Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

13 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Oooooh matron 🤓

That's obviously a real zinger in your mind. Sometimes, I really do wish I was as stupid as people like you. I'm not saying this as an insult by the way. Being unable to think critically about things must be ace. Everything is either black or white. Your mind is made up within a few seconds of reading/hearing something. A soap opera is a highlight of your day. You find your own jokes hilarious, regardless of what anyone else thinks. You always think you're the best at everything, and always right, regardless of reality. Life must be so easy. I am honestly envious. If someone offered me an injection that would make me instantly stupid but happy tomorrow, I would probably accept it.

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34 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Hold on, are you saying people on Corrie aren't real ?

Now you are taking the piss, you fucking fruit loop 😏

Haha they were tonight it appears

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Booked in for my jab Monday. 

.....It appears Muslim hospital workers don’t want there’s.

Waste not want not. Stupid cunts.

 

29 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Booked in for my jab Monday. 

.....It appears Muslim hospital workers don’t want there’s.

Waste not want not. Stupid cunts.

 

Who needs science when you have god 

8 hours ago, Cheese said:

That's obviously a real zinger in your mind. Sometimes, I really do wish I was as stupid as people like you. I'm not saying this as an insult by the way. Being unable to think critically about things must be ace. Everything is either black or white. Your mind is made up within a few seconds of reading/hearing something. A soap opera is a highlight of your day. You find your own jokes hilarious, regardless of what anyone else thinks. You always think you're the best at everything, and always right, regardless of reality. Life must be so easy. I am honestly envious. If someone offered me an injection that would make me instantly stupid but happy tomorrow, I would probably accept it.

Autism. 

34 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Booked in for my jab Monday. 

.....It appears Muslim hospital workers don’t want there’s.

Waste not want not. Stupid cunts.

 

Seems to be a thing this. Absolutely crazy they are. 

6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Seems to be a thing this. Absolutely crazy they are. 

They should be struck off imo

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

They should be struck off imo

I wouldn't say its the staff. More the general Muslim community. 

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

They should be struck off imo

Maybe you should make a video when you have yours and appeal to your fellow BAME brethren 

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Maybe you should make a video when you have yours and appeal to your fellow BAME brethren 

Racist. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Racist. 

Racist dealer 

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Racist dealer 

Racist dealer who secretly drives a Juke 

8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Racist dealer who secretly drives a Juke 

TOO FAR

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

TOO FAR

Boy racer in his Juke and go faster stripes 😉

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

...with tinted windows, furry dice and blue neon lighting underneath.

Knew I had seen him driving past slowly 

5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Got a tripod as well apparently 👀

Apparently so

Has Gangsters Paradise playing on loop. 

3 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Seems to be a thing this. Absolutely crazy they are. 

Wouldn’t waste money trying to encourage them to get vaccinated, same for whiteys who don’t want it, no problem just give it to those who want it. 

6 hours ago, gonzo said:

Booked in for my jab Monday. 

.....It appears Muslim hospital workers don’t want there’s.

Waste not want not. Stupid cunts.

 

Nipped across to the local GP now after I'd tried to book an appointment too late and got beat to all the slots (it's just a one-off day) - but then got a call saying there's some left over if you want it.

But then in the question bit in the queue going in I said I had had anaphylactic reactions before - so they wouldn't do me. Said I have to go to a hospital for it so there's paramedics about just in case.

5 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Nipped across to the local GP now after I'd tried to book an appointment too late and got beat to all the slots (it's just a one-off day) - but then got a call saying there's some left over if you want it.

But then in the question bit in the queue going in I said I had had anaphylactic reactions before - so they wouldn't do me. Said I have to go to a hospital for it so there's paramedics about just in case.

When I went for mine the bloke said " Do you hate the Old Gold cunts ? " Yes I replied and got first class treatment.

4 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Wouldn’t waste money trying to encourage them to get vaccinated, same for whiteys who don’t want it, no problem just give it to those who want it. 

Nice theory, but we need everyone to be done, or run the risk of a new variant which fucks the programme over.

Just been for mine, not the impressive set up so many have commented on about other venues, but done all the same.

Over 700,000 jabbed yesterday 

I suspect this probably won't go down well, but Matt Hancock really has put in the best ministerial performance in this pandemic:

 

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Over 700,000 jabbed yesterday 

Long queues just to get in today. Then queuing in the waiting room. Then into a room, cap already off the needle, no arm wipe first. Jab and fuck off.

10 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

I suspect this probably won't go down well, but Matt Hancock really has put in the best ministerial performance in this pandemic:

 

He gets bad press, doesn’t he?