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Rage Against The Cereal Machine

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    2 lads trying to earn a living. Let's smash it up in some misguided protest.   Cretins

  • What's the difference between paying £3.50 for a bowl of cereal or more for an overpriced coffee at say Starbucks or Costa? Targeting a small business and two blokes who have set up their own independ

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Youri McAnespie rides a penny farthing I reckon, whilst sporting his topper.

 

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My brother once sent me a text saying he'd seen a hipster riding a penny farthing. A fucking penny farthing!

I've just spat my Diego Costa all over my David Granola.

Two blokes set up a business selling overpriced shit to gullible locals

 

They may look like twats but they've put their product out there and it will either live or die on it's arse but at least they took the chance rather than the workshy, bone-idle, unwashed scruffy cunts who think that its great to try and fucking ruin it

 

Cunts of the highest order.

Burn them with fire.

What's the difference between paying £3.50 for a bowl of cereal or more for an overpriced coffee at say Starbucks or Costa?

None

 

And I bet the protesters are all from money too, Corbynister twats.

 

This with fucking nobs on - the money  not the Corbynister bit. The Corbynisters are the ones with beards.

London is full to bursting with cunts.

THIS

It seems that an organised riot happened because these effetes got on their nerves a little bit. Coming round there with their beards and their fancy shoes. It seems they were slightly annoyed about it, not majorly annoyed. They have said they are mildly annoyed at the `Jack the Ripper` museum too, and that they should siege it next week with pigs heads and fireworks.

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This with fucking nobs on - the money not the Corbynister bit. The Corbynisters are the ones with beards.

 

Surely the bearded ones who have started their own enterprise and want to work are the polar opposite to your average Corbynister

It's like the fuckers rioting a few years back all over again

 

Complete scum

 

I'm not one for the death penalty usually but mindless vandalism in the name of polotics should be punished by death

 

If you don't like things then place your vote you cretins

Did you see the fat bird dancing for the cameras? Just a bunch of unwashed scruffy cunts wanting to stir up some shit and get themselves on the TV.

 

Birching. That would be good. Even Birch-Chorleying (good post above).

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Youri on his way to Asda for cheap sandwiches

Youri on his way to Asda for cheap sandwiches

He needs to be careful,by the time he's remounted some cheeky scoundrel could make off with his seafood medley.

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Is the Ian Watkins look "in" this season?

Must be getting old- thought hipsters were trousers.

Any how there must be water cannon manufacturers with products that need testing

Two working class Irish migrants trying to make their way in London vandalised by middle class thugs led, I read, by a retired professor of art history. I hope he hangs. As George Orwell said, some things are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them.

What's the difference between paying £3.50 for a bowl of cereal or more for an overpriced coffee at say Starbucks or Costa?

Reet, I've not got any fresh coffee beans in (do they go off?) or a grinder (and I don't mean the app Bi E uses). I haven't got a fuck off big coffee machine or one of those things that froths your milk. So, a trip to Starbie's serves a purpose.

 

I do however, in my meagerly equiped kitchen, have a bowl and a spoon. Thus saving me £3.50 every time I pop open a packet of Kellogg's Variety.

Nobody seems to have been that arsed about the changing face of the East End for the past 40 years,

Them lads with their backpacks had a go at it 10 years ago.

Would never have thought about going before. Now planning a trip when we go see the wife's cousin later in the year.

I fucking loathe hipsters, I'd happily douse their beards in nail varnish remover then dunk their heads in a steaming chip pan.

 

I bet these two twats are from money I.e. They aren't building a business but being funded by daddy.

 

And I bet the protesters are all from money too, Corbynister twats.

 

They tried to raise £60k by crowdfunding.

58 punters donated £1015. Don't know where the rest came from.

It is on Brick Lane, where the Methodist chapel which was converted to  Synagogue is now a Mosque.

There are large tracts of land nearby owned by Osbornes. But it's not George's lot, it's another baronetcy.

And a propos of absolutely nothing at all, I've just found that George's Great x 5 grandfather was an Irish MP who voted in 1799 against Ireland uniting with Great Britain.

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Reet, I've not got any fresh coffee beans in (do they go off?) or a grinder (and I don't mean the app Bi E uses). I haven't got a fuck off big coffee machine or one of those things that froths your milk. So, a trip to Starbie's serves a purpose.

 

I do however, in my meagerly equiped kitchen, have a bowl and a spoon. Thus saving me £3.50 every time I pop open a packet of Kellogg's Variety.

 

But if you wanted Applejacks or some shit , you'd have to go there.

 

Its like a Expat Food Shop but instead of importing Rowntrees KitKats , they get in breakfast cereal with wierd names.

 

I'd laugh if Kellogs put the money up for it.

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Reet, I've not got any fresh coffee beans in (do they go off?) or a grinder (and I don't mean the app Bi E uses). I haven't got a fuck off big coffee machine or one of those things that froths your milk. So, a trip to Starbie's serves a purpose.

 

I do however, in my meagerly equiped kitchen, have a bowl and a spoon. Thus saving me £3.50 every time I pop open a packet of Kellogg's Variety.

I also have a cooker and a hob and an array of pans and pots, and stuff. Stuff more than capable of cooking a lump of cow bought from Leigh market for £3.

 

Doesn't stop me spending ten times that on a similar lump of cow cooked by someone else with their own pots and stuff.

I also have a cooker and a hob and an array of pans and pots, and stuff. Stuff more than capable of cooking a lump of cow bought from Leigh market for £3.

 

Doesn't stop me spending ten times that on a similar lump of cow cooked by someone else with their own pots and stuff.

Apples and oranges! The key words are cook and pots.

 

Neither of which are required for a bowl of fucking All Bran.

20 years ago you only went to Horwich in the evening if you wanted a fight or a kebab from the the Night Bar. Now there's decent pubs and restaurants and house prices have gone up. Those f@cking hipsters pricing the locals out, bastards.

Apples and oranges! The key words are cook and pots.

 

Neither of which are required for a bowl of fucking All Bran.

 

It's all relative.

 

I wouldn't pay £4 for a bowl of sugar puffs either but for fucks sake mon its not North Korea.

 

Let people choose in the same way some people are happy on a pushiron and some people want a million pound Ferrari.

 

I reckon people are just beardist.

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