Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

53 minutes ago, Zico said:

 

hypochondriacs? or just unlucky?

https://news.sky.com/story/meet-the-young-family-who-have-all-suffered-long-covid-symptoms-for-an-entire-year-12245151?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB

 

not be shocked if one of em has an account on here

Had a text saying I’m due my jab, phoned the docs to double check as it’s quite early (early 40s and fitter than a butchers dog) anyway for some reason my name has flagged up. 
 

Went for it today at Clarendon, in and out in 10mins and the admin bird was Fit as fooook with massive cans. Not a bad Monday morning 

21 minutes ago, royal white said:

Had a text saying I’m due my jab, phoned the docs to double check as it’s quite early (early 40s and fitter than a butchers dog) anyway for some reason my name has flagged up. 
 

Went for it today at Clarendon, in and out in 10mins and the admin bird was Fit as fooook with massive cans. Not a bad Monday morning 

Some bloke in Twitter land last night was saying what a fuck up the vaccine programme is as we do not need to vaccinate everyone so quickly. All these purpose built centres will be pulled down in next 6 months. 
I told him buildings had been adapted rather than built specially for example Elland Road. Turns out I am a sheep swallowing the Govt lies. 

2 minutes ago, Ani said:

Some bloke in Twitter land last night was saying what a fuck up the vaccine programme is as we do not need to vaccinate everyone so quickly. All these purpose built centres will be pulled down in next 6 months. 
I told him buildings had been adapted rather than built specially for example Elland Road. Turns out I am a sheep swallowing the Govt lies. 

#sheeple

#controlled

#wakeup

37 minutes ago, royal white said:

Had a text saying I’m due my jab, phoned the docs to double check as it’s quite early (early 40s and fitter than a butchers dog) anyway for some reason my name has flagged up. 
 

Went for it today at Clarendon, in and out in 10mins and the admin bird was Fit as fooook with massive cans. Not a bad Monday morning 

Lucky sod.

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Lucky sod.

Because of The jab or the bird? 

43 minutes ago, royal white said:

Had a text saying I’m due my jab, phoned the docs to double check as it’s quite early (early 40s and fitter than a butchers dog) anyway for some reason my name has flagged up. 
 

Went for it today at Clarendon, in and out in 10mins and the admin bird was Fit as fooook with massive cans. Not a bad Monday morning 

Coz you’re a darkie 

6 minutes ago, royal white said:

Because of The jab or the bird? 

Bird and the 10 mins.

Thank fuck my second is at the "Reebok". Just for Youri.

1 hour ago, Ani said:

Some bloke in Twitter land last night was saying what a fuck up the vaccine programme is as we do not need to vaccinate everyone so quickly. All these purpose built centres will be pulled down in next 6 months. 
I told him buildings had been adapted rather than built specially for example Elland Road. Turns out I am a sheep swallowing the Govt lies. 

That's right. They built Blackburn a Cathedral for the very purpose.

 

 

Don't know where I stand on this.

Been back to work today and heard off a very good source that if you don't have the jab you'll be out the door.

Won't effect me as already had it but I wonder if it's legal if they go down that line

11 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

 

 

17; barely a rounding error.
 

Boris scaring us/ warning us of a 3rd wave from the EU?

Long odds, I’d say; if the vaccine doesn’t work on any new variants, if we let anybody in (at all) with it, then maybe.

 

 

8 minutes ago, 1969 said:

Don't know where I stand on this.

Been back to work today and heard off a very good source that if you don't have the jab you'll be out the door.

Won't effect me as already had it but I wonder if it's legal if they go down that line

Can't see it M

Sure there are laws that protect you from that type of thing

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Can't see it M

Sure there are laws that protect you from that type of thing

I'm sure BJ and co can make one that says you have to have it, if they wanted to

Just now, Zico said:

I'm sure BJ and co can make one that says you have to have it, if they wanted to

Probably.

He's done well with the vaccine, so he's due some monumental fuck up soon.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Can't see it M

Sure there are laws that protect you from that type of thing

That's what I thought but could they not put it down as a health risk to others

3 minutes ago, 1969 said:

That's what I thought but could they not put it down as a health risk to others

Don’t you want to have it?

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Don’t you want to have it?

Already had the jab.Like I said further up it won't effect me.Was just wondering if it was legal 

Edited March 22, 20215 yr by 1969

Everybody, genuine medical exemptions aside, should be made to have it.

They're threatening £1000 fines for not doing the census but fuck all for jeopardising the entire, so far excellent, vaccination process and allowing the virus a toehold to regroup.

Bring back dunce caps and staple them to the heads of the antivac wankers so we know who they are.

 

Edited March 22, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

7 minutes ago, 1969 said:

Already had the jab.Like I said further up it won't effect me.Was just wondering if it was legal 

I don’t think it can be a condition of employment 

how would you feel, though, working closely with someone who refused?

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I don’t think it can be a condition of employment 

how would you feel, though, working closely with someone who refused?

Superior.

 

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Everybody, genuine medical exemptions aside, should be made to have it.

They're threatening £1000 fines for not doing the census but fuck all for jeopardising the entire, so far excellent, vaccination process and allowing the virus a toehold to regroup.

Bring back dunce caps and staple them to the heads of the antivac wankers so we know who they are.

 

i thought masks worked , cant they just wear masks all the time and use carex disinfectant hand rub ?

if they both work within the expected limits , itll be reet.  

the mask would in effect be the dunce cap. 

15 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I don’t think it can be a condition of employment 

how would you feel, though, working closely with someone who refused?

That's a very good question.I honestly don't know 

.On one hand I'd think it was their choice  but on the other I'd be thinking you selfish cunt

 

Make 'em wear diving bell helmets and ring a bell and shout 'unclean, unclean' (via a microphone, like in The Mask Singer).

Chop their hands off and replace them with Microban™ impregnated prosthetics, like germophobe Abu Hamzas.

Whatever happened to that stuff, one minute everything had Microban™ properties, then it's nowhere to be seen?

 

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

17; barely a rounding error.
 

Boris scaring us/ warning us of a 3rd wave from the EU?

Long odds, I’d say; if the vaccine doesn’t work on any new variants, if we let anybody in (at all) with it, then maybe.

 

 

It looks as though the litmus test will soon arrive. Deaths are plummeting but cases are beginning to increase.