Members bolton_blondie Posted May 27, 2013 Members Share Posted May 27, 2013 May I suggest not watching it then. I'm not, I can see it out the corner of my eye as t'other half watched...bloody girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 She will piss this competion no problem She'll not be in the top 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 I reckon this magician bloke may win it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted May 27, 2013 Author Share Posted May 27, 2013 Be like sticking your nob in a box of smashed eggs. And the problem with that is????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 And the problem with that is????? The shells may chafe a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted May 27, 2013 Author Share Posted May 27, 2013 The shells may chafe a bit. Not if they're cadburys cream eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Not if they're cadburys cream eggs I reckon Alesha Dixons clopper looks like a trodden on cadburys cream egg after a 6 man orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted May 27, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2013 No photos of owt like that Gonzo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 No photos of owt like that Gonzo? Licky Licky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted May 27, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2013 I was hoping more clopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Blue waffle picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 No photos of owt like that Gonzo? I looked on the internet by googling "creme egg fanny after a good smashing" & this appeared Apparently it's a deep fried one. There's some filthy bastards in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 I was hoping more clopper I think I may get banned....but feel free to take a look on round&brown.com ....theres loads of turkish delight snaps on there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 I looked on the internet by googling "creme egg fanny after a good smashing" & this appeared Apparently it's a deep fried one. There's some filthy bastards in this world. I would imagine that's what Elton Johns poo would look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 I would imagine that's what Elton Johns poo would look like I've seen his kid today, it's definately his, so would say he's the bummer, not bummee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 I've seen his kid today, it's definately his, so would say he's the bummer, not bummee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted May 27, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2013 I would imagine that's what Elton Johns poo would look like Why would you imagine that ! Gonzo round and brown?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 (edited) They mixed up the jizz, his and Furnish's - popped it in a turkey baster, straight up, then it was like a game of American Football between the sperms (they do that). Elton's won. One of his got through to the N-Zone or whatever they call it (the egg). Dr. McAnespie PhD. Edited May 27, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Related to the post above, obviously only one sperm and one egg make a babeh, but - everyday's a schoolday...Twins can technically have different fathers, the odds go into overdrive for porn starlets... There is something called superfecundation. It's more common in mammals like cats and dogs than it is in humans, but it happens more frequently than most people realize. Ovulation is suspended during pregnancy to prevent a woman getting pregnant a second time, but there's a chance an egg can be released after an egg from a previous ovulation has been fertilized - and sperm can remain active in the body for several days after sex. So there's a window where sex with two men can result in a superfecund pregnancy. It's entirely possible to have twins, with each of the twins having a different father, with sperm from each man fertilizing separate ova, which would both go to term. There are many documented cases of this happening in humans. In fact, if a paternity test is done on a pair of (non-identical) twins, the odds are actually 1 in 40 that the test will reveal the twins have different fathers - making them really half-siblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Has that dude with the glittery shirt and bouncy balls been on yet? Reminds me of someone on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Weren't Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder supposed to be twins in a film once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Weren't Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder supposed to be twins in a film once? Are you actually talking to yourself? ...stir crazy was it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted May 27, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2013 I'm going with young lass and the two classical blokes. Tough choice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted May 27, 2013 Moderators Share Posted May 27, 2013 the kid, the taffs and william tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted May 27, 2013 Moderators Share Posted May 27, 2013 hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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