Krimzon Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 Its not a question of "allowing" its the fact that Gods greatest gift to mankind was that of freewill even if that free will is to commit acts of horriffic evil its still free will. Without it we are all slaves. In my opinion education deterence and punishment are answers to such crimes rather than asking why are things like that allowed. Quote
kent_white Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 My favourite part of the bible is where it proclaims women are spiritually unclean for a week after their period and must therefore wash everything that they touch. The same goes for men who 'spill their seed upon the ground'. The part about stoning to death homosexuals and witches is another highlight. I prefer the genocidal maniac God from the old testament. The one who asks his followers to sacrifice their children to him and then only intervenes to stop it right at the last minute. A bit like a holy practical joke, but involving child murder. I'm also a big fan of how he wipes out almost the entire human race (which he created) for being immoral (after he gave them free will) and then threatens to condemn anybody who doesn't worship him to an eternity (yes you've heard that right) of anguish and torment in the fiery pits of hell. Fuck me, if he's the one we're supposed to look up to then this Satan must be a right clown! Quote
no balls Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 My favourite part of the bible is where it proclaims women are spiritually unclean for a week after their period and must therefore wash everything that they touch. The part about stoning to death homosexuals and witches is another highlight. To be fair, if you asked a few on here they'd agree with that God fella. Quote
kent_white Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 To be fair, if you asked a few on here they'd agree with that God fella. On a liberal board such as this? Surely not? Quote
no balls Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 On a liberal board such as this? Surely not? All women are unclean slags and all queers fancy all straight men. That is the word of WW. Amen. Quote
kent_white Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 All women are unclean slags and all queers fancy all straight men. That is the word of WW. Amen. If the bible had used the word FACT, instead of Amen, I'd be more inclined to believe. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. FACT! Quote
Ratwhite Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) Fuck me (sorry forgot its the sabbath) thought I'd logged on to morning worship! Amen (fact) FAC61 Edited September 2, 2012 by Ratwhite Quote
no balls Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 Fuck me (sorry forgot its the sabbath) Not for them Jews it's not. (they're the gang who killed Baby Jesus by the way). Quote
Ratwhite Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 Not for them Jews it's not. (they're the gang who killed Baby Jesus by the way). Apparently have a lot to do with writing Broadway musicals too: "Ah just come down from the windy city" Amen (sorry fact) Quote
frank_spencer Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 I love the fact that Leviticus (the book the god nuts quote to say being gay is bad) says slavery is ok as long as they're foreigners, eating shellfish is a sin, touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, getting a hair cut is bad also wearing clothes made from 2 types of fabric is a no no. I have no issue with religious folk but when they try to use their religion to tell no religious folk how to live their life they're out of order. Quote
no balls Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) I love the fact that Leviticus (the book the god nuts quote to say being gay is bad) says slavery is ok as long as they're foreigners, eating shellfish is a sin, touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, getting a hair cut is bad also wearing clothes made from 2 types of fabric is a no no. They're nicking stuff off my lot there. Tell them to read the new one and leave the old one alone! Edited September 2, 2012 by no balls Quote
frank_spencer Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 They're nicking stuff off my lot there. Tell them to read the new one and leave the old one alone! but i need to know if getting my barnet cut is as sinful as being a chutney ferret, and how these things are graded. Quote
no balls Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 but i need to know if getting my barnet cut is as sinful as being a chutney ferret, and how these things are graded. Pufters are up there as Satan's workforce on Earth. Having a short back and sides is the sort of thing that gets a tut or a disapproving glare. Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 So it's all my fault is it? Cunts Quote
kent_white Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 I love the fact that Leviticus (the book the god nuts quote to say being gay is bad) says slavery is ok as long as they're foreigners, eating shellfish is a sin, touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, getting a hair cut is bad also wearing clothes made from 2 types of fabric is a no no. I have no issue with religious folk but when they try to use their religion to tell no religious folk how to live their life they're out of order. To be fair, shellfish are shite. They are like something from the food round on I'm a Celebrity, so I'll have to agree with the almighty on that one. Quote
Juan.Kerr Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 So, just to be clear, pork scratchings are verboten being pig skin, but sausage and egg barms are ok ? But aren't sausage and egg meat and dairy and are therefore a no no ? Are drums still covered in pig skin these days ? How would a Jewish bongo player get about his business ? I don't know who to believe now. Quote
birch-chorley Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 would pigs blood be a no no then for our bed sheets at the hound out in 2 weeks Quote
mysticmichael Posted September 2, 2012 Author Posted September 2, 2012 Not for them Jews it's not. (they're the gang who killed Baby Jesus by the way). I think you Will find it was the Romans. Quote
no balls Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 I think you Will find it was the Romans. You say potato.............I say 'morally' you are wrong Back to bible class for you. Quote
bolty58 Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 Michael, you need alcohol The type one is preserved in? Quote
DomRepWanderer Posted September 3, 2012 Posted September 3, 2012 I think you Will find it was the Romans. Twas the Js that did for our Baby Jesus, cunts, tis the lord that Coyle got a job here, no comment. Quote
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