Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) I don't think you'd be capable of it tbh, Swanny. The driving maybe, but the other skills, like raping, murdering and dismembering prostitutes and then burying them in little used wooded verges... And watching 'The Irishman' on your pad, wedged on the dashboard, as you tank down a motorway at 90mph in pissing down rain - obliterating someone who's broke down in a Nissan Micra, killing them instantly. Edited August 24, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 And shitting in carrier bags and slinging them onto the pavement in the red light areas you 'rest' (and abduct your next victim). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don't think you'd be capable of it tbh, Swanny. The driving maybe, but the other skills, like raping, murdering and dismembering prostitutes and then burying them in little used wooded verges... don't think, if you knew my last name, that you'd be making that joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Pickering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 I don't think if you knew I'd been Frank Bruno's sparring partner before he finally got his WBC title, me being a mere 18 too, you'd make veiled threats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 There's a new sheriff in town, his name's Rudy Zico Spider... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don't think if you knew I'd been Frank Bruno's sparring partner before he finally got his WBC title, me being a mere 18 too, you'd make veiled threats... who made a threat? I made a joke which some on here who actually know me will get, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 I engaged you and Barry once. Didn't meet you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: I engaged you and Barry once. Didn't meet you like. You slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, deane koontz said: You slag. I was drunk and high on GBH. A drug well known for turning one into gaylordism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I was drunk and high on GBH. A drug well known for turning one into gaylordism. That's understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 24/08/2021 at 12:58, Sweep said: Generally I'd eat a McDonalds once or twice a month when I was visiting customers - convenience and free wifi being my excuses (piss poor ones I know) - anyway, I've not had one in about 2 years now, since lockdown. I can't say I've missed it Is that since you were being watched at McDonald’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Raw materials going through the roof transportation at a crisis drivers name their price at the moment. lazy bastards not filling up vacancies which is ridiculous. Staff going off with the ping on PAYE still ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 It's a bastard, no fruit pickers, chicken, milkshakes, fish, beer, turkey. It is what it is when we voted to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 25, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, leigh white said: It's a bastard, no fruit pickers, chicken, milkshakes, fish, beer, turkey. It is what it is when we voted to leave. We control our own destiny now so stop panicking, put your shoulder to the wheel and take a lorry driving test will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, leigh white said: It's a bastard, no fruit pickers, chicken, milkshakes, fish, beer, turkey. It is what it is when we voted to leave. This week I’ve eaten chicken , fruit , fish and drank beer. Am I missing something? Or maybe I’m just more fortunate than some Or not overly dramatic ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Escobarp said: This week I’ve eaten chicken , fruit , fish and drank beer. Am I missing something? Or maybe I’m just more fortunate than some Or not overly dramatic ☺️ Upset today because all the Taylors steak puddings had sold out at Yates and Greers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Escobarp said: This week I’ve eaten chicken , fruit , fish and drank beer. Am I missing something? Or maybe I’m just more fortunate than some Or not overly dramatic ☺️ you Forgot he lives in LEIGH its a backwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 30 minutes ago, leigh white said: It's a bastard, no fruit pickers, chicken, milkshakes, fish, beer, turkey. It is what it is when we voted to leave. One of the reasons we left is because of a distaste for Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: One of the reasons we left is because of a distaste for Turkey. I always find it rather dry, much prefer a goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 41 minutes ago, little whitt said: you Forgot he lives in LEIGH its a backwater I bet Bolton feels like a backwater after the time you spent in Germany.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Dimron said: I always find it rather dry, much prefer a goose I'll eat whoopsie geese and duck (from Booths) so they don't end up in the bin having died in vain. Other than that I can't countenance eating round-billed fowl, they're quite amiable if you win them over. A whole turkey cooked whole will be dry, it needs butchering and cooked separately. The Christmas turkey tradition is madness. Goose should be portioned too, and cold-panned - renders out the fat. But they're friendly creatures, unlike spiteful turkeys, so leave them be. Edited August 25, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: This week I’ve eaten chicken , fruit , fish and drank beer. Am I missing something? Or maybe I’m just more fortunate than some Or not overly dramatic ☺️ This is a fair point. Things are challenging, certainly not drastic. Why people keep tweeting the empty shelves bollocks is beyond me. Always turn out to be bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, tomski said: This is a fair point. Things are challenging, certainly not drastic. Why people keep tweeting the empty shelves bollocks is beyond me. Always turn out to be bollocks. I take it your into sweetbreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 25, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: This week I’ve eaten chicken , fruit , fish and drank beer. Am I missing something? Or maybe I’m just more fortunate than some Or not overly dramatic ☺️ Aye, unless of course the pandemic by-passed Leigh. Makes for a good moan though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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