Gonk Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 I reckon she'd have some cracking tales like the time her and Oliver Skeet had a 24hr bollinger and pimms fueled fuck fest after the badminton horse trials. She a raging Lezzer, so moe likely Pippa Funnell than Oliver Skeet. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 First Brit off in the Dressage in 5 minutes, 454 on Sky. Apparently ours are doing it to some Land of Hope and Glory mash up. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 First Brit off in the Dressage in 5 minutes, 454 on Sky. Apparently ours are doing it to some Land of Hope and Glory mash up. I really cant watch it, not only do i not get it, its fuckin poncy Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) I'd rather watch people of quality where Britain might actually win, than overgrown tools on kiddy bikes. Even if it is fucking boring. Edited August 9, 2012 by maaarsh Quote
DazBob Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 I really cant watch it, not only do i not get it, its fuckin poncy Fully agree mate. It's not sport in any way, shape or form. Get it kicked out and bring in darts in its place. Quote
KP Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 It may well be a kid sport, but it's fucking brilliant to watch. 4 races so far with 3 huge crashes. The second race had only one rider finish the course. Broken bones are seen as minor injuries, it's the broken necks and internal injuries you have to watch out for. Ace. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 I'm watching the decathlon pole vault. That's commitment. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Brit leading the dressage with 3 riders left, 2 of whom are British. I'll let you do the math. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Brits on in the ninjitjudowando next, channel 456 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 I'd rather watch people of quality where Britain might actually win, than overgrown tools on kiddy bikes. Even if it is fucking boring. Anyone who walks past an unattended BMX, outside a shop for example, and despite their age, doesn't get a momentary urge to hop on it - and bunny-hop off into the sunset, must have no joy in their soul But you have to wonder why they use 20" wheeled ones and not 24" 'Cruisers'... Kids can't win these days, they get slated for being X-Box live addicted, monosyllablic zombies, yet if they show an interest in a sport like skating or BMX, they're also regarded as a tw*t. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Kids can ride BMXs, as long as they realise its a game and anyone over the age of 16 needs to grow up and ride a real bike. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Brits on in the ninjitjudowando next, channel 456 Women's 1/4 final; our girl 3-1 up after the first session Quote
frank_spencer Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 I'm sensing the bmx boys wouldn't let maaarsh play with them on his Peugeot racer. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Brits now 1st and 3rd with 2 riders left, 1 of whom is British. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Women's 1/4 final; our girl 3-1 up after the first session 9-2 now Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 9-2 now 13-3, in to the semi's for our girl. Scouse lad up next. Quote
maaarsh Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 0-0 for the lad end the end of the first third - same as his first fight;obviously a cagey fucker. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) I'm sensing the bmx boys wouldn't let maaarsh play with them on his Peugeot racer. What were those wanky 'wolf' or 'fox' or sommat bikes? With bits of plastic attached to the frame and a battery operated soundbox? Immature kids with those pretending to be Streethawk - while everyone else was learning shite tricks like 'walking the dog'... The more rubbish a kid was on a BMX was in inverse proportion to the quality of their 'ride'. Around our way, all the fat, breathless kids would be falling all over the place on Diamondbacks and m ongooses Edited August 9, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Carlos Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Ginger kid on a Huffy Prothunder to make himself more popular. Cock. Quote
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