Will you be knocking on the door next Saturday lunch, or giving it a miss till things calm down?

Like someone said in another thread, bellendery will probably be rife on Saturday .

 I might give it a swerve  till all the NYE types have fucked off.

Going through the pubs app to book a slot for a shite doesn't really appeal.

 

26 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Know a chap who worked there for some while. Never thought much of Pukka stuff, but he did.

What's your experience of them?

can't be doing with pies, Pukka or not. 

Leigh White will be on in a bit to tell us how, back in 1989, he got the train there - down the Ivanhoe line - and ended up with a banning order from  Pukka. He was caught being tossed off into the chicken balti mix by a Polish lass with a squint, from up the road in Sileby. It could have been worse had he not caught a glimpse of the irate security guard coming towards them, via the reflection in her glass eye. The resulting scuffle led to 2 weeks lost production and her getting deported; he's still got her eye.

Just now, SatanGreavsie said:

can't be doing with pies, Pukka or not. 

Leigh White will be on in a bit to tell us how, back in 1989, he got the train there - down the Ivanhoe line - and ended up with a banning order from  Pukka. He was caught being tossed off into the chicken balti mix by a Polish lass with a squint, from up the road in Sileby. It could have been worse had he not caught a glimpse of the irate security guard coming towards them, via the reflection in her glass eye. The resulting scuffle led to 2 weeks lost production and her getting deported; he's still got her eye.

😁😁😁🙃🙃

12 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

can't be doing with pies, Pukka or not. 

Leigh White will be on in a bit to tell us how, back in 1989, he got the train there - down the Ivanhoe line - and ended up with a banning order from  Pukka. He was caught being tossed off into the chicken balti mix by a Polish lass with a squint, from up the road in Sileby. It could have been worse had he not caught a glimpse of the irate security guard coming towards them, via the reflection in her glass eye. The resulting scuffle led to 2 weeks lost production and her getting deported; he's still got her eye.

Laughed heartily at that. Top effort

14 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

can't be doing with pies, Pukka or not. 

Leigh White will be on in a bit to tell us how, back in 1989, he got the train there - down the Ivanhoe line - and ended up with a banning order from  Pukka. He was caught being tossed off into the chicken balti mix by a Polish lass with a squint, from up the road in Sileby. It could have been worse had he not caught a glimpse of the irate security guard coming towards them, via the reflection in her glass eye. The resulting scuffle led to 2 weeks lost production and her getting deported; he's still got her eye.

I used to love the curries they did at the Leicester beer festival before it moved. 

Good luck enforcing that at 1am in the Swan. Last time I was in there at that time I could barely speak a word of the queen's or stand upright. 

After my stance of not going to the pubs this weekend I've been pushed into a compromise. The Mrs and a couple we a friends with are booked into il toro, to be fair I reckon it can be easily done properly at a restaurant, so a nice meal it is with the added bonus of the bar upstairs in there so hopefully a couple beers before/after. 

2 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:

can't be doing with pies, Pukka or not. 

Leigh White will be on in a bit to tell us how, back in 1989, he got the train there - down the Ivanhoe line - and ended up with a banning order from  Pukka. He was caught being tossed off into the chicken balti mix by a Polish lass with a squint, from up the road in Sileby. It could have been worse had he not caught a glimpse of the irate security guard coming towards them, via the reflection in her glass eye. The resulting scuffle led to 2 weeks lost production and her getting deported; he's still got her eye.

Very good, you always give me a good laugh. 😄

3 hours ago, royal white said:

For the dirty old feckers on here that frequent the Swan you might want to check this out.

 

Finally! We are opening this Saturday 4th July 12pm - 3am 
With last Entry @ 1am

All the following must be agreed to as a condition of entry. 
No exceptions!

• NHS track and trace - customers will be required to provide full details on Entry.
• All customers will be asked to use the hand sanitiser on entry.
• When entering the venue, you will be allocated to a seating area, which you must remain seated.
• Staff will be providing table service throughout.
• There will be sanitizing stations throughout the venue, which we advise you to use frequently.
• We are operating a keep left system which you must follow. 
• Smoking area will be courtyard, once this is at capacity staff will direct you to front of venue.
• All Furniture must remain in place.
• Toilets will be Limited to 3 customers at one time.
• Please follow 1m+ rule at all times where possible.
• Pre recorded music will be played at a suitable volume to prevent customers having to raise voices at each other.
• We are NOT taking bookings! We are operating a walk in service, accepting customers at the front door, without being on any booking system. Once we are at capacity - the gates will be closed and we are not accepting or operating a queuing system. People will be advised to try again later. 

WE ARE OPERATING A ZERO TOLERANCE TO AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR. YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY BY OUR SECURITY TEAM.

During this difficult time your night out with us will be very very different. It is paramount that we operate as safely as we possible can so please have a little patience with the whole of our team. 
 
We are very exited to be back open and we can't wait to see you all!

Many thanks 
Swan Team
 

 

FUCK THAT! 

Do you have to put your arm up to go to the toilet?

As you say, fuck that. I don't think I'll be in a pub until we're back to normal.

 

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

 

Great video that always makes me smile. Like the balmoral on a Friday that 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Great video that always makes me smile. Like the balmoral on a Friday that 

@little whitt sporting a nice mullet wig as well

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@little whitt sporting a nice mullet wig as well

Platform shoes on?

Just had a pint

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

 

Coach and Horses in Donny in case anyone was wondering 

6 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Coach and Horses in Donny in case anyone was wondering 

Which one are you ?

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

@little whitt sporting a nice mullet wig as well

CUNT 😂

20 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Which one are you ?

...the one filming it 😂

Had a pint before. I’m not gonna lie I nearly cried.

 

Just done a stint in the Ale House in Leigh, sign in, wait at a table, get served, get change, press a buzzer to use the bogs for a piss, apart from that, things have gone pretty well.

Buzzer for a piss 

hmm

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Buzzer for a piss 

hmm

Aye, fuck. That.

Bell for a Shit?

Nose tap for nose clams