Peter North

It's like christmas eve already!

Night-nurse Vodka and Night-Nurse without a shadow... Known round our way as poor man's ketamine!

Just a squirt of fairy liquid in the bath for me, every so often. Works wonders.

Send him the square root of fuck-all!

The weather is great today, spring has kicked in, and at least thirteen of my 'friends' are posting on facebook right now. Duh!!!

Cocktails on the patio for this lad, whilst kicking back to the sounds of Miles Davies' "Sketches of Spain". Can't beat it!

Top Answer, my friend! Closely followed by "More than a Feeling" by Boston. Haaave it!!!

Hitler's Henchmen Nazi Collaborators World at War Battlefield WW2 in colour Last Days of WW2 I must get out more.

The House of Love - most overlooked band ever Bogshed Buffalo Tom

Word on the street was that he was HGV positive.

Check out the home page of Wikipedia. The article of the day is all about a young lady called "Fanny Scratching" and the "Cock Lane Ghost"!

His family has requested that everyone turn up for the funeral with their best anorak and notebook.

or a "Boston Pancake"!!! Though I must admit, my favourite is the good old "Jocky Wilson"... remember when he used to stick his tongue out as he threw his arrers....!

Blimey, Little whitt, they all look like Kermit. You surely must be getting a bit 'fresh' about 'em!

He means anything but teaching!!

TA. HR, management, education etc

Fools and communists. The lot of you!

No. Definitely not. Change of management is more like it.

Posted this in the networking site, but want to get it out to a wider audience. Has anyone used a recruitement agency recently, and know of a good one in Bolton/ Manchester/ North-West? I'm looking to review my career options rapidly. Any help would be appreciated, ta.

Oh Christ, I could write a book about shite managers. The number one cardinal sin being excessive use of jargon and coming across like Gus from "Drop the Dead Donkey" lets all "Stir fry this in the wok of creativity"!

.and how are they fixing the coffin lid down? Oh, this could go on forever!

Just wondering if he came to a sticky end?

Triggers, Lamb-chops, whatever. Sideburns rule forever. Never in fashion, never out of fashion. Keep 'em growing Pabbers!

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose? as they say!

Spray-on Veet. It's the future lads. No pain, all gain!!!