first 3-1 of the season

 

and I'm after a ESL ticket

That's what you think.

 

I'm stuck in The Shire. Ahem.

You fucking what? That's the last freebie you get from me, boyo!

Chairmans suite for this cat. You still need a ticket Whitt?

 

yes please pal

yes please pal

You'll have to come to main entrance pal. Ring me and I'll bob down.

You'll have to come to main entrance pal. Ring me and I'll bob down.

 

will do cheers pal will be about 2.45 I'm getting a lift up with Quinny

will do cheers pal will be about 2.45 I'm getting a peg up over the turnstile with Quinny

1-0 whites Proctor (3rd time lucky).

Still waiting for Horwich to rock up with his 0-3 prediction the miserable fucker.????

Edited August 18, 20169 yr by Mounts Kipper

Bwfc 1

Fleetwood 1

On detecting a confident swagger, I am changing my prediction from 1-0 to 2-0.

 

COYFWM

Bolton 0 Fleetwood 4

Bolton 1 v 1 Fleetwood.

3_1, Madine and Proctor brace.

3-0 Proctor Clough and Wheater

 

13,486

Another close 2-1.

Bet they don't sell 1500

How many Fleetwood hoping to bring? Not even got a clue what crowds they get at home.

2 and a half thou! No idea how many will travel, I'd be using any excuse to get out of there!

2 and a half thou! No idea how many will travel, I'd be using any excuse to get out of there!

 

 

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

Bolton 3 Fleetwood 0 (1100 from the cod army)

Fleetwoods cup final.

 

Bolton 2 - Fishfingerers 1.

2-2

3-1 Bolton.

 

Madine, Proctor, Mavies

 

Don't know any of their players so I'll go for an OG (Wheater)

I'ts gonna be windy as fuck up there tomorrow, 2-1 nervy win again.

Same again. I'm liking the high pressing and work rate instilled by Parky. Proctor brace against his old club tomorrow I think, 2-0.

High scoring open game, 3-3.

 

Comical defending and humour all round.

 

Jamie and Oliver Vardy for them, Stan Laurel, Stan Bowles and Stan Dup for us.

 

I'll revise my high scoring game and go for an even higher scoring game due to the forecasted weather conditions.

 

Can see us getting off to a flier, and coasting it to begin with.

Mark Fish with a delicate chip will sea Mike Salmon fishing the ball out of the net, before the keeper pulses off a string of saves and showing he's worth his salt.

Martin Pike will add a second with Nicky Halibutt angling one in from a corner. Plenty of flare shown by the Wanderers before The Hand of Cod scores a debatable brace and we're no longer cruising.

Parky can't fathom it out, demands we stop shipping goals in and to drop anchor.

 

Harold Shipman comes on for us and with a swift jab at the ball, extends the lead. Fleetwood are enjoying their first visit to our plaice and see us as a big fish and they're up for the scrap.

Paul Mariner pulls another back for them smoking one past our replacement showboating goalie Uncle Al Bert Troutman.

Jamie Mackerel immediately covers the length and breadth of the pitch to net another for us but Floyd Hasselriverbank pulls back another for them, slotting past Kevin Pool. A torrent of attacks continues at both ends, with wave after wave of attacks and torrents of chances. Time rapidly runs out but not before Kevin Drinkwater kills the game off for us.

Bobby Sands even had an appetite for the game, and The Whites lay down a fine example to their piers.....

Edited August 19, 20169 yr by miamiwhite