Today sees WanderersWays turn 20 years.

Back then in 1999 the internet wasn’t a big thing and certainly no BWFC sites existed. I’d like to think we have come a long way since those early days and thanks to you we have been successful in many fronts.

when I first set the site up it was published using Microsoft FrontPage if anyone remembers that? Then it was it was the turn of Dreamweaver for a while, then phpbb as the forum took off so that members could interact. Then another PHP content management software that allowed pages and a forum.

I was approached by Rivals.net back in 2001 and moved the site to them for a successful 3 years, however I took the bold step to be a fully independent site again. All members followed WanderersWays back again, this time using the software we still use today, which I must say is perhaps one of the best out there.

Many of you have been here since the humble beginnings and I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you all.

Ok so enough of my ramblings.....

Let’s listen to some of your standout moments over the years?

Over to you and keep it clean 🙄😂

 

How the fuck do you wank an owl off?

Asking for a friend.

8 minutes ago, Casino said:

The owl was gubbins and or leigh white

makes sense

5 minutes ago, Casino said:

The owl was gubbins and or leigh white

I shagged a reet big Owl on a trip t’other side o’th Pennines in Scargill country watching Leigh at rugby...she were a big lass and as big as the Spion Kop at her beloved Hillsboroigh.

Ale was alreet, 2n6 for a gill, plenty of rough owd birds to get stuck into round Chapeltown,

Couple of meat growlers for a farthing, then slept on the tram all the way back to Wigan.

This post kindly brought to you by Leigh White.

1 hour ago, Alf Hartigan said:

How the fuck do you wank an owl off?

Asking for a friend.

Carefully

2 hours ago, Bigtoe said:

haha

was having a search but cant see it - though kermit is mentioned many times

just seen a thread about strange things you shagged

someone mentions they knew someone who wanked off a barn owl because it needed cheering up

and zicos mate fingered a cat

i was crying at the owl comment

It was a tawny owl.

7 hours ago, Bigtoe said:

haha

was having a search but cant see it - though kermit is mentioned many times

just seen a thread about strange things you shagged

someone mentions they knew someone who wanked off a barn owl because it needed cheering up

and zicos mate fingered a cat

i was crying at the owl comment

The whole thread

2007 I stumbled across the place as I was on the lookout for the old roadrunner videos to buy. 

Fell into the Burger King trap more than once early days of my tenure, 

Plenty of Fish Tales was a highlight, with them drawings of women especially the one with the drill 😂

There’s been some tremendous threads which have been mentioned which have just made me laugh at work and knowing of you tried explaining it to someone who doesn’t post on here they just wouldn’t get it. 

I rember going through a stage of being the first post a celebrity death and being the grim reaper for some reason. 

Think the first WWer I met or already knew was Satan as he sat in front of me where I used to sit and he ended bringing me a Nagra Chilli to one game, 

Met a lot of you through the years this place has brought me many laughs and also support when  I’ve had a few bad times particularly when I lost me gramps, 

so a thanks to one and all and here to another 20 👍🏻

 

9 hours ago, gonzo said:

He said he got his piss fetish by watching his grandma piss on the toilet. 

Think it was bigtoe that found a picture of a kid sat with his nan and a Kermit toy saying where it all began

 

 

At Wigan away when walker scored he told me he could tell what a woman had been drinking from the taste of her piss 

I asked him if he ever pissed on women. He gave me a look of disgust and said he wasn't some sort of deviant 😀

thanks gonzo 🤣

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

The whole thread

Good God.

Reliving it again and haven't laughed like this for ages. That picture Bigtoe found "the day it all began" pretty much finished me off. It's got the Kermit in it FFS:

 

He should be back posting on here in 7 or 8 months.

4 minutes ago, DazBob said:

He should be back posting on here in 7 or 8 months.

Imagine the stories...

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

The whole thread

Pissing my sides! 

41 minutes ago, Spider said:

Imagine the stories...

Don't.

Just been crying reading back the pissy thread. Wife asked if I was ok. I'm now contemplating letting her read it but I don't think she'd get it.

