Freddie_Hill Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Going for the test tomorrow, not looking forward to the quack with his finger encased in rubber being shoved up my jaxy with the force of a piledriver but I figure it's better to know what i'm dealing with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Jesus, hope all ok pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Good luck pal Don't forget to have a good clear out before you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 There's blokes quite enjoy it, so I'm told. You'll be reet. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Just hope he's got a hand like Jeremy Beadle and not Pat Jennings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I had the test last year.....it's not nice but it's bearable. During the test the doc said to me " It's alright, it's quite natural to get an erection " I said, "I haven't got an erection", He said " No, but I have ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Good luck dad of Fred. Fingers crossed for you mate and hopefully not for him :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted February 23, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted February 23, 2014 Not the nicest of things to have done When I prolapsed a disc I had the test done twice, as I lost feeling in my left leg, First time was a young female blonde doctor with tiny hands.. The second time was huge massive Black fella with huge hands.. I think most of the pain though was that they made me lie in the foetal position with shooting pains in my back, and that in itself made me nearly black out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 23, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted February 23, 2014 I had the test last year.....it's not nice but it's bearable. During the test the doc said to me " It's alright, it's quite natural to get an erection " I said, "I haven't got an erection", He said " No, but I have ". I just read that and laughed so hard some spit flew out of my mouth into the roast potatoes I'd just pulled out of the oven What the eye can't see etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 There's blokes quite enjoy it, so I'm told. You'll be reet. x woman to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Had mine checked last year, i was told it was a blood test until i got to the doc's for him to say "I like to do it the old fashioned way now drop your trolly's and get onto the bed" TBF he was very gentle and i hardly felt a thing and then i also had a blood test which came back normal It's a very worrying time for men of a more mature age but worth having it checked out I still get up for a piss once a night and my doc just said "it's all part of getting old" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 He's right. Blokes used to all too often die of prostate cancer, they still are. My dad starting having trouble with his in his early 50s, he didn't make it past 55. Gentlemen over 40, get to the doctors for an MOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 23, 2014 did i read 1 bloke in 8 gets it? if so, its time we stopped wasting nhs cash on womens ailments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 did i read 1 bloke in 8 gets it? if so, its time we stopped wasting nhs cash on womens ailments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Good luck Freddie, here's hoping you get the "thumbs up" from the Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 did i read 1 bloke in 8 gets it? if so, its time we stopped wasting nhs cash on womens ailments I thought it was 1 in 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I thought it was 1 in 4 About 1 man in 7 will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime. http://www.cancer.org/cancer/prostatecancer/detailedguide/prostate-cancer-key-statistics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 (edited) did i read 1 bloke in 8 gets it? if so, its time we stopped wasting nhs cash on womens ailments I think a lot of it is that you lot are too stupid/macho to go to the doctor to prevent it killing you. Edited February 23, 2014 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 What are the symptoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I think a lot of it is that you lot are too stupid/macho to go to the doctor to prevent it killing you. Correct NB Men look really brave lying in a wooden box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 What are the symptoms? Pissing in the night is a sign + intermitant pissing or blood in your piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I think a lot of it is that you lot are too stupid/macho to go to the doctor to prevent it killing you. When I went to have my ear syringed a few weeks ago it was the first time I'd been for 12 years but the doc recommended having a few tests due to my age. Well worth it though I have yet to have the pleasure of 'the finger'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Pissing in the night is a sign + intermitant pissing or blood in your piss Blimey, I think I would be straight down the quacks if there was blood in my piss. I've never had an issue, thus far, with the other symptoms either, which is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 My doc does an MOT every 5 years from the age of 45 and my results from my last one were spot on, all normal or below normal the doc was well impressed they take blood and check for Diabetes High blood pressure Cholesterol Blood cell count and i think a few other things, my doc reckons if stuff is caught early enough it's all treatable so that will do for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 He's right. Blokes used to all too often die of prostate cancer, they still are. My dad starting having trouble with his in his early 50s, he didn't make it past 55. Gentlemen over 40, get to the doctors for an MOT. had my M O T last week my colestrol is high witch i knew it would be with all the shit i eat at night all ok otherwise bit over weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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