Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Which one?

I see Ursula is ratcheting up the rhetoric. 

I have a feeling that there won't be many getting the Pfizer one. 

Mine on Saturday, wife on Friday. 

Oxford/AZ .

I was booked in at 1.05, get there about 12:50, booked in, completed permission form at 12:54 (you put time on it), injected at 12:59, (they had a clock in there.) 

Sat 15 minutes in the car, home by 13:45. Assuming it was 'typical' they have the number of people arriving and resource to support perfect.

If I wanted the Pfizer one I could have booked at a different centre. 

I've had a text off the doctor telling me to expect a text in a few weeks, which will I assume be my invitation.

I'm in the "every fucker else" category so this is splendid news.

 

1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

Barring a monumental fuckup, I expect yesterday to be the last triple-figure day for deaths

Bit ambitious, I think

But all positive.

2 hours ago, jmjhb said:

Barring a monumental fuckup, I expect yesterday to be the last triple-figure day for deaths

141 today 

I don't really understand that when there were 'only' 77 in England today and that included some backdated. Oh well, still a 25% drop

14 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

I don't really understand that when there were 'only' 77 in England today and that included some backdated. Oh well, still a 25% drop

I think as the numbers are getting smaller the chances of numbers 'catching up' can have a higher impact. 
 

56 minutes ago, Spider said:

I've had a text off the doctor telling me to expect a text in a few weeks, which will I assume be my invitation.

I'm in the "every fucker else" category so this is splendid news.

 

I reckon that you probably don't need it anyway, with you having pure Anglo-Saxon blood coursing through your veins

6 minutes ago, Ani said:

I think as the numbers are getting smaller the chances of numbers 'catching up' can have a higher impact. 
 

You missed your calling in life with insight like that 😎😎

Surely the numbers are expected to rise again in the next couple of weeks due to the schools going back? 

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Surely the numbers are expected to rise again in the next couple of weeks due to the schools going back? 

Probably/hopefully not deaths 

 

cases, probably

anyone watch WANKCOCK at 5

Bit flakey when questioned on the possibility of vaccines slowing down due to supply

25 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Probably/hopefully not deaths 

cases, probably

Makes sense.

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

You missed your calling in life with insight like that 😎😎

I try and keep it simple so you can keep up. 😎😘

So these that are dying now. Have they been vaccinated?

If they're oldies, they'd have been jabbed weeks back?

5 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

So these that are dying now. Have they been vaccinated?

If they're oldies, they'd have been jabbed weeks back?

Interesting point.

This is why we may as well just sit tight until we can say for absolute certain that Covid is no more dangerous to us than a stubbed toe

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Interesting point.

This is why we may as well just sit tight until we can say for absolute certain that Covid is no more dangerous to us than a stubbed toe

A single dose provides this protection: 60% against getting COVID 80% against hospitalisation 85% against death
 

Still no offer of vaccine here , sure this area of wales is just being being fucked off 

1 minute ago, burnden said:

Still no offer of vaccine here , sure wales is just being being fucked off 

They have fucked off others bits of the UK without a second though

Do you have to have the vaccine in your arm? When they finally get round to me, I want it in my arse.

Old folk with ailments that rule out vaccination, like Sir Captain Tom?

2 minutes ago, burnden said:

Still no offer of vaccine here , sure this area of wales is just being being fucked off 

If you are over you can just go on the Govt site and book a test btw you do not need an jnvite

6 hours ago, Sweep said:

would it not be "Quel Dommage" ? 🙂

 

@Trafwill know, he's good at French stuff

If it means it's a shame or what a pity etc, then it is quel not quelle, as dommage is a masculine nounas in 'le dommage' NOT 'la dommage'

RSVP, defense de fumer, creme de menthe 

Just now, Ani said:

If you are over you can just go on the Govt site and book a test btw you do not need an jnvite

Not in wales mate , that is england only 

PS booked my vaccines today.

Dose 1 at Blackburn on Sunday
Dose 2 at Halifax 17 days later