miamiwhite Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) Mr Coyle The Sons of the Desert does not feel the need to remind yourself of the importance of this game,not just to the long suffering White sons,spread over every nook and cranny of this world but also to your 'good' self. It begins a trilogy of games of the utmost improtance,which ultimately will decide your fate. The Udinese reserve fixture is the first which you will be judged upon,anything less than a comprehensive tanking of the Hornets will be seen by the Lodge, as a total failure,and your head will be on the chopping blocks within the barracks. No doubt your partner in crime Mr Gartside will do a Dolly Parton and stand by his man. Failure in the second game,and i'm afraid the jury will be well and truly out. A third flop,and the sons will bury their hands in the sand if Edwin and Phillip do not undertake their roles as chief executioner and your tenancy should be cut as short as your matchday/touchline trousers. We do not want to go through those days in the 80's again when just 91 fellow sons travelled to vicarage rd to watch us get drubbed 3-0 by elton john's gaygang which left us singing the blues,you though do not have time on your hands for that. Their fans were resplendant in doc martens,green flying jackets and the obligatory yellow scarves,making them when combined with luther blissett,john barnes and co,look more like an advert for the Jamiacan tourist board. Well Mr Coyle,i'm afraid you may be on an extended holiday if you do not buck up and pull your silly socks up. After the international break,we sincerely hope you adopted fresh and appealing tactics for this fixture. Christ Eagles is flying and soaring with confidence,and should be buzzing against the Hornets,Bogdan has to keep his place between the sticks solely to confuse the opposition with his hair colour,and make them play soft passes back to him instead of firing shots in non-stop. Mr Spearing should drop anchor,fill the midfield cavity and ensure no Gap for Watford to drive through. He should station himself centrally,and starve the opposition of service,and fuel our relentless attacking surges. We're hoping the real Slim Shady/mark davies will please stand up and also hope and pray that Marvin Sordell will be very buzzy against his former family and show why he left their nest. Mr Coyle,the clock is ticking,the countdown has begun,you've missed your initial target more than the Luftwaffe missed their targets,by playing the following side,you may just purchase an extended stay. If the Hornets leave a nasty sting in the tail,it woud be time to buzz off ADAM FROM WOGDAN SAMUEL RICKETTS-----MATTHEW MILLS------ZAT KNIGHTMARE-------MARCUS ALONSO KEITH ANDREWS-----------------MARK DAVIES------JAY SPEARING------------------CHRIST EAGLES MARVIN SORDELL-----KEVIN DAVIES I'M GOING FOR A COMPREHENSIVE 4-0 VICTORY FOR BOLTON. Mr Coyle,if you cannot produce a side capable of victory against a side from the Vicarage,then start saying your prayers Edited September 9, 2012 by miamiwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Im dreading this game in the same manor I did before that infamous night against Hull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted September 9, 2012 Moderators Share Posted September 9, 2012 i'm looking forward to it hull drew a line in the sand saturday decides if we cross it and its down to captain cock to ensure we pull back from the brink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlington White Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 The Sunday paper predicting a Watford win this morning... Well was the daily mail to be fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 3-0 Bolton. Turning point in the season. It will continue with a well earned point at Brum and a 3-1 win at Sheffield Wednesday. COYW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Turning point in the season. How many times and how many members saying this before it does actually happen. No idea on the score, they're just a complete joke and Coyle should not be still in charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grego Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 They will be up for it to show Sordell he made a wrong move....we lose 0-2 and still no change at the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 2-1 watford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic White. Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Coyle will throw his hand in after the game if we lose. MARK MY WORDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Ratwhite Posted September 9, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2012 Mr Coyle The Sons of the Desert does not feel the need to remind yourself of the importance of this game,not just to the long suffering White sons,spread over every nook and cranny of this world but also to your 'good' self. It begins a trilogy of games of the utmost improtance,which ultimately will decide your fate. The Udinese reserve fixture is the first which you will be judged upon,anything less than a comprehensive tanking of the Hornets will be seen by the Lodge, as a total failure,and your head will be on the chopping blocks within the barracks. No doubt your partner in crime Mr Gartside will do a Dolly Parton and stand by his man. Failure in the second game,and i'm afraid the jury will be well and truly out. A third flop,and the sons will bury their hands in the sand if Edwin and Phillip do not undertake their roles as chief executioner and your tenancy should be cut as short as your matchday/touchline trousers. We do not want to go through those days in the 80's again when just 91 fellow sons travelled to vicarage rd to watch us get drubbed 3-0 by elton john's gaygang which left us singing the blues,you