madthatter Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I have seen some wierd 'do's' in my time but cannot explain my hatred of white people with dread locks, and by the christ possibly one in 10 out here in Asia seem to have them. What prompted this post was seeing a gent today sporting a mohawk, running into a mullet with two strangily, mangy lookin dreads at the 'tail'. I swear I don't think i've ever wanted to twat a total stranger so much in my life. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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madthatter Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 Ha! What about dogs wearing coats?? Fuck me! I always give owners of said wide berths, somethings not right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 No man over 30 should have a hair cut with a name, (excepting the Mitchell brother) them's the rules. Paul Weller please take note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Ha! What about dogs wearing coats?? Fuck me! I always give owners of said wide berths, somethings not right there! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Maybe someone on here has a haircut like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Raul Meireles Men who have died hair or highlights. Im not a big hair fan, spent probably 9 of the last 10 years shaving my head with bare clippers at least once a week until the last couple of months where I decided to grow it a bit as people were thinking I was actually bald / had cancer / was a lesbian (delete as applicable) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Also forgot, blokes who use fucking straighteners! FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 23, 2012 Members Share Posted April 23, 2012 men who obviously are going bald but can't seem to accept it and wet look gel the 12 hairs left on their scalp showing heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 anything where folk have spent half an hour trying to make their hair look 'naturally' messy. and these cunts oh and white kids with patterns in their hair check out this piece of classiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Raul Meireles Men who have died hair or highlights. Im not a big hair fan, spent probably 9 of the last 10 years shaving my head with bare clippers at least once a week until the last couple of months where I decided to grow it a bit as people were thinking I was actually bald / had cancer / was a lesbian (delete as applicable) I thought you were a bald lesbian who had cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 There's wimmin actually fancy him. They've clearly got some sort of mental illness. Long hair on men, it's not actually a hair cut, which is what I think winds me up. Get it cut you scruffy cunt! And men who dye their hair. Nobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 There's wimmin actually fancy him. They've clearly got some sort of mental illness. Long hair on men, it's not actually a hair cut, which is what I think winds me up. Get it cut you scruffy cunt! And men who dye their hair. Nobs! does my white boy jewfro count? Although i do agree i need a hair cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 does my white boy jewfro count? Although i do agree i need a hair cut. I quite like your Jewfro. in fact, I like a real fro too. I'd not count them as scruffy cunts. There's time and effort involved. Long refers to downwards not outwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) Speaking of Fros, what's that gel Don Goodman's using? It looks more like jiz than soul glow! Edited April 23, 2012 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 They think it's a new thing too. Blokes have had cunty hair for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 They think it's a new thing too. Blokes have had cunty hair for years! Cunty hair is a bit harsh on the bottom right fella he's just a balding middle aged man who's wandered into the photo shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 And what on earth has Rob Green done to his barnet? He looks a nob! Not as much of a nob as Munich's keeper, but still, pretty nobbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 i sported a great undercut when i was 14..... the 'fleetwood cut' still exists round ere...where you shave your head to the scalp and leave a gelled-pronged fringe at the front.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 23, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2012 i sported a great undercut when i was 14..... the 'fleetwood cut' still exists round ere...where you shave your head to the scalp and leave a gelled-pronged fringe at the front.... That ridiculous haircut was the in thing when I was a lad, it didn't last long because you looked like a complete twat - there must be some seriously backward fuckers where you live gonzo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 That ridiculous haircut was the in thing when I was a lad, it didn't last long because you looked like a complete twat - there must be some seriously backward fuckers where you live gonzo. not where i live mate..... the town on a limb that is fleetwood...see elsewhere for my opinion on that town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri Djorkaeff Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I have seen some wierd 'do's' in my time but cannot explain my hatred of white people with dread locks, and by the christ possibly one in 10 out here in Asia seem to have them. What prompted this post was seeing a gent today sporting a mohawk, running into a mullet with two strangily, mangy lookin dreads at the 'tail'. I swear I don't think i've ever wanted to twat a total stranger so much in my life. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I couldn't give a flying fcuk... each to their own. So long as your not a prick then it doesn't matter what you look like. There's a lad at my work coaches footy to the kids and he has dreads and bar the fact he's a QPR fans he's sound. Whats the point in wasting all your anger on a haricut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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no balls Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 My word, I used to fancy him. Actually, I still would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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