no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Folk who say 'horse-pickle' instead of hospital. Thick Hingley cunts. Sanguls. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Russell Brand..................close the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 17, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) Russell Brand..................close the thread Ill see your Russell brand and raise you an Alan carr Edited March 17, 2013 by HomerJay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Ill see your Russell brand and raise you an Alan carr a special, for St Patrick's Day............. Graham Norton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 There's just been an advert on telly, Dove 'Mens' Face Care, all the twats in that advert - or anyone who'd consider using such a product, stick the target on their poor scared of wrinkles mushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Folk who say 'horse-pickle' instead of hospital. Thick Hingley cunts. Must be a S Lanc/Manc trait with folk not being to pronounce the letter T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 There's just been an advert on telly, Dove 'Mens' Face Care, all the twats in that advert - or anyone who'd consider using such a product, stick the target on their poor scared of wrinkles mushes. Fuck off, what's wrong with male grooming (in the none deviant sense) products? There's nothing to be ashamed on. I fear you've not been on the board long enough to know about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Fuck off, what's wrong with male grooming (in the none deviant sense) products? There's nothing to be ashamed on. I fear you've not been on the board long enough to know about this. he has got a point........Clarins is better by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnstoneworth White Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Russell Brand..................close the thread Ill see your Russell brand and raise you an Alan carr Re-raise with Piers fcuking Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Gok Wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Gok Wank. we have a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Fuck off, what's wrong with male grooming (in the none deviant sense) products? There's nothing to be ashamed on. I fear you've not been on the board long enough to know about this. I groom, in one way alone - pantene shampoo, 212 (cologne 'cause I'm old school like that), whitening toothpaste and soap. What else would anyone want or need apart from something along those lines? Anything else is fer nancy boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I groom, in one way alone - pantene shampoo, 212 (cologne 'cause I'm old school like that), whitening toothpaste and soap. What else would anyone want or need apart from something along those lines? Anything else is fer nancy boys Don't you not have any pube conditioner? You've never lived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Oh aye, some form of razor or shaver/clipper - for upstairs and 'magnifying' purposes too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Don't you not have any pube conditioner? You've never lived I keep 'em kempt so, nah - anyway, using conditioner 'down there' would no doubt lead to a Hitler wank, so again, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I groom, in one way alone - pantene shampoo, 212 (cologne 'cause I'm old school like that), whitening toothpaste and soap. What else would anyone want or need apart from something along those lines? Anything else is fer nancy boys You're very wrong there. WW's top groomer will set the record straight unless you wish to use the search facility in case the senile old goat forgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) O You're very wrong there. WW's top groomer will set the record straight unless you wish to use the search facility in case the senile old goat forgets I can't search - I'm peasant class on here, I forgot deodorant as well - but any roll-on stuff does for me, not fussy. I can't remember anything about grooming tho' Hang all groomers, dog groomers, Simon Groom, hang Simon Groom, hang John Noakes, hang Shep and A Room With a View - all yes. But I don't recall male grooming, unless you're referring to sommat that went over my (groomed) head? Edited March 17, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 FFS, you have to wipe every fuckers' arse these days http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/46389-moisturiser/page__hl__moisturise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 I dunno how I missed that one... Some abridged 'highlights' Smiffs, on May 9 2008, 12:16 PM, said:F?ck me, who dug up Rosemary West and brought her back to life? Smiley I often worry if I was the only one who got the horn over the Fred/Rosemary doings - not the murders like, the kinky sex acts with random blokes that Fred watched through a peephole in the wall. JSL. Smiffs Thinking about our Doris getting boned off someone else doesn't really do much for me. I think you and BCG need to get together you pair of sex freaks. WAYNE CRAMP I TELL YER WHAT , ITS A DAMN GOOD JOB YOU LOT HAVE ALREADY HAD YOUR LAST HOME GAME P1SS UP , YOU WOULD OF ALL BEEN STOOD INT WEATHERSPOONS OR BALMORAL FEELING EACH OTHERS FACES AND SNIFFING UP CLOSE . BRADSHAWGATE BECOMES CANAL STREET !!! Smiffs So then, Crampo is single because he refuses to wash in anything but the canal. Smiley is single because he thinks Fred West was just sexually misunderstood. BCG is single because she's a sadist with a sex dungeon full of schoolboys. Any more for any more? BCG Let's get it right, I said boys, I didn't say schoolboys. I'm not a total deviant you know. Smiffs 09 May 2008 - 01:26 PM You frighten me to death let alone boys, but if your splitting hairs then its only the difference between 10 years in HMP Styal and 3 I suppose. Big City Girl 09 May 2008 - 01:31 PM I think I'd like it in prison Traf It's getting more like Queer as Folk/Brokeback Mountain on here every f?cking day. Whites Man oooohhhh, get you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Dirty bastards who slap their lips when eating, I don't give two shits who you are, your getting told yer filthy Cnut. Oh, and people who eat with their mouths open, just like a animal. It's just disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 18, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2013 Slap their lips when eating? I don't even know what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) 'Red' Indians? Edited March 18, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 18, 2013 Members Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) Twats in the morning who stay in the outside lane of St Peters Way who will be heading East on the M60, but only decide to move into the correct lane at the same section where the M61 drivers are want to move over so they can head West on the M60. Pisses me off no end! People who scrape their cutlery on their plates. People who breathe so loudly you can hear them (ill folk excepted) Most importantly of all though, people who don't say please and thank you. Edited March 18, 2013 by DazBob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 18, 2013 Members Share Posted March 18, 2013 Slap their lips when eating? I don't even know what that means Quite straight forward innit? Although you may want to replace 'slap' with 'smack' ... or to put it another way, loud, bastard, noisy fucking eaters. ... oh and Smiffs and NB, the "hospikal", "sangul" thing is far more widespread. There's a couple of people here who are North Manchester born and bred. They both live in a place called "Miggleton". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 ... oh and Smiffs and NB, the "hospikal", "sangul" thing is far more widespread. A bloke who I work with is from "Hingley".......he says "Bokkle" and "Kekkle" as well - he get's told everytime, but it falls on deaf ears sadly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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