs just said the same. Forgot to sort it, hopefully youngest has forgot about it.

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

What the fuck are Christmas eve boxes?

Pre season friendly in brand new kit

Just now, gonzo said:

Pre season friendly in brand new kit

A needless added stress by the sounds of it!

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

A needless added stress by the sounds of it!

Yep. Put it in the same file as farting about with that bastard elf every night.

I’ve just completed 24 FUCKING nights of pissing about arranging a toy elf in various “hilarious” situations around the house.

I don’t know what a Xmas Eve box is, but it ain’t happening. I’m done.

Relax @bolton_blondie your kids are only bothered about what the big man brings down the chimney.

dig out the baileys 

26 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’ve just completed 24 FUCKING nights of pissing about arranging a toy elf in various “hilarious” situations around the house.

I don’t know what a Xmas Eve box is, but it ain’t happening. I’m done.

Relax @bolton_blondie your kids are only bothered about what the big man brings down the chimney.

dig out the baileys 

I'd love to dig out the baileys, but I have too much to do. Hard work all this on your own 

Don’t do the Elf

Dont do the boxes

Stop introducing more chores to a hectic schedule 

Be some family matching pj pictures knocking about later on social media

 

Just give them one of their smaller presents @bolton_blondie, honestly it doesnt matter.

...... My neighbour was just telling me that he's having cauliflower cheese on his Xmas dinner. Its that acceptable to the Wways food buffs? 

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

...... My neighbour was just telling me that he's having cauliflower cheese on his Xmas dinner. Its that acceptable to the Wways food buffs? 

If you’re going Toby cavery 

6 minutes ago, Sweep said:

...... My neighbour was just telling me that he's having cauliflower cheese on his Xmas dinner. Its that acceptable to the Wways food buffs? 

Ring the police. Don’t wait.