Youri McAnespie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, stevieb said: Is the club shop straightener before or after the match? Just thinking it's an early kick off so probably best to leave it until after the game. Always before, then any big shithouse dossers can't have the excuse of drunkeness or being tired from wearing a big heavy expensive Mike Ashley badged jacket. Why's it 1pm ffs, told it was 2pm. Tightarsed little monkeys dont want to stick the lights on even for 5 minutes (if 3pm). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Lulu (Stanley Baker and Michael Caine barricade themselves in their dressing room to repel the Scottish songstress and her fans - "thousands of them") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted November 14, 2021 Members Share Posted November 14, 2021 Chitty Chitty gang bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Shite Christmas (while listening to his neighbours celebrating a family Christmas, and ignoring the carol singers merrily knocking on his door, Bing Crosby drinks himself to death, alone in a bedsit in Nuneaton) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 The Mighty Dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 5 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: Not sure if the all the controversy has derailed this thread but woke up in the middle of the night with just one thing in my mind. Fridge On The River Kwai See I am totally offended, my grandpa was Japanese POW and he was not allowed any cold or refrigerated goods throughout his time there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: See I am totally offended, my grandpa was Japanese POW and he was not allowed any cold or refrigerated goods throughout his time there. Not true! He had Guinness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Hobo Cop Disfigured policeman get reconditioned using bits of decaying tramps to take on crime in New Detroit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Bridesaids- bunch of women riddled with STDs inflict wedding parties with terminal illnesses with hilarious consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Tom Cruise classic about suffering from car sickness on long journeys: Days Of Chunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 A Star is Porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 41 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: A Star is Porn My estimation of you, has gone down. I will no longer defend you as a Dirk Diggler type with about seven loved adjusted kids. You will now be an inferred haemosexual from the inferring of the closeted types. The cord is cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr Grey said: If that is aimed at me, my only response is to say you've had ample opportunities to see us before, during and after games. It ain't my fault your the Lord Lucan of Bolton Wanderers Supporters. Who says I want to? Like your some sort of fuckin celebrity. I don’t like you. Never have. I go to the match with my mates and family. I’ve met plenty of people off here, and a few I haven’t who I’d happily get a beer with. You ain’t one of them. You’re not on at anyone else to see before the match, and don’t go on at anyone else that you haven’t seen them at the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, Rudy said: Who says I want to? Like your some sort of fuckin celebrity. I don’t like you. Never have. I go to the match with my mates and family. I’ve met plenty of people off here, and a few I haven’t who I’d happily get a beer with. You ain’t one of them. You’re not on at anyone else to see before the match, and don’t go on at anyone else that you haven’t seen them at the match. I'd have a beer at your Rudy and we can talk.long into the evening about the rights and wrongs of popular beat combos. Although, I'm not up that often and when I am I'm usually hungover to fuck at the game. Last time I thought I wasn't going to make it to half time. I blame Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: My estimation of you, has gone down. I will no longer defend you as a Dirk Diggler type with about seven loved adjusted kids. You will now be an inferred haemosexual from the inferring of the closeted types. The cord is cut. 😁 I do love you Youri 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted November 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I'd have a beer at your Rudy and we can talk.long into the evening about the rights and wrongs of popular beat combos. Although, I'm not up that often and when I am I'm usually hungover to fuck at the game. Last time I thought I wasn't going to make it to half time. I blame Kent. Quite happily Crawley as with most. Grey seems to think I should be meeting him and if I don’t I haven’t gone to the match. No interest whatsoever in doing so certain viewpoints of people make me not want to spend time with them and that’s my choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 A Wank to Remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 The Australian classic Wankabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 The Italian Jib Charting the exploits of a group of Liverpool fans determined to get into the game in Milan despite having no tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SatanGreavsie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Planet Of The Ales Charlton Heston and crew get battered after crash landing on a planet made entirely out of craft beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 LH Confidential A gritty noir about corruption and high class prostitution. With heroin addicts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Harry On Matron While Meghan goes into labour, Harry gets his end away with Hattie Jacques only to get rumbled by Bernard Bresslaw dressed as a nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 The Last King of Spotland. Chinos are the order of the day in this nostalgia fest for Dale fans who really know their onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Condomman Michael Crawford stars as the comic book writer come superhero who takes on Oliver Reed's KGB whilst dressed as a Johnny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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