Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

7 hours ago, London Wanderer said:

@hughmungus?

outside Kielys - fuck right off peasants only in that place,  and I only wear a Trump mask when outside the Bolton boundary

17 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

You'll be fine once the vaccination programme has done all adults. Obviously the sceptic numbers will be the issue- so long as that figure of around 90% is reached then we should be fine.

Iirc, age groups done so far high a very high take up rate, so hopefully that will continue and the herd immunity figure will be reached.

Really is all about the vaccine now, and daily numbers are good.

Have they stated a point where we need to be. A constant gripe of mine has been lack of clarity and defined targets. 

20 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Hbwht?

Tennis balls 

13 minutes ago, fatty said:

Have they stated a point where we need to be. A constant gripe of mine has been lack of clarity and defined targets. 

There has been plenty of discussion as to what proportion is needed for herd immunity.

As I explained earlier, Jenny Haries was interviewed earlier and said it needed around 90%.

I was a bit surprised, as I thought it would be a bit lower, but that was the figure.

I would imagine, that to an extent, the ease by which any given vacant can spread will have a bearing, amongst other things.

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

There has been plenty of discussion as to what proportion is needed for herd immunity.

As I explained earlier, Jenny Haries was interviewed earlier and said it needed around 90%.

I was a bit surprised, as I thought it would be a bit lower, but that was the figure.

I would imagine, that to an extent, the ease by which any given vacant can spread will have a bearing, amongst other things

Is that 90% vaccinated and did she say 90% of what ? Ie full population, adults etc ?

Just now, fatty said:

Is that 90% vaccinated and did she say 90% of what ? Ie full population, adults etc ?

Of all those eligible. Therefore adults.

My son had the vaccine, and they said he needed to be over 16, so that will be the cut off.

Some talk of doing over 12s (secondary school kids) which makes sense, but I'm not sure it's licensed for that group yet.

20 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Of all those eligible. Therefore adults.

My son had the vaccine, and they said he needed to be over 16, so that will be the cut off.

Some talk of doing over 12s (secondary school kids) which makes sense, but I'm not sure it's licensed for that group yet.

I’d be surprised if 90% take it up. 

15 minutes ago, fatty said:

I’d be surprised if 90% take it up. 

That's the rub- the fewer folk that do, means the potential for this to drag on longer, albeit with only minor rules in place.

Anti vax twats will ruin it for all of us on that basis. If we reach the point where we hit a wall with them but keep getting restrictive measures imposed, that’s it for me and I’m ooot.  

I reckon anti-vaxxers are, in number, similar to other fringe group cunts; Tommeh's lot, poppy-burners, extreme swampies et al.

No more than 0.005% of the populace.

The rest (who refuse) are just easily-led and ill-informed m0ngs who mistake cobbling together a variety of daft beliefs, behaviours and positions as having an identity.

Socially make not being jabbed, without genuine qualified reason, akin to being a nonce, they'll soon fall in line

Edited May 24, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

2 hours ago, fatty said:

Anti vax twats will ruin it for all of us on that basis. If we reach the point where we hit a wall with them but keep getting restrictive measures imposed, that’s it for me and I’m ooot.  

You know what I think is funny with the anti vaxxers, one theory in particular is that as soon as we’re all vaccinated the plug will be pulled and we’ll all drop to the floor like someone has unplugged us like that matrix.

Right say that was true, then the world would be only left with the conspiracy anti vax nuts in a state of paranoia. 
 

The whole show ran by flat earthers, government weather control nuts and left handers.

 

Be great. 

23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I reckon hardcore anti-vaxxers are, in number, similar to other fringe group cunts; Tommeh's lot, poppy-burners, extreme swampies et al.

No more than 0.05% of the populace.

The rest are just easily-led and ill-informed m0ngs who mistake cobbling together a variety of daft beliefs, behaviours and positions as having an identity.

Socially make not being jabbed without, genuine qualified reason, akin to being a nonce, they'll soon fall in line

Is that assuming that the Asian anti-vaxxers place ball ?

4 minutes ago, fatty said:

Is that assuming that the Asian anti-vaxxers place ball ?

I'd give them a swerve and let them die.

41 minutes ago, fatty said:

Is that assuming that the Asian anti-vaxxers place ball ?

To be fair, it's not all, and I've got 3 or 4 folk within around 80 yards of my home that I know of that aren't having it- none Asian. 

Just hope they're few and far between.

 

29 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

To be fair, it's not all, and I've got 3 or 4 folk within around 80 yards of my home that I know of that aren't having it- none Asian. 

Just hope they're few and far between.

 

Dog shit through their letter box ??

Somebody should organise a big anti vax rally at the NEC, then when they are all rounded up there pump the virus through the A/C

Edited May 24, 20215 yr by Gonk

8 minutes ago, Gonk said:

Somebody should organise a big anti vax rally at the NEC, then when they are all rounded up there pump the virus through the A/C

Zyklon B would be better

9 minutes ago, Gonk said:

Somebody should organise a big anti vax rally at the NEC, then when they are all rounded up there pump the virus through the A/C

Pretty much what the Chinese did. 

They were driving by bus stops blasting folk with stuff and storming office blocks etc.

 

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

Pretty much what the Chinese did. 

They were driving by bus stops blasting folk with stuff and storming office blocks etc.

 

Deliberately infecting people? Kinell. 

It just needs to fuck off. A few days with 0 deaths would be a nice start. 

Fully vacced with no side effects at all after either AZ jab but i'm not tempted to go to any pub or any " partying" yet. ( & party isn't a fucking verb )    While the rates stay so high , i'm staying cautious.

7 hours ago, Gonk said:

Somebody should organise a big anti vax rally at the NEC, then when they are all rounded up there pump the virus through the A/C

 

id imagine the amount of pro VAX "stans" that have to handle raw covid viruses to put this plan into action would be pretty low. 

biological warfare usually isnt waged by hypocondriacs and people that are immunosuppressed. 

the chattle would just have to make coughing noises and after about an hour they could appoint their king. 

Anyway..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/wuhan-lab-workers-fell-ill-24171164

 

 

 

I'm being refused entry to a meeting in fucking Birmingham tomorrow based on the fact I live in Bolton.

I explained that I've had a jab, that I will take an LFT test and will bleach myself beforehand, but they have asked me to stay clear.

I'm off down Deane Road with a flamethrower attached to the roof of my car.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I'm being refused entry to a meeting in fucking Birmingham tomorrow based on the fact I live in Bolton.

I explained that I've had a jab, that I will take an LFT test and will bleach myself beforehand, but they have asked me to stay clear.

I'm off down Deane Road with a flamethrower attached to the roof of my car.

Aim for the cars with hazards on parked on double yellows

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

I'm being refused entry to a meeting in fucking Birmingham tomorrow based on the fact I live in Bolton.

I explained that I've had a jab, that I will take an LFT test and will bleach myself beforehand, but they have asked me to stay clear.

I'm off down Deane Road with a flamethrower attached to the roof of my car.

It’s now law up here as of today that it’s illegal to travel from Scotland to Bolton 🤣. It’s fucking madness. But I can travel to bl8 and m26 but can’t go across the boundary into bl2/3/4. Fuck off just fuck off