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Something really suspect about fully grown adults watching superhero films, even more so the ones who go to cinemas to watch them without kids 

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4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

The worst ever.

James Corden.

How the fuck is he a millionaire?

Proof there is no God.

Talentless sack of shit, jack of all trades, sack of shit at all...

 

THIS

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Right I do not dislike Corden as much as I should  

 

oh and he can act, might be annoying but he can won a Tony award at one stage. History Boys on Broadway 

And the Marvel films are brilliant btw  

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Corden should be repatriated and tried for treason and arson in the Queen's dockyard.

We should then torture him for a confession.

Then an act of Parliament to reinstate public hanging for a brief twenty minute period.

Then march Corden to the gallows for his treasonous acts (and Gavin and Stacey, and that sport quiz thing, and those England videos etc.)

Then hang him by the neck until he is dead, dead, dead.

I suggest the sentence be carried out in the middle of the 'Just Strictly' or 'X-Factor' final, for maximum viewers.

Then the SAS should take him over The North Sea (after his execution) in a helicopter, and toss him, into the brine, weighted down, so there would be no grave his family or devotees could visit.

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21 hours ago, mickbrown said:

Clive Owen. Pish.

Any that have to live for weeks in character. 

Only ever seen one film starring Clive Owen, and it's one of the best films of all time in my opinion - Children of Men. For all I know, he might be shit in everything else, but that film is a masterpiece.

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5 hours ago, Ani said:

Right I do not dislike Corden as much as I should  

 

oh and he can act, might be annoying but he can won a Tony award at one stage. History Boys on Broadway 

And the Marvel films are brilliant btw  

You disappoint me 

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4 hours ago, Cheese said:

Only ever seen one film starring Clive Owen, and it's one of the best films of all time in my opinion - Children of Men. For all I know, he might be shit in everything else, but that film is a masterpiece.

Overly sentimental rubbish.

"We live off the fat of the lan'..."

"And I get to tend the rabbits"

BOOM! - Critical headshot.

And the viewer is supposed to feel sorry for this big lug who's a molesting murderer.

Gary Sinise should've let the lynch mob do their worst.

He'd graduated (Lenny) from killing mice to slaying women.

An awful film in which we're supposed to sympathise with a simpleton brute.

That two brains thing with Rebecca De Mornay was crap too.

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8 hours ago, Mona said:

Lionel messi

sob , sniff , sob

im leaving the love of my life

but show me the millions 

 

He's just having a reverie about how they gave him so much human growth hormone he turns green and turns into a midget monster if someone pisses him off.

Smashes dolls' houses, crushes grapes.

Don't make him angry.

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Will Ferrell did a 'straight' role in a film once, it was terrible, played a pisspot who tried to nick a six pack of Pabst beer.

I thought Tom Hardy was good in The Drop.

But my favourite review on here was when someone did his Al Capone film and said he mumbled and smoked carrots, the highlight of the film being when he shat the bed.

Beat that Barry Norman's (ghost).

 

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7 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Overly sentimental rubbish.

"We live off the fat of the lan'..."

"And I get to tend the rabbits"

BOOM! - Critical headshot.

And the viewer is supposed to feel sorry for this big lug who's a molesting murderer.

Gary Sinise should've let the lynch mob do their worst.

He'd graduated (Lenny) from killing mice to slaying women.

An awful film in which we're supposed to sympathise with a simpleton brute.

That two brains thing with Rebecca De Mornay was crap too.

You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

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38 minutes ago, Cheese said:

You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

Is that a film quote or grossly inaccurate observation based on nowt?

I watch pretty much every film, Clive Owen, your boyfriend, has been shite in every one he's been in, no, he was mediocre in Croupier.

 

 

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

And John Malkovich and Gary Sinise were good in Of Mice and Men.

I've probably seen shitbag Clive's opus, didn't register.

Never seen of mice and men,  read the book. Who squeezes the puppy malkovich or sinise?

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Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Nah not having it. The curly haired, Scottish fittie. 

Listen I’d let Kelly Brook wax my coin purse doesn’t mean she’s a good actor 

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6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Never seen of mice and men,  read the book. Who squeezes the puppy malkovich or sinise?

Malkovich. Still having therapy from English GCSE watching this in class and breaking my heart. 'I get to tend the rabbits George' 😩😩

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