Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Cracking on. Dead right. 👍

our RAYGUN MP has just been on Granada Reports 

fuck me is that the best we can do

i can spell better English then she can speak 

 

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

i can spell better English then she can speak 

Classic.

3 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Wasn't any age when my lad went down. Was over 16.

 

Sorry, yes

That was a given

My point was you didnt need to be 30 whatever

Get your arse there and theyll do you

11 minutes ago, Casino said:

Sorry, yes

That was a given

My point was you didnt need to be 30 whatever

Get your arse there and theyll do you

17 year old lad in the queue behind me, jabbed him no issues.

Told by his mum to go down and get vaccinated, as he wants to go on holiday with his 18 year old cousin, and she's already had the jab. 

Wasn't earwig'in... honest...

10 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

17 year old lad in the queue behind me, jabbed him no issues.

Told by his mum to go down and get vaccinated, as he wants to go on holiday with his 18 year old cousin, and she's already had the jab. 

Wasn't earwig'in... honest...

Haha, mucky little bastard 🤣

13 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

17 year old lad in the queue behind me, jabbed him no issues.

Told by his mum to go down and get vaccinated, as he wants to go on holiday with his 18 year old cousin, and she's already had the jab. 

..

A young lad wanting to go on holiday with his girl cousin..........wasn't Diddles was it?

20 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

17 year old lad in the queue behind me, jabbed him no issues.

Told by his mum to go down and get vaccinated, as he wants to go on holiday with his 18 year old cousin, and she's already had the jab. 

Wasn't earwig'in... honest...

Nailed on they're from Little lever 

That said, a mate at school had a cousin in the year above and she was fucking gorgeous. If that was my cousin I would have played doctor and nurses no problem! 😆

19 minutes ago, royal white said:

Nailed on they're from Little lever 

So she's 18 stone with a skinhead?

Just now, Winchester White said:

That said, a mate at school had a cousin in the year above and she was fucking gorgeous. If that was my cousin I would have played doctor and nurses no problem! 😆

I feel a confession coming on...........

Just now, boltondiver said:

I feel a confession coming on...........

I fucking wish, she was my go to wank bank for ages, I was gutted when she left school because her dad got a job down south.

34 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

I fucking wish, she was my go to wank bank for ages, I was gutted when she left school because her dad got a job down south.

Which south?

 

 

1 hour ago, royal white said:

Nailed on they're from Little lever 

Oi. I only shag 2nd cousins. I do have some self respect you know. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Oi. I only shag 2nd cousins. I do have some self respect you know. 

2 cousins at the same time??

Theres definitely video of thy on xhamster

If I’m behind on a thread I sometimes skip a few pages to the latest one.

Never ceases to amaze where the topic of conversation has gone to within a couple of pages

8 hours ago, Spider said:

2 cousins at the same time??

Theres definitely video of thy on xhamster

Could make a few quid there. I have 2 cousins who people think we all look the same 👀

Just got my invitation for the 5g microchip 🧐

1 hour ago, deane koontz said:

Just got my invitation for the 5g microchip 🧐

Try and get the one with Bluetooth enabled as well

On 23/05/2020 at 21:20, Mounts Kipper said:

Regarding Cummings Faux outrage from the usual suspects,  they’ve not forgiven him for engineering the Election win and Brexit party, seriously hope Bojo backs him to the hilt. 

Are we still backing Cummings to the hilt?

Or are we #TeamBoris?

Just so we know.

30 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are we still backing Cummings to the hilt?

Or are we #TeamBoris?

Just so we know.

ive no time for back stabbing cunts 

46 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are we still backing Cummings to the hilt?

Or are we #TeamBoris?

Just so we know.

Let’s just have transparency and the truth. The public can then decide next time there is an election. 

1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Let’s just have transparency and the truth. The public can then decide next time there is an election. 

So no longer a fan of Big Dom then? 😁

50 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are we still backing Cummings to the hilt?

Or are we #TeamBoris?

Just so we know.

You little tinker you’ve been sitting on that for a year

Top Shithousery 😂

I'll tell you something I've realised about this coronavirus. It turns out doctors have first names. As a retired gent I'm obliged to see some daytime telly, and every doctor is doctor Tom, or Raj or Harry or something.

When you could actually go to the doctors it was Dr. McDonald, Dr. Harris, Dr. Silvert. Call them Tom Dick or Harry and you'd be struck off.