Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

45 minutes ago, little whitt said:

get home and lock your doors or get DEAD

Catchy slogan that.

This twitter account is going to publish daily vaccination numbers as well as cases/deaths.

https://twitter.com/UKCovid19Stats/status/1348671590658174983?s=20

 

EDIT- they took that tweet down but assume they'll be doing it regardless.

Edited January 11, 20215 yr by Spider

 

That's a good amount of vaccines is that.

Get this sorted properly and we could have genuine hope of a summer.

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

just been in M&S up middlebrook  loads of old fuckers in under foot im in and out in 5 mins

get home and lock your doors or get DEAD

Brilliant that. Need a chuckle.

Breightmet health centre is all set up and ready to go when I walked through today. Can't wait to circle the carpark another 600 times for a space. 

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Breightmet health centre is all set up and ready to go when I walked through today. Can't wait to circle the carpark another 600 times for a space. 

Just go straight into the shopping area's car parking and walk across. Always quicker.

The health centre on Thickerford Rd had a queue of old folk outside it one night last week. Assumed it was the Jabs Army.

3 minutes ago, Underpants said:

The health centre on Thickerford Rd had a queue of old folk outside it one night last week. Assumed it was the Jabs Army.

Tonge Moor HC: they've been doing the Pfizer one for a week or two.

Anyway, 2.6m jabs now- which is between 2 and 300000 today. Approaching the number needed to hit the target. Top stuff.

15 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just go straight into the shopping area's car parking and walk across. Always quicker.

I'm there for longer than 2 hours in the afternoon so I'd get a fine. Otherwise I would. 

2 hours ago, Sweep said:

I like it when they're in front of you, shuffling along, and then, for no reason at all, they just abruptly stop and stand there motionless for a few minutes.

 

one today mother daughter and baby in a pram 

she stops dead and takes a picture of the baby WTF 😡

your in M&S not fucking Aldi 

shift or you will get DEAD 

13 minutes ago, little whitt said:

one today mother daughter and baby in a pram 

she stops dead and takes a picture of the baby WTF 😡

your in M&S not fucking Aldi 

shift or you will get DEAD 

Because Aldi is the perfect scenery for a photo next to the chainsaws and scuba diving gear on the middle ailses 😂

Morrison’s are going to ban anyone who doesn’t have a mask from today. 
 

Good 

2 minutes ago, royal white said:

Morrison’s are going to ban anyone who doesn’t have a mask from today. 
 

Good 

Happy with that. Just wish all local type shops would do the same, but they won't.

6 minutes ago, royal white said:

Morrison’s are going to ban anyone who doesn’t have a mask from today. 
 

Good 

Tbf Morrison’s is usually full of mouth breathers so probably good that they’re the starting point for this sort of stance. 

What about the folk who went on the GovUK website and printed out their own no-proof-required exemption?

 

This cunt, and he was, followed me in to Aldi carpark in his car last week. Shit loads of parking spaces (was 8:30 in the evening) but parked in a Parent & Child spot. Then he gets out with his mobile pressed against his ear and walks in and proceeds to do his shop without a mask on. A cunt on multiple levels.

Edited January 11, 20215 yr by Underpants

9 minutes ago, MickyD said:

What about the folk who went on the GovUK website and printed out their own no-proof-required exemption?

 

 

I'm sure they will be fine, and whoever else minimum wage shelf stackers don't fancy getting an earful of abuse from.

It's all re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic this - it's not Morrisons or Doris meeting Ethel on a park bench that's keeping more people out and about. It's workplaces.

Edited January 11, 20215 yr by Tombwfc

8 minutes ago, Underpants said:

This cunt, and he was, followed me in to Aldi carpark in his car last week. Shit loads of parking spaces (was 8:30 in the evening) but parked in a Parent & Child spot. Then he gets out with his mobile pressed against his ear and walks in and proceeds to do his shop without a mask on. A cunt on multiple levels.

Mounts must have had an important call with his Spanish fixer.

Common sense

9 minutes ago, Underpants said:

This cunt, and he was, followed me in to Aldi carpark in his car last week. Shit loads of parking spaces (was 8:30 in the evening) but parked in a Parent & Child spot. Then he gets out with his mobile pressed against his ear and walks in and proceeds to do his shop without a mask on. A cunt on multiple levels.

Ive never understood folk who park in parent and child spaces without a kid 

Just park in the disabled it’s closer to the shop  

 

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Ive never understood folk who park in parent and child spaces without a kid 

Just park in the disabled it’s closer to the shop  

 

My local Sainsbury's had the disabled parking furthest away from the entrance. Like they're taunting them

20 minutes ago, MickyD said:

What about the folk who went on the GovUK website and printed out their own no-proof-required exemption?

 

Was in Lanzarote over Christmas, mask wearing compulsory in all public places, even on the street. Instant fines for non-compliance. Brits telling local police & shop owners that they were exempt still got told to put one on or wear a visor.

I get that some might struggle with mask, but if you can't even manage with a visor, you shouldn't be outdoors.

11 minutes ago, Tombwfc said:

 

I'm sure they will be fine, and whoever else minimum wage shelf stackers don't fancy getting an earful of abuse from.

It's all re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic this - it's not Morrisons or Doris meeting Ethel on a park bench that's keeping more people out and about. It's workplaces.

I’m sure you aren’t trying to come across as a condescending cunt but try going in to a local supermarket and call the staff minimum wage shelf stackers. You’ll probably end up with a tin of beans minimum wage stacked one up each nostril.

Morrison’s are saying they won’t allow folk in “unless they are medically exempt” according to bbc news. So it’s no change to what should be happening now. 
 

good free publicity though I guess

  

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

They're retired, supermarkets are open 24hrs, they should be made to go shopping between midnight and 6am, on a weekday, they've got fuck all else to do all day, so they can just stay in bed a bit longer if it causes them to be a bit knackered

Not been open 24 hours for about 8 months now.