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1 hour ago, Traf said:

The real killer, of course, is the calories. Your pub pint weighs in at 200-220 calories on average.
Your double spirit is 50-60.

So drink 10 doubles instead of 10 pints and you've saved enough calories for a kebab.

When I gave you diet advice (for a friend) it wasn’t for you to put out on a public domain you’ll ruin me 

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2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

38 quid traf is spot on. Sounds lovely to me 

Call it 9 pints and £4.20 is indeed great value 

See if you can finish it in one night (no bags allowed)

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Casino said:

Fierce, who i mentioned, have a bar on Rose Street, apparently

That'll mean more to you than it does to me

Yes I drink in the shithole bar opposite when out with the lads. One of hearts old lads owns it. Scott he’s called strangely. 
 

ive not made it in the fierce bar yet or upto Aberdeen yet to try fierce 
 

 

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Just now, ZicoKelly said:

Call it 9 pints and £4.20 is indeed great value 

See if you can finish it in one night

 

 

Even with a bag I would struggle to get past half I reckon 

if I get hold of it I will let you know pal. Ive emailed the brewery. Only an hour for me to get up there. If I get hold of any let me know if you are wanting one

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13 hours ago, Spider said:

These 6&7%’ers are not to be taken lightly are they?

I feel like I’ve had about 350 pints. Only had 6 tins.

And let me assure you, Fog Farts are so dense you could pick them up and throw them out of the window. The wife was fuming when she woken by the sour stench at half 6.

Going back for more later.

We had the same discussion the other Sunday morning. I woke up and every upstairs window was open.

She had vaccated the bedroom at around 5.30am.

I tried blaming the Istambul Shawarma .

But it was definately the beer.

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21 minutes ago, embankment said:

We had the same discussion the other Sunday morning. I woke up and every upstairs window was open.

She had vaccated the bedroom at around 5.30am.

I tried blaming the Istambul Shawarma .

But it was definately the beer.

If you let that Bank Top  yeast into your guts next time you wake up she wont have windows open

she will have knocked the fucking roof off 

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7 hours ago, Traf said:

The real killer, of course, is the calories. Your pub pint weighs in at 200-220 calories on average.
Your double spirit is 50-60.

So drink 10 doubles instead of 10 pints and you've saved enough calories for a kebab.

i couldnt figure it out, but it were obvious. 

like i were counting it out from the back and couldnt figure out why its wrong. 

"4% 7% ? he can get drunk faster if he does this, but it defeats the point. make a joke about the difference in size"

stupid today

 

 

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14 hours ago, Bigtoe said:

Got the Siren Caribbean Chocolate cake beers on the way today and their Varvar imperial stouts 👍

 

Ah, hope you enjoy.

I like the pales/hazies etc.

I have a mate who can't drink the stuff that I like...

Innovation though innit.

#craftbeer

#holtsshit

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On 02/12/2020 at 21:33, ZicoKelly said:

Three nights off it in a row

Must be the first time since March, if not this year 

Was Aiming for 4 but saw this earlier and might have to go hunt it down

https://www.instagram.com/p/CISzLxCFdt-/?igshid=803car2bsd2c

Made it to 4 nights off 

Unheard of even before Covid 

But got two of those and 4 others I've not had, plus a pint glass, en route from Pomona Island due tomorrow

So I'll be getting stuck into them soon as they arrive

 

 

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I'm in 

Managed 4 nights off, never mind a pandemic or lockdown, that's an achievement at the best of times 

Easing myself back in, had six beers and a glass delivered for £34

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I'll be honest, this was me in bed mon-weds 

 

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Right you buncha queers who else is in?

Tried four cans of Champigneulles from Asda. Lovely stuff

8 bottles of Sixex

Bet you can't pronouce that!

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