Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Those in Legend can fuck right off, I want those from Shawn of the Dead.

I want the ones that sing Time of the season 

23 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I hope they are slow walking zombies, unlike those fuckers in " 28 Days Later "

I'd quite fancy living the life of a survivor in a world of slow moving zombies. 

Just now, kent_white said:

I'd quite fancy living the life of a survivor in a world of slow moving zombies. 

Just go to a Wanderers training session 

13 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Just go to a Wanderers training session 

Ouch!!

2 hours ago, bwfcfan5 said:

People taking the piss in this circumstance is better than people being heroes.

Tallest dwarf

You can tell the folk on here who work in the real world

Spider is spot on

32 minutes ago, Casino said:

Tallest dwarf

You can tell the folk on here who work in the real world

Spider is spot on

I used to work in the real world. Nowadays; work? What's work? 

8 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I used to work in the real world. Nowadays; work? What's work? 

You retired types are in more danger than a widower gazing into Harold Shipman’s satchel.

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

You retired types are in more danger than a widower gazing into Harold Shipman’s satchel.

I'll be OK, I'm holding my breath until it's all over.

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

You retired types are in more danger than a widower gazing into Harold Shipman’s satchel.

Retirement is brilliant, going to a pub in Leigh blasting Northern Soul music out at 10-30 am packed with folk on a Monday morning, miles better than grafting.😊

9 hours ago, Sweep said:

All of Italy now on lockdown

It’d better be safe when we go in July otherwise I’m going under the ‘essential travel’ rule

7 hours ago, leigh white said:

Retirement is brilliant, going to a pub in Leigh blasting Northern Soul music out at 10-30 am packed with folk on a Monday morning, miles better than grafting.😊

If that’s all there is to look forward too I’m considering working a bit longer. 😂

7 hours ago, leigh white said:

Retirement is brilliant, going to a pub in Leigh blasting Northern Soul music out at 10-30 am packed with folk on a Monday morning, miles better than grafting.😊

That sounds like hell on earth

At work we seem to be coping with the Chinese situation because it looks like the UK wholesalers had enough stock over here but probably our second biggest supplier is in Italy and will be interesting to see how that plays out - they have a strange approach to shit over there which means they still think it's ok to have the whole of August off.

10 hours ago, Casino said:

Tallest dwarf

You can tell the folk on here who work in the real world

Spider is spot on

The government will tell people with any respiratory tract symptoms - cough, sore throat, runny nose etc to isolate for 7 days.

Its going to be a nightmare. But Italy is the real world and we have to avoid getting into that situation which will be a lot lot lot worse than a few folk deciding they want a week of netflix binge watching. 

Edited March 10, 20206 yr by bwfcfan5

folk need to read this thread 

7 minutes ago, gonzo said:

folk need to read this thread 

Which is why we're trying to avoid a huge mass of cases in a week - by trying to spread it out over time to avoid overloading the health service. 1 in 10 cases in Italy requiring hospital treatment. That's why you need to space it out as much as possible. Hence trying to stop anyone with any respiratory tract symptoms from mixing with others. 

One of my Son's is coming back from school trip from southern Italy in 2 hrs. 

We were informed this morning that anyone travelling back from Italy since yesterday has to self isolate for 2 weeks, and siblings not allowed in school for 2 weeks as well if staying in the same house. 

Me, the younger son and dog are off to somewhere else for a fortnight

Just spent 4 hours packing half the house into my car.

See you on the other side

5 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

One of my Son's is coming back from school trip from southern Italy in 2 hrs. 

We were informed this morning that anyone travelling back from Italy since yesterday has to self isolate for 2 weeks, and siblings not allowed in school for 2 weeks as well if staying in the same house. 

Me, the younger son and dog are off to somewhere else for a fortnight

Just spent 4 hours packing half the house into my car.

See you on the other side

Minus the sprog that sounds like heaven 

La Ligas next two rounds of fixtures behind closed doors.

FA PL and the health big wigs are meeting today, expect the same for them soon. 

I’m scared.

19 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

La Ligas next two rounds of fixtures behind closed doors.

FA PL and the health big wigs are meeting today, expect the same for them soon. 

The UK health advice is currently that there is no evidence cancelling open air sporting events has any impact. Cheltenham festival going ahead this week for example. 

See the Nottingham Forest owner has it 

Working at home - not allowed back in for a week, but feel fine now

think I'll give Peterborough a miss

13 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

See the Nottingham Forest owner has it 

Their U23's played us yesterday....

If a few players get it - I reckon that might be season done with....unless those players are naturally isolated which would be very lucky.....