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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

Jobs you would never ever do.


bolton_blondie

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I used to hate decorating, but I don't mind it now. Took me years to realise I could/should take as long as possible and do a proper decent job - with the added bonus of hours and hours of nobody mithering me because "I'm busy". Couldn't do it professionally though, unless I charged a grand per wall.

One job I definitely couldn't do is nursing. Can't even pick up a dog turd in a dog turd bag without gagging.

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If I needed to I could do any job at all ... but, as mentioned above, I couldn't do one that kills animals.

Once knew a lad whose job was to murder male chicks.  Used to sort them, then fling the males to one side and then gas them like a Nazi. Something like that'd give me nightmares for life.

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8 hours ago, DazBob said:

If I needed to I could do any job at all ... but, as mentioned above, I couldn't do one that kills animals.

Once knew a lad whose job was to murder male chicks.  Used to sort them, then fling the males to one side and then gas them like a Nazi. Something like that'd give me nightmares for life.

There was a video on here years ago of a machine with interlocking toothed wheels in the bottom of a hopper. The male chicks were just put into the hopper and dragged in to be crushed. 
 

When we had a CO2 shortage a few years ago I hadn’t realised it was part of the killing process for pigs

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2 hours ago, Duck Egg said:

Greggs at a service station. They work bloody hard, serving all kinds of numpties probably for a pittance. 

I'd do that before I ever became a prison officer though.

Him off Bad Girls had it good. Fenners wasnt it?

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5 hours ago, gonzo said:

Not sure I could work in an office.

Probably best kept away from women in nylon as well.

 

 

I did best part of 40 years in offices in the paper trade and can confirm the nylon distraction, then got a job support worker in a day centre. I've not worked a day for 14 years. Still doing two days now.

Slaughterhouse was also mentioned. I saw a little video the other week for some vegan outfit. The commentary upset me for days.

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