Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Reet, now I'm not talking about nonces and murderers and all the other usual gas chamber candidates who'll usually unanimously get voted for death, near death or imprisonment for life - I'm talking folk who you want to see up against the wall for the most trivial or slight offences. Who would you seen shot if you revolution came about? I'll start the ball rolling with... 1. People who have Agas, aspire to having an aga, talk about agas or used to have an aga or consider anything to do with agas as being suitable topics of conversation over booze. Edited March 17, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Reet, now I'm not talking about nonces and murderers and all the other usual gas chamber candidates who'll usually unanimously get voted for death, near death or imprisonment for life - I'm talking folk who you want to see up against the wall for the most trivial or slight offences. Who would you seen shot if you revolution came about? I'll start the ball rolling with... 1. People who have Agas, apsire to having an aga, talk about agas or used to have an aga... After they have bought one, do they invite people round for an Aga do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 17, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 17, 2013 People who hang round the reduced goods in supermarkets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Twats who have nowt better to do than complain on a Sunday. If you didn't pay your renewal on time it's not my fault the price has gone up so stop screaming at the poor lass who earns 12k a year. And no, I can't put you through to the CEO Bell ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 People who hang round the reduced goods in supermarkets. Just had some 15p sushi. Very nice. I wasn't loitering about though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Classwar types who don't think anyone needs more than a 1 ring camping stove and wear sackcloth whilst cooking on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Cunts who under take then cut in taken your breaking space Forcing you to slam on Oh and 99% of cockneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWanderer1958 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Manchester United Football Club.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Cunts who under take then cut in taken your breaking space Forcing you to slam on Oh and 99% of cockneys get out the fast lane then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Reet, now I'm not talking about nonces and murderers and all the other usual gas chamber candidates who'll usually unanimously get voted for death, near death or imprisonment for life - I'm talking folk who you want to see up against the wall for the most trivial or slight offences. Who would you seen shot if you revolution came about? I'll start the ball rolling with... 1. People who have Agas, apsire to having an aga, talk about agas or used to have an aga or consider anything to do with agas as being suitable topics of conversation over booze. The Aga gang,would they be put up against a firing range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 After they have bought one, do they invite people round for an Aga do ? I really wish you'd been christened Ronald, Leigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Classwar types who don't think anyone needs more than a 1 ring camping stove and wear sackcloth whilst cooking on it. Not me then, I've had a lovely 'professional' standard stainless steel jobby for over 12 years now - one that gets serviced rather than replaced. I'm the classic 'do as I say not as I do' champagne anarchist/existentialist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Reet, now I'm not talking about nonces and murderers and all the other usual gas chamber candidates who'll usually unanimously get voted for death, near death or imprisonment for life - I'm talking folk who you want to see up against the wall for the most trivial or slight offences. Who would you seen shot if you revolution came about? I'll start the ball rolling with... 1. People who have Agas, apsire to having an aga, talk about agas or used to have an aga or consider anything to do with agas as being suitable topics of conversation over booze. See I'd love an aga. Well, a big fuck off cooker. It's probably the only thing I miss from my previous marriage Anyway, against the wall are wimminfolk drivers who get on a motorway at anything less than the speed of a waggin. And yes. They are always wimmin. They shouldn't be allowed out and are as dangerous as someone driving pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 If we're talking about road users, then it has to be caravanners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Anyway, against the wall are wimminfolk drivers who get on a motorway at anything less than the speed of a waggin. And yes. They are always wimmin. They can also be oldish men sporting headwear & driving a well looked after old car. The parents have a Rayburn by the way, not sure if that's more or less annoying for folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 get out the fast lane then I was on the hard shoulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 They can also be oldish men sporting headwear & driving a well looked after old car. Took grampa spencer to visit me nan in the care home today, the roads were full of old giffers on a sunday drive. pulled on to the M66 doing 60 nearly piled into the back of a 52 plate corsa doing 50mph. Old fella wearing flat cap and driving gloves behind the wheel. Have they not got anything better to do or some one to do the driving for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 See I'd love an aga. Well, a big fuck off cooker. It's probably the only thing I miss from my previous marriage Anyway, against the wall are wimminfolk drivers who get on a motorway at anything less than the speed of a waggin. And yes. They are always wimmin. They shouldn't be allowed out and are as dangerous as someone driving pissed. here's a big fuck off cooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Took grampa spencer to visit me nan in the care home today, the roads were full of old giffers on a sunday drive. pulled on to the M66 doing 60 nearly piled into the back of a 52 plate corsa doing 50mph. Old fella wearing flat cap and driving gloves behind the wheel. Have they not got anything better to do or some one to do the driving for them. To be fair, Sunday is old biddy, Trafford Centre shoppers & Asian family day on the motorways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 To be fair, Sunday is old biddy, Trafford Centre shoppers & Asian family day on the motorways Female asian old biddies must be the worst drivers in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Female asian old biddies must be the worst drivers in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 On elephants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 here's a big fuck off cooker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_oZtYM4yCY I've not watched the video but I'd be surprised if she didn't lose control - wrench open the cans of tomatoes with her bare hands before guzzling them and the onions whole, then clatter through the wall of the house in a 'Honey Monster' stylee and stomp off purposefully to the ocean to rejoin her pod... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 here's a big fuck off cooker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_oZtYM4yCY Is it cooker or cucker ? I got pulled in a wiggin pub yesterday for saying cucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Female asian old biddies on the way to the Trafford Centre on Sundays must be the worst drivers in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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