Peter North

"Golden Showers, Happy Hours", as they say round our way!

Had to laugh at Frankie Boyle's column in The Sun, today... "When Charlie Sheen dies, and they make film of his life story.. it's gonna be a porno!"

"Schindlers List- The Musical" is an exercise in tastelessness, and funnier, though!!!!

What about Chelsea Clinton, now that she is, ahem, "sexed-up"?

Yep. Top MILF!!!

The soundtrack to "Schindler's Fist". Ahem!

Why did someone not just pull her kecks down, and have done with it?!!!

The bigger they come, the harder they fall, as they say. Wot a tit!

Stuart Hall & Mark E Smith I'm vvvvvitk. FACT!

F-Troop from Darcy lever are all in, faaaasands of us, staying over!

RIP Sir Nat

Chelsea have that "Ricky Ponting" feel about them right now. Losers before they even set foot upon t'pitch in my mind! Well, let's hope so!

RIP Avi Just wonder if they will have a minutes silence tonight?

The Knight Rider sketch wasn't that bad!

Oh, what's green and smells of Pork? Kermit's finger! The old ones are the best... I'll get me coat!!

Damaged Goods.

Big article on Sam Ricketts in today's Observer. Turns out his dad was a famous showjumper. Young Sam is from a horsey horsey background, and his uncle is none other than John Francome!

I would crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank in her shadow!

He was the guy that twatted Purple Aki, when he came to feel his biceps. Great bloke!

Back on the box at last. 10pm tonight. Monday nights are now worth staying up for. Even with the shabby remnants of a hangover still coursing through my body. Clunge attack!!!

Is it on the same shelf as "Schindler's Fist"?

Just what is wrong with putting a cat in a bin, eh? Also agree, tis likely to be an internet prank, devised by people with way too much time on their hands!

I've shagged her. Twice.

Ree-sult!!!! Bring on the Pippin!

"Spread yer legs & get yer knickers down.. cos I'm God's gift to women in this fookin town..." Maybe Muttley should have put a bit more though into how a young lady might just perform this action. Surely it should be the other way round. Ahem!