I copied this bit as my choice of funny posts but the further through the thread I got I soon realised that there are lots of great moments and memories. 

From Smiffs:
 

Quote

 

Think of the alternative though, we can all picture the scene.

 

You've just shot your babyjuice and like all good men do have then gone to the toilet for a piss but are still carrying a bit of wood. So you're stood there slightly bent over the bog with one hand trying direct your nob downwards instead of it firing piss all over your torso and into the pot pourri on the window legde, whilst the other hand is propped up against the wall to stop you falling over.

 

Trouble is you're stood in a precarious position, once you're pissing like a firehose there isn't a thing on the planet will move you, so when the wife walks in to wipe your lovepiss from her hair and tits you look like you're stood ready and waiting to take one up the shitter in some kind of sick fantasy you didnt quite get round to telling her about before she married you.

 

Wimmin just don't understand these things.

 

 

6 hours ago, DazBob said:

He should be back posting on here in 7 or 8 months.

Depends on his behaviour, though 

Smiffs "helicoptering" post still makes me laugh; a new phrase invented to describe his recent unfortunate incident on holiday in Spain when he dashed to the small hotel bathroom and became briefly, but violently, triply incontinent  - spraying piss, shit and puke all over the gaff while rotating 360 degrees in a desperate attempt to stem the tide.

5 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Depends on his behaviour, though 

His first question. So, what’s been going on at the Wanderers then?

What's happened to Little Whitt? I actually miss the illerate deviant fuckers posts.

Is he locked in NB and Smiffs love dungeon?

💣

23 hours ago, DazBob said:

He should be back posting on here in 7 or 8 months.

Is he still on honeymoon with No Balls?

Just remembered Brixton and his blue shirt somehow being in everyone's Euro away day photos. 

20 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Depends on his behaviour, though 

Exemplary I hear. 

My memories of Wanderersway are

2002 Wanderersways to Prague, in the Marriott at about 4am the Leigh lads ordering some Prostitues from the corcierge.. 'How much is it to shit on your tits whilst my mates piss it off' first time I met Smiffs and Maggie Tate

First Wanderersways outing when when Smiley turned up dressed as Showaddywaddy, Seasoned Traveller turning up in a 'Captains' armband then having to pass it over about midnight as he was thoroughly wankered

2007 - Smiley recommending a hotel in Belgrade for the Red Star match, we'd already booked a great hotel but decided to cancel it on Smiley's recommendation, got there and it was a fucking shithole, one of the rooms had no bog just a hole in the floor, got stuck in the lift with Mr H on the ride upto our room and had to phone reception to get the engineers in. Our room was the party room so I had about 4 hours sleep in about 5 days as we had loads of chan, flew back with the national airline JAT airways who refused to accept serbain money as it was 'toytown money' so sent it all to one of the maccedian lads. we were locked into the hotel as the police refused to allow us to leave 'for our own safety' Barman, 'Right lads I'm leaving now, 'Where are you going' I'm off for a beer in the hills. Me, Mr H, Undies and Axe from Westhoughton hiding in the back of his car as we passed the police security, In the hills he ordered some sort of cabbage dish that was quite tasty, about an hour into our sessions, police come into the bar. Our barman 'You're going to have to speak to the police Widnes, I'm packing, opens his jacket to show a gun in his inside pocket' Shouts to the police. 'Take Axe, he's a virgin' needless to say they made us go back to our hotel, Statues on the way back to out hotel after one of the Morris Green lads was glassed by a Bolton girl for pushing in in the Irish bar near Republica Square, Oh I have loads to post yet

 

Back to Serbia, my favourite Euro outing, ordering a minibus from a bloke called 'Dragan' and him emailing me back 'Dont worry, the minibus is amour plated' Sloane Street Massive was the lad glassed. Dragan telling me he had a bar called United, we all went on the day after the match and give him loads of shit because of the name of his bar so he shut it and said 'I'm going out with my English friends' then telling me his sorded past of being a sniper during the conflict with the Balkan wars and crying, unfortunately he'd brought his daughter our with us and most were more interested in shagging her than his war tales