though do not have time on your hands for that. Their fans were resplendant in doc martens,green flying jackets and the obligatory yellow scarves,making them when combined with luther blissett,john barnes and co,look more like an advert for the Jamiacan tourist board. Well Mr Coyle,i'm afraid you may be on an extended holiday if you do not buck up and pull your silly socks up. After the international break,we sincerely hope you adopted fresh and appealing tactics for this fixture. Christ Eagles is flying and soaring with confidence,and should be buzzing against the Hornets,Bogdan has to keep his place between the sticks solely to confuse the opposition with his hair colour,and make them play soft passes back to him instead of firing shots in non-stop. Mr Spearing should drop anchor,fill the midfield cavity and ensure no Gap for Watford to drive through. He should station himself centrally,and starve the opposition of service,and fuel our relentless attacking surges. We're hoping the real Slim Shady/mark davies will please stand up and also hope and pray that Marvin Sordell will be very buzzy against his former family and show why he left their nest. Mr Coyle,the clock is ticking,the countdown has begun,you've missed your initial target more than the Luftwaffe missed their targets,by playing the following side,you may just purchase an extended stay. If the Hornets leave a nasty sting in the tail,it woud be time to buzz off ADAM FROM WOGDAN SAMUEL RICKETTS-----MATTHEW MILLS------ZAT KNIGHTMARE-------MARCUS ALONSO KEITH ANDREWS-----------------MARK DAVIES------JAY SPEARING------------------CHRIST EAGLES MARVIN SORDELL-----KEVIN DAVIES I'M GOING FOR A COMPREHENSIVE 4-0 VICTORY FOR BOLTON. Mr Coyle,if you cannot produce a side capable of victory against a side from the Vicarage,then start saying your prayers Can't be arsed reading all that. Miami out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Ratwhite Posted September 9, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2012 Ps 4-0 zolas Iti's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 How many times and how many members saying this before it does actually happen. No idea on the score, they're just a complete joke and Coyle should not be still in charge. I've just to you. It will happen next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted September 9, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2012 Would a win actually be a good result? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic White. Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUREADY2ROLL Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Would a win actually be a good result? God your living up to your name; when is a win a bad result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted September 9, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2012 5-1 easy easy easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 when is a win a bad result When it gives a pathetic manager a little more time or it's just a rare good result in the middle of losses and draws. That's all it is under Coyle, I want us to win, but a win will not see Coyle sacked, if we lose, then that will suck, but maybe it'll go a long way in getting him out of managing Bolton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Is it right his contract runs out at Christmas? If that's true then I can't honestly see him walking until then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted September 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted September 10, 2012 God your living up to your name; when is a win a bad result Do you always answer a question with a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyoneawalker Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 If we haven't got the bottle to beat a team managed by gianfranco zola new depths of shiteness will have been reached by the current regime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyldesley White Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 3-1 win, we come out flying and go 2-0 up through N'gog and Eagles, they pull one back just after half time, we're all at sea at the back with them missing a few good chances but manage a late Sordell winner 17,341 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blixa Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Would a win actually be a good result? Course it would. We've only lost 2 league games this season - a grudge match for them (and their cup final) at Burnley and a shocker at Hull. We're not exactly cut loose from the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic White. Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I think we will be 2-0 down at half time. The Coyle out banners will be out and fans will want his head on a plater. Then ten mins to go we bang three in. Eagles, S.K.D, and spearing in the 94th min. Bring your pacemakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Ratwhite Posted September 13, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) Had a fucking strange dream last night involving planes, Penelope Keith, Keith Allen and Buster Blood Vessel. Anyway changed my mind now we're gonna win confidently 3-0 Either the dream are the two weeks without "lower league" football done me. COYWM Sorry a bit to positive / optimistic. Edited September 13, 2012 by Ratwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 It's just typical of Coyle to organise a friendly (unless they've revived the Anglo-Italian Cup) well into the season. Isn't Serie A well underway also? I'm going for a 3-2 papering over the cracks for the Watford game. As for the pointless 'friendly' with the Italians, well...we'll probably win that 6-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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