scallywell Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Time is irrelevant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 time is money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Moneys to tight to mention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Time devours everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Moneys to tight to mention Too tight for an extra 'o' it would seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 fuck me crowds geather round the woopes aisle  i allways look if there is out for the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 fuck me crowds geather round the woopes aisle  i allways look if there is out for WINSTON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I bought a flashy bike light over the weekend for £1 from the £1 shop.  I was in halfords today putting a deposit down for my sons Xmas present and very same light was retailing for £3.50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 I tell you what about those LED lights, they don't like being dropped, whether they're pound shop ones or Halfords, I've gone through about three sets. Â I got a mini-roller with five heads from Poundland t'other day, I was amazed to find it actually worked as well as a 'good' one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I bought a flashy bike light over the weekend for £1 from the £1 shop. I was in halfords today putting a deposit down for my sons Xmas present and very same light was retailing for £3.50 I am sure your lad will love the spark plugs and engine oil when he unwraps them on Christmas morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I am sure your lad will love the spark plugs and engine oil when he unwraps them on Christmas morning. Don't be daft! He's getting a roof box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Rubbish, I reckon he's bought him a massive sponge and a new chamis so he can join the family business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'd be checking the share prices of any firms before making deposits or paying owt in advance for Christmas... Â I checked Halfords and they seem very stable btw, so no worries on that front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Rubbish, I reckon he's bought him a massive sponge and a new chamis so he can join the family business. You got it sweep! Â He just needs to learn how to carry a bucket on his Jake and the neverland pirates tricycle now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 fuck me crowds geather round the woopes aisle  i allways look if there is out for the dog Maybe a pigs dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Maybe a pigs dick? they usually throw them in free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Some scamps throw a pig's dick in the Whoopsies section to attempt to deter muslim bargain-hunters. Â Doesn't work either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You got it sweep! He just needs to learn how to carry a bucket on his Jake and the neverland pirates tricycle now. You could tie him to one of the poles, and then he can clean those hard to reach high up bits for you. Father and son working together, great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Some scamps throw a pig's dick in the Whoopsies section to attempt to deter muslim bargain-hunters. Â Doesn't work either. I usually stand around in my suit made of bacon. Top tip though, use streaky for the trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You could tie him to one of the poles, and then he can clean those hard to reach high up bits for you. Father and son working together, great stuff. You want me to tie my young boy to Polski window cleaner?! Â You sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 They're doing two for a fiver on ground coffee at Asda atm - got two 350g of Red Lavazza, forgot how good it is after drinking Lyons for ages... Â Oh aye, they had some of that Radler stuff (Bavaria 500ml) in Home Bargains, I dunno about it being an alternative to beer, but it's a refreshing change as a soft drink, especially the Grapefruit one, anyway, it's 39p a can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Home Bargains again, pint bottles of Bulmers Original for a quid, they've also got some Stout, Ale and Brown Ale 500ml bottles from Cumberland Breweries for a quid apiece too. Â They're also shut now (I think). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Home Bargains again, pint bottles of Bulmers Original for a quid, they've also got some Stout, Ale and Brown Ale 500ml bottles from Cumberland Breweries for a quid apiece too. Â They're also shut now (I think). Tease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'd give the stout a swerve tbh, it may be alreet after you've had three or more (ie when you're half-cut) but it's not too clever for a single bottle. Â Onto the cider I reckon'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Oh aye, they had fourpacks of Sol bottles for three forty nine, I dunno if that's good or not, price nor tastewise, I haven't drank it for years... Â They have giant Corona, three for a fiver at Asda on the mix and match beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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