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Youri McAnespie

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6 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You, you brought it up, go read your own post.

He mentioned race, sexuality, gender, and disability status. I wonder why you're only triggered by the 'race' bit? 🤔

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1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

You, you brought it up, go read your own post.

Where? Oh do you mean this?

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Nothing to do if they’re black, gay , female , disabled 

So where’s the race card there because I’m pretty sure I named a number of different points.

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Idea for a fragrance - 'L'eau De Savile' made from Sir Jim's pancreas essence. Johnny Depp could advertise it, a 100 ml bottle comes with a 'Jim Fixed It For Me' medal.

Did anyone actually write in with a request to get fixed? If so what?

My primary school teacher Mrs Southern (34c) her youth club she went to had a letter from the show, no idea what they got Jim to do though. Probably diddled them.


We were set with a task of writing letters to celebrities or sport stars. We weren’t all allowed to write to Super John. I was obsessed with the Italian job, so I wrote to Michael Caine. His office wrote back with letter and a signed headshot.

I’ll see if me mam still has it 

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4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Idea for a fragrance - 'L'eau De Savile' made from Sir Jim's pancreas essence. Johnny Depp could advertise it, a 100 ml bottle comes with a 'Jim Fixed It For Me' medal.

Did anyone actually write in with a request to get fixed? If so what?

To conduct an orchestra.

I believe some other little shit got there first with the request.

Probably had to blow the french horn to do it though.

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2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

My primary school teacher Mrs Southern (34c) her youth club she went to had a letter from the show, no idea what they got Jim to do though. Probably diddled them.


We were set with a task of writing letters to celebrities or sport stars. We weren’t all allowed to write to Super John. I was obsessed with the Italian job, so I wrote to Michael Caine. His office wrote back with letter and a signed headshot.

I’ll see if me mam still has it 

Sure she's brown bread, Rudy.

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3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

To conduct an orchestra.

I believe some other little shit got there first with the request.

Probably had to blow the french horn to do it though.

Mine was to rub my widgie on Maria Whittaker.

And ride a crosser and keep it.

It didn't get posted.

It never failed to amaze how shite some of the 'fix its' were.

But conducting an orchestra is up there.

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4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Me mam? Hope not she’s doing Christmas dinner. Would be very selfish

My mistake - your mam taught at MSJ? And you went there,a poisoned chalice that.

Dunno if she was there in your time but Mrs Hayward - a total arse of a woman - her two lads, totally harmless got dog's abuse solely because of their mum.

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

My mistake - your mam taught at MSJ? And you went there,a poisoned chalice that.

Dunno if she was there in your time but Mrs Hayward - a total arse of a woman - her two lads, totally harmless got dog's abuse solely because of their mum.

Nah me mam doesn’t have the tolerance to teach kids without using some patois or a forehand

Mrs Southern was an absolute fox. Her husband taught at St Williams, he was nicknamed scratch and sniff

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36 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Idea for a fragrance - 'L'eau De Savile' made from Sir Jim's pancreas essence. Johnny Depp could advertise it, a 100 ml bottle comes with a 'Jim Fixed It For Me' medal.

Did anyone actually write in with a request to get fixed? If so what?

Yes, to milk a cow, blindfolded.  He fixed it for me.

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12 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Nah me mam doesn’t have the tolerance to teach kids without using some patois or a forehand

Mrs Southern was an absolute fox. Her husband taught at St Williams, he was nicknamed scratch and sniff

Did you go there too? At MSJ Mrs. Whittaker - hair down to her arse a proper petite stick of dynamite - she could've turned to porn as a career easily.

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3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Did you go there too? At MSJ Mrs. Whittaker - hair down to her arse a proper petite stick of dynamite - she could've turned to porn as a career easily.

I went to st Simon’s then mount 

Not really ringing a bell, there was only two fit teachers at mount , Mrs rigby who didn’t believe in padded bras and Miss Owen who didn’t believe in sports bras 

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