Smiffs Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 On the subject of not being able to do stuff that I should, I'm going for not emptying the bin Do you know we have 3 different coloured bins outside the house? Yes, they're ours!! Quote
JD74 Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 I thought they were just big building blocks that you occasionally play with Quote
kent_white Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 I can't ever seem to switch the correct gas hob on when I'm cooking. I've often wondered if this is just me. Sometimes I turn on all three other hobs before finally getting the right one. Something about the little diagrams with the dots on clearly confuses my brain. Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Skin a rabbit Pluck a Pheasant. yours should be 'buy a round'..................sorry that crampo's Quote
little whitt Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 I can't ever seem to switch the correct gas hob on when I'm cooking. I've often wondered if this is just me. Sometimes I turn on all three other hobs before finally getting the right one. Something about the little diagrams with the dots on clearly confuses my brain. not just me then Quote
H Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 I thought it was just me that couldn't/wouldn't wear heels. Now I discover I'm normal Being like other w/wayers makes you far from normal Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 i shouldn't open a 3rd bottle of red esp when i'm meeting a client in blackpool at 9am tomorrow. can anyone chaffeur me there plus act as translator as i will probably be speaking broken biscuits ? Quote
The Wanderer Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Buy a full length mirror. and do what? stand over it? Quote
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Being 6'6" I should be able to get a ball in a fuckin hoop , but never have never will.......white men cant jump. Oh and I cant climb a fuckin rope either. Quote
The Wanderer Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Being 6'6" I should be able to get a ball in a fuckin hoop , but never have never will.......white men cant jump. Oh and I cant climb a fuckin rope either. thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. Quote
Krimzon Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. And everyone says it with that pleased look on their face like they were the first ones to say it since David gobbed off at Goliath Quote
Traf Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. What's the weather like up there? Quote
no balls Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. It's not as annoying as being asked when pantomime season starts Quote
Smiffs Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 It's not as annoying as being asked when pantomime season starts Oh no it's not. Quote
anewman Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 touch my toes with straight legs, never been able to do it even at my prime Quote
no balls Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 touch my toes with straight legs, never been able to do it even at my prime Have you got T Rex arms? Quote
wovlad Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 Man stuff. I've caught, killed, skinned & cooked my own grub fish & rabbit Changed oil & tyres on cars Can put together flat pack furniture in minutes. But I hate DIY on my gaff, not decorated since I moved in. Cannot be arsed Quote
The Wanderer Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 What's the weather like up there? fucking shite and no I wasn't born in a growbag! :-) Quote
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