Juan.Kerr Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Sneaky shitty arsed little bastards the lot of 'em Hangings too good for them.. Quote
Compo Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 50g of bb shot, just make sure you have a decent backstop. Failing that, put them in the wheelie bin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYdUZdan5i8 Quote
Winchester White Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Mine won't do any of her business in my garden. Never has which was hard fucking work training her & is shit on rainy nights like this Fair play, bet its a right mare having to go out for walk when you have your jimjams on of a sunday night. Quote
DazBob Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Fair play, bet its a right mare having to go out for walk when you have your jimjams on of a sunday night. Just like a normal work day? Quote
Compo Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Mrs, well we, have a british blue shorthair. Doesn't leave the house/back garden. Only shits in its tray. Can't stand feral type cats that just roam free and shit anywhere they please. As said, in the same class as vermin. Quote
Winchester White Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Ours stay in 80% of the time but do go out for short breaks, usually to shit in the back garden. Quote
Traf Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Mrs, well we, have a british blue shorthair. Doesn't leave the house/back garden. Only shits in its tray. Can't stand feral type cats that just roam free and shit anywhere they please. As said, in the same class as vermin. So, you've got a box of cat shit in your house? Quote
NorthernStr Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Fishing line strung an inch above the top of the fence will stop them coming over the top Quote
Compo Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 So, you've got a box of cat shit in your house? Well, conservatory technically. (Thinly veiled I have a conservatory post). Quote
miamiwhite Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 I'd personally buy a big fucking dog Quote
gonzo Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 I'd personally buy a big fucking dog Correct. Cats are for queers and women. Plus they make my eyes itch. Quote
Freddie_Hill Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Cook them, it gets rid of the problem and you get a free feed. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) So, you've got a box of cat shit in your house? I use cat-litter for purposes other than storing cat-shit and piss within my house (I don't have, have previously, nor ever will have, a cat) anyhow, I was buying a big bag earlier and the woman in front on the till queue clocked it and started moving all her purchases away from mine on the conveyor... I didn't blame her either. Dis-fuckinggusting, letting your dog shat all over the garden/yard isn't that far behind either. If aliens landed they'd think our pets were the superior beings, especially cats - cleaning up after 'em, letting them crap in the house and allowing them to piss on the curtains/sofa. Edited January 12, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote
leigh white Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Never been barred for stroking a cat in a pub. Quote
no balls Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Never been barred for stroking a cat in a pub. There's a "pussy" joke in there somewhere Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) Cats > Dogs What the fuck would a cat do if somebody was trying to give you a good hiding? Cough up a furball? Start rubbing itself up and down your assailant's legs and purring as the traitorous furry c*nt tried buttering them up, as they would probably know you'd be incapable of feeding them for the foreseeable? Edited January 12, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote
leigh white Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 There's a "pussy" joke in there somewhere I cant think of one, always had times for our four legged pets, only time I can remember was when me and Gubbins was boarding up a ceiling in Sedgley Park and the cat somehow had got up in the loft, the old Jewish women started climbing the ladder and started calling it back, i looked up the ladder and said nice beaver to gubbins, we nearly fell over laughing, true story, and she got the cat back. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 We used to have two lady bassets and they wouldn't have a shit if any of us was watching, I'd have to turn away washing up so they could log out in the back. Prim and proper lasses. Quote
DazBob Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I've never understood why folk feel the need to compare cats with dogs. I love them both, but they're completely different. Dogs are much more our friend, but they're also needy as fuck because of this. Cats are also our friends, albeit on their terms. Dogs need constant attention and if you leave them for more than a few hours then you feel guilty as fuck, whereas cats don't give a fuck. They'll happily just go about doing what they've got to do. Bollocks, I've just compared them! Quote
DazBob Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 Hello Swanny haha. I'm a real soft cunt when it comes to pretty much all animals. Hate it when I'm on the motorway and a lorry is alongside me full of sheep on their way to the slaughterhouse. I can't bring myself to look any of them in the eye. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 All this bigging-up of dogs is a bit much too... Faithful friends - until you get pissed up and fall down the stairs. It's worth reading this story from a medical science/innit marvelous point of view (was on the telly news last week so some may have already seen it). http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wendy-hamriding-woman-blinded-after-2994251 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) I wonder where they took the tissue to rebuild her eyebrow ridge from? Hmmm, I wonder... Looks like someone twatted her forehead. Edited January 13, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote
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