Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Reet after all these divisive threads let's get back to what unites us - apart from the whites - being sexist, objectifying perverts... I want you to nominate women you'd love to 'woo' - real life or celebs in all the ages, 20's to 80's. I'll start. 20's - Lola Knight (babe channel) Dua Lipa (singer) You diiirty old man. 30's - Jennifer Lawrence (actor) Fernanda Ferrari (babe channel) Rachel Riley (presenter) 40's - Zoe Saldana (actor) Danni Minogue (singer) Thandie Newton (actor) Alex Polizzi (presenter/hotelier) Michelle Thorne (porn tart) 50's - Famke Janssen (actor) Halle Berry (actor) Kylie Minogue (singer) Monica Belluci (actor) Lynda Leigh (model) 60's - Anneka Rice (presenter) 70's - Sigourney Weaver (actor) 80's - Jane Fonda (actor) The list is far from conclusive - I will follow site rules and provide picture evidence at a later date. I urge you all to do this task. It cleans the soul and harks back to a bygone era where we all felt free to be sexist pigs. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Beverly Callard. Here endeth the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Well that's your 'in her 60's' nomination, NIC - another seven categories to fill. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I would bang Michelle Yeoh all day long (Star Trek) and she's 58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Oh - another for the 50's category, Lucy Liu. I'm early forties and most women I lust over are over fifty. Then again I used to want to shag Joan Collins as a kid - before I'd even discovered wankin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 Suspect that 'formative years' plays a big part in who you'd nominate. Sophia Loren, Gina Lollobrigida, Racquel Welch, Ursula Andress etc. Possibly names the younger end on here wouldn't know. From an era when women had curves and stick insects were of little interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 All good shouts, Bolty - in their prime. Raquel Welch in 'Bedazzled' was so 'striking' she could've turned Larry Grayson. But age has ruined them - unfortunately 😕. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) I'd still 'woo' Jane Fonda 😀. I'd close my eyes and think of 'Cat Ballou'. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Beverly Callard. Here endeth the thread. Maybe 25 years ago - she favvers Caitlyn Jenner now Edited November 17, 2020 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Another for the lucky 50's club... Liz Hurley. Google image search her name and 'bikini'... Thank me later. It'd be a dream come true to have a missus like that in your 50's. She could easily have a toyboy half her age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 20’s Pixie Lott, 30’s Cheryl Cole, 40’s Amanda Holden, 50’s Jennifer Aniston,60’s Jayne Seymour. 70’s Goldie Hawn, 80’s? GTF that’s just weird 🥴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Get on youtube, @bolty58 and search Fernanda Ferrari - stick insect she ain't - a throwback to the sixties 😉 Apart from her tattoos - nobody must've told her you don't stick bumper stickers on a Ferrari. 6ft tall and stunning. Everyone else do the same - any negative feedback will make me presume you're a woolly. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: 20’s Pixie Lott, 30’s Cheryl Cole, 40’s Amanda Holden, 50’s Jennifer Aniston,60’s Jayne Seymour. 70’s Goldie Hawn, 80’s? GTF that’s just weird 🥴 Great shouts, BB. Jayne Seymour was on 'Who do you think you are?' t'other day. Would've inspired a wank if only she wasn't finding out about how her family were killed in The Holocaust. Spoilsport. Amanda Holden is a top shout - total filth, real life filthbag. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 And don't be ageist. Jane Fonda (81)? No? Hello sailor! 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Rita Ora (29) Holly Willybooby (39) Amanda Holden (40summet) Gillian Anderson (based on the fall not the crown) (52) Ill have to come back to the over 60's, ive had 3 wanks already and my porridge is going cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) I’m with Gonzo on Ora, Kelsea Ballerini & Lauren Alaina 30’s, Kimberley Walsh, Emily Atack 40’s Kirsty Gallagher, Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz 50’s Kylie, Liz Hurley, Shania Twain 60’s Nigella Lawson, Jerry Hall 70’s plus? Not sure - probably the mums of them in the 40’s. Dolly Parton Edited November 17, 2020 by Biggish Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: And don't be ageist. Jane Fonda (81)? No? Hello sailor! 😉 Ok I’ll give you Jane Fonda - she looks great for her age, but she’d be at the very back of the queue from my list... she’d be gutted I’m sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Id like to tag team Dawn French with Lennie Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Id like to tag team Dawn French with Lennie Henry. You’ve been off the booze too long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 20’s Rita Ora . I’d sell my mam to smell her bathroom bin 30’s Catherine Tyldesley . I reckon I’d end up on 24 hours in a&e with my head up her clam 40’s Kelly Brook. I’d watch her films just to have a go 50’s JLo she’s getting like a fine wine 60 Rita Wilson fancied her as a kid, I would have let her traffic me 70 Helen Mirren. I reckon she lights up a fag after shagging 80. Judi Dench, I reckon she’s filth and a bush like Don Kings head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Kim tate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 19 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Ok I’ll give you Jane Fonda - she looks great for her age, but she’d be at the very back of the queue from my list... she’d be gutted I’m sure Yeah - but the rule is one bird or birds (yes birds - let's get back to basics) from each age category. The younger lads can even sling legal teenagers in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Another for the lucky 50's club... Liz Hurley. Google image search her name and 'bikini'... Thank me later. It'd be a dream come true to have a missus like that in your 50's. She could easily have a toyboy half her age. Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Is a teen section a tad too noncey? If not, I’d throw in Anna Friel playing Beth Jordache all those years ago in Brookside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 There's some serious filth there. Love it. Keep 'em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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