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Smithills Coaching House


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to shut forever as a restaurant

 

had my wedding meal there

 

Had my second wedding dinner there also Black pudding was indeed good.Also went to 70s Night I sat down with the wife and some snotty cunt said "this is a private function' I said Iknow i have tickets.he said" if you dont leave I will make You"So I left him on his arse and sat at another table the cunt went to the manager and was flung out Wanker.

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Very sad news, mum and dad live near and I worked there as a student. Yes it was stuck in a timewarp and the food wasn't great, aside the aforementioned black pudding and soup but still not happy its going. Been on new years eve a couple of times with the kids and it was fine for what we wanted it for.

 

Also used to love walking from our house through the woods and then to the coaching house for lunch on a Saturday.

 

Funnily enough I also smoked my first cig there after a Turton Sixth Form do. Not the smartest idea I've ever had.

 

Although having worked there I wouldn't go near the cheese they had out!!

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As a kid and before I knew owt, it was a treat and I enjoyed the chicken.

 

 

But that was long ago and far away.

 

When I was a kid, we used to go for a Sunday treat to an Italian restaurant in Standish. I have a vague recollection it ended up being on the site that was Henry Africas. Or an Indian in Darwen, I think it was on it's own on the left.

 

Anyway, that'll be why I don't eat English muck I suppose.

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Many years ago it had a good rep, had a birthday do 20 odd years ago and they had the biggest knickerbocker glorys around. Had to stand up to eat them.

 

Abiding memories are my Nana and aunties putting a kilo of different cheeses and 20 items of fruit in their handbags.

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I will miss eating cress with my black pudding (no pun intended) and eating enough cheese to give me nightmares for a fortnight. I will also miss being able to threaten the kids with the stuffed fox in the glass case of they didn't eat up and making fake clippety clop noises on the carriage outside.

 

The powdered soup, oven chips and rubber steaks won't be missed. Nor will that fookin novelty shop.

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I worked there when that fat horrible cunt morris was a head wine waiter, now he is doing his best to wreck the rest of the town(99% achieved). The cunt can't string a sentence together without adding the phrase " the most vunerable members of society". Fuckin useless socialist queer cunt.

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I worked there when that fat horrible cunt morris was a head wine waiter, now he is doing his best to wreck the rest of the town(99% achieved). The cunt can't string a sentence together without adding the phrase " the most vunerable members of society". Fuckin useless socialist queer cunt.

 

 

Can't be gayist

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When I was a kid, we used to go for a Sunday treat to an Italian restaurant in Standish. I have a vague recollection it ended up being on the site that was Henry Africas. Or an Indian in Darwen, I think it was on it's own on the left.

 

Anyway, that'll be why I don't eat English muck I suppose.

 

Anaz or Akash?

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Due to the aforementioned family connection, me and the missus had our (staff discount) wedding reception at the sister establishment, The Lamplighter under t'Market Hall.

 

Certainly not memorable for the food! Night do was upstairs at The Trotters which was fcuking ace.

Bloody hell Bolty, the Lamplighter brings back memories, had many a meal at the place after a match at BP in the mid 70s, the rest of the lads dined in Normans olde english fish and chip shop on newport st, which was dogshit.
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