Big E Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 I take it you've never been then. No but smiffs did explain the place to me with rayvon when we were on our way to the citeh game ha ha
Traf Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 It's quality, if you want a beer served in the aroma of boiled animal feet at 4am.
Totty Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) I never believed lads who said they bought mags mainly to read the stories.If they wanted to read erotic stories and not view the naked women why not buy a book? It was as though masturbating to naked women was sad but reading the stories was cool. not mainly to read the stories, but liked them as much as looking at the pics! thing is, i can see lots of naked ladies on the internet, but i cant find rude stories - so thats why id be up for buying a bongo mag again! Edited October 12, 2009 by Totty
bolty58 Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Fiona Richmond from Knave. Could have every bloke in a large room standing to attention in seconds that one. Some may remember her causing a furore by purchasing, from someone in Bury, the rego plate PEN 1S to affix to her E Type. That filthy posh type who would make a fuss that the cutlery wasn't set perfectly and then instigate a gang bang on the dining table. Grrrr........
jeep Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Fiona Richmond from Knave. Could have every bloke in a large room standing to attention in seconds that one. Some may remember her causing a furore by purchasing, from someone in Bury, the rego plate PEN 1S to affix to her E Type. That filthy posh type who would make a fuss that the cutlery wasn't set perfectly and then instigate a gang bang on the dining table. Grrrr........ Bolty, you know the rules. Photo evidence. Go on then. I'll help you out Bluey......
bolty58 Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Many thanks Jeep but less of the fcuking Bluey, right?
E2Jarstar Posted October 13, 2009 Author Posted October 13, 2009 what's happening to the muff these days? it's almost extinct.......the good old days of flicking through the pages of knave/razzle to be greeted by a beaver are all but gone. is it a temporary fashion or will it be gone forever? i like a neatly cultivated lady garden not a ripped sofa thank you
Sweep Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 what's happening to the muff these days? it's almost extinct I think it's just a fashion thing, big hairy cloppers will be all the rage again within a few years I'm sure
Winchester White Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I think it's just a fashion thing, big hairy cloppers will be all the rage again within a few years I'm sure Christ, I fooking hope not!
Bigtoe Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I think it's just a fashion thing, big hairy cloppers will be all the rage again within a few years I'm sure Amen Brother
athywhite1958 Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I think it's just a fashion thing, big hairy cloppers will be all the rage again within a few years I'm sure Fuckin hell, that made me laugh out loud.
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I think it's just a fashion thing, big hairy cloppers will be all the rage again within a few years I'm sure Apparently, wimmin with shaven havens cant piss straight.
jeep Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Apparently, wimmin with shaven havens cant piss straight. So what. I've got a cock and I still can't piss straight....
no balls Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Apparently, wimmin with shaven havens cant piss straight. Really? Who told you that? & Jeep, at your age shouldn't you be doing sit down pisses now?
Traf Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Sit down pisses are a luxury: a real treat not to be overused.
Whisky Face Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I thought sit down pisses were for when you need the bog in the middle and are desperately trying not to wake up fully.
Traf Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 No, I think you'll find sit down pisses are a nice treat now and then. Or am i the only one?
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Sit down p?sses are to stop one from spraying the ceiling with piss during those early morning tank emptying excercises
ron Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 ...and to cool off wedding tackle in hot weather...
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Trafs got it bang on. A sit down piss is a luxury and should be savoured.
DirtySanchez Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Sit down p?sses are to stop one from spraying the ceiling with piss during those early morning tank emptying excercises Its when you get the twin jets that you have to be careful. Somehow the distance between them tends to be slightly wider than the toilet itself.
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Its when you get the twin jets that you have to be careful. Somehow the distance between them tends to be slightly wider than the toilet itself. Or when you're emptying the hose into the pot at about 4 bar first thing in a morning, but dont realise there's a loose dribble underneath that's flooding the floor. It's only made better when you climb back into bed to sneak another 10, then you hear Doris shout 'you filthy bastard, there's piss all over the fucking floor'.
Big E Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I think it's just a fashion thing, big hairy cloppers will be all the rage again within a few years I'm sure When i was an appo my mentor used to show us his old mags with "real 70's styling" which essentially meant the same thing!
leigh white Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Going for a piss after a bonk, and your knob is out of shape, you end up urinating everywhere apart from the piss pot.
DirtySanchez Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Or when you're emptying the hose into the pot at about 4 bar first thing in a morning, but dont realise there's a loose dribble underneath that's flooding the floor. It's only made better when you climb back into bed to sneak another 10, then you hear Doris shout 'you filthy bastard, there's piss all over the fucking floor'. Mind you it can help if you have a tiled bathroom floor. My ex used to have those lights that you can plug in to a socket and they'd give out a bit of light so you can find your way to the toilet etc during the night. The beauty was that if I had a skinful of ale, and had already been earlier and left a bit of a 'mess' I could still find my way. Because of the combination of the two the light they gave made it look like the flight path to heathrow
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