Guest Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 BMW and Audi drivers tend to be arseholes with huge personal grievances they can only seem to solve by driving like fucking imbeciles. Volkswagen drivers are all very very handsome. True dat. BMW drivers tend to have issues And wear baseball caps Quote
Spider Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 VW drivers are generally those folk who can't afford an Audi Had a BMW 325, and an Audi Quattro Both over rated, not as good as they think they are And don't pay any attention to top gear. Who do you think REALLY pays their wages? Quote
Sy86 Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 I'm on £460 tax, insurance not too bad. Fuel is the killer in a 3l petrol. But the look of the car, joy to drive, sound, knowing I can beat 99% of cars from the lights if I was that way inclined makes it all worth it. Quote
no balls Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 VW drivers are generally those folk who can't afford an Audi I do love Audis muchly, but A4 cab was too big, A3 they didn't offer in a girly stylee at the time. I'm having mine sooped up on Friday apparently, whatever that means. A present from the parents. Excited! Quote
DazBob Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 I do love Audis muchly, but A4 cab was too big, A3 they didn't offer in a girly stylee at the time. I'm having mine sooped up on Friday apparently, whatever that means. A present from the parents. Excited! Lights underneath? Quote
no balls Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Lights underneath? And a tissue box in the back so it looks like yours Quote
Andydee Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) BMW and Audi drivers tend to be arseholes with huge personal grievances they can only seem to solve by driving like fucking imbeciles. Volkswagen drivers are all very very handsome. True dat. The very poor Gerard Depardieu (sic)lookalike VW driver who needed the rear of our car to help him stop on the M1 slip road yesterday wasn't! No damage fortunately! Edited March 3, 2013 by Andydee Quote
Carlos Posted March 3, 2013 Author Posted March 3, 2013 knowing I can beat 99% of cars from the lights if I was that way inclined makes it all worth it. Not that bothered as I'm not 18. Quote
Dan.m Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Just a car, nowt wrong with it and I imagine the money it saves will offset how gay it looks. Quote
HomerJay Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 I'm on £460 tax, insurance not too bad. Fuel is the killer in a 3l petrol. But the look of the car, joy to drive, sound, knowing I can beat 99% of cars from the lights if I was that way inclined makes it all worth it. Nope I'm struggling to think of anything with such high tax yet quite a small engine. Must be be post 2006 for the tax Can't think of anything that quick with 3l engine Audi s4 b8? Quote
Smiffs Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 I do love Audis muchly, but A4 cab was too big, A3 they didn't offer in a girly stylee at the time. I'm having mine sooped up on Friday apparently, whatever that means. A present from the parents. Excited! They're taking that fucking flower out of the dashboard and swapping it for eyelashes on the headlamps. Quote
Sy86 Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Nope I'm struggling to think of anything with such high tax yet quite a small engine. Must be be post 2006 for the tax Can't think of anything that quick with 3l engine Audi s4 b8? Bmw 6 series Quote
no balls Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 They're taking that fucking flower out of the dashboard and swapping it for eyelashes on the headlamps. Don't dis the flowers, I like my little lady foibles Quote
Salford Trotter Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) Slightly off-topic but are there any posters handy with minor body work repairs? I pranged my car at the Hull game and I've now got a back bumper that doesn't seem to fit properly anymore Edited March 3, 2013 by Salford Trotter Quote
jazza Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 I priced up an Aygo at 4K and an Audi A1 at 14K, no brainer really. And you still chose thhe Aygo? The fact you had to ask the question if you are a gayer or not answers it I'd get a full window tinting done before delivery if I was you... someone might see you in it Quote
DazBob Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Slightly off-topic but are there any posters handy with minor body work repairs? I pranged my car at the Hull game and I've now got a back bumper that doesn't seem to fit properly anymore Asian place on right hand side of St Helens Rd if you;re heading away from town next to a big car wash (and Rumworth I think). Just before Park Cakes. I had a both sides of my car done there a while back. Perfect job and by far the cheapest of the quotes I got. I think someone else off here went on my recommendation and were also pleased. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Asian place on right hand side of St Helens Rd if you;re heading away from town next to a big car wash (and Rumworth I think). Just before Park Cakes. I had a both sides of my car done there a while back. Perfect job and by far the cheapest of the quotes I got. I think someone else off here went on my recommendation and were also pleased. Not surprised they did a cracking job, it's probably their bread and butter that - replacing back bumpers... Quote
Casino Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Slightly off-topic but are there any posters handy with minor body work repairs? I pranged my car at the Hull game and I've now got a back bumper that doesn't seem to fit properly anymore spazmongs place or plastic repair service in bury on manchester road quarter of a mile before you get to gigg on the manc side Plastic Repair Services. Unit 9 Finneys Business Centre, Manchester Road, Bury, BL9 9NS. Tel: 0161 763 1049. Car Body Repairs Quote
DazBob Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Not surprised they did a cracking job, it's probably their bread and butter that - replacing back bumpers... True dat They didn't actually touch my bumpers though, I needed two doors and two quarter panels knocking out/filling and re-spraying. Did it for just over £200 I think. Absolutely spot on and gave it a full valet which was a nice surprise. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 I have an Audi A5 Sportsback and it's the fucking dogs bollocks, i get a lob on everytime i get in it Quote
Carlos Posted March 4, 2013 Author Posted March 4, 2013 I'm thinking put the money I save with the Gaygo to one side, then when I do have a mid-life crisis, I can buy an Audi then. Quote
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