tomski Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Ill admit to have using 'lets touch base' a few times. Can anyone do worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 'Top line is vanity Bottom line is sanity' Yes but without pissing off your customers the bit in the middle cant be executed by children and idiots you bean counting cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 That's classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Il ping you an E-Mail fuck off you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 'Top line is vanity Bottom line is sanity' Yes but without pissing off your customers the bit in the middle cant be executed by children and idiots you bean counting cock. P&L is vanity Balance Sheet is sanity. Factamundo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olispence Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 'Harvesting Signatures for authorisation' 'Narrative' 'Lets touch base soon' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I won't come in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Below the line activity. I either thing someone just going to go round the office giving really snidey digs about people's mums or lots of sucking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Wine with lunch Crawley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 22, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2013 Someone said to me the other day "If you don't buy enough, you won't get your rebate you thick cunt" That's how business gets done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olispence Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 oh and 'Blue Sky Thinking' 'get the ball rolling' 'drill down' 'Action (said task)' 'Collusion avoidance' I'm just as guilty as anyone else for using these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Wine with lunch Crawley? You wouldn't be able to stand after one of my media lunches, my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 the best one I've heard, and he assures me he used it... clusterfuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Oliver, do you run things up the ideas flagpole after you've drawn a line in the sand to stick your head above the parapet to grab the low hanging fruit? Thinly veiled I also used to work for a complete wanker post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Bingo time: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Stone Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Starting sentences with 'OK, so......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olispence Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 'off the record' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Too many people saying "au fait" around the office for my liking. "There's a new Lean (lets not even go there) initiative that you need to be au fait with in time for our next staff huddle" "we're on a sticky wicket with this one" "take ownership" manager uses "think outside the box" without even saying it in an ironic way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 How about we invent some? A bit like 'grungespeak'? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunge_speak See if any get taken up? I suggest; "Eat the sticky biscuit." "We need someone to take the next mongkick..." "We urgently need to increase the staff deficit and you've been selected to take part" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Allowing us to retain effective control (after losing 70%of the company) I wish you could see the shit on some of our communications this week. Utter financial bull shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 22, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2013 Dealing with an American company at the min who love to "reach out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 22, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) I've also lost count of "awesome "s Edited October 22, 2013 by HomerJay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Anything in Latin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Anything in Latin Quid pro quo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Database Error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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