Looking at a long girls weekend witht the girls in Albufeira. Close to bars and restaurants and not a shit hole. Im 35 now the 1* holiday apartments are a thing of the past. Anyone any recommendations? 

Cheers homos. 

Blondie x

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

I love Cromer, we go there a lot. Yarmouth is a massive shithole

My dad was born in cromer

Necer did ask what took his mum and dad down there as they were boltoners

I went when we were in yamouth of all places and it seemed nice but it was blowing a gale and misty rain

2 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Tui do but they are expensive and by most accounts pretty shite.

Ah OK. Didn’t know that but then all you ever hear about TUI is their fuckups. If they can’t even be arsed to publicise that they do the twilight check ins for a bit of positive publicity then they reap what they sow

TUI are horseshit.

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

TUI are horseshit.

I’d put TUI in the same bucket as British Airways

I’m in Sweden now

the level of minge in Scandinavia is terrifying

i don’t want to leave.

Even the tap water is elite level.

The price of alcohol is absurd though.

tak 

One thing I won't miss about being away, fucking hotel pool politics. People nicking your umbrella while you've nipped off somewhere for 10 minutes, cunts putting towels down on beds at 6am then fucking off to bed again until 12. Fumin.

11 hours ago, Spider said:

I’m in Sweden now

the level of minge in Scandinavia is terrifying

i don’t want to leave.

Even the tap water is elite level.

The price of alcohol is absurd though.

tak 

gorgeous country,we got the train from Copenhagen to Gotherburg for the England game, they keep very good care of the place, superb train ride that

2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

gorgeous country,we got the train from Copenhagen to Gotherburg for the England game, they keep very good care of the place, superb train ride that

I agree. Stockholm is my favourite European capital, it's a stunning place, and absolutely minge-tastic. It's a bit pricey though

4 hours ago, Sweep said:

I agree. Stockholm is my favourite European capital, it's a stunning place, and absolutely minge-tastic. It's a bit pricey though

my dickhead mate booked us flights to Stockholm from Manchester for the game, it worked out cheaper to fly from Leeds/Bradford to Copenhagen and get the train through.  A country full of lakes, never trust a weed smoker.   In fact, the same lad booked out digs for our game in Cardiff v Boro and managed to book The Holiday Inn in Lockerby by mistake

1 hour ago, Breightmet Boy said:

same lad booked out digs for our game in Cardiff v Boro and managed to book The Holiday Inn in Lockerby by mistake

Easy mistake to make.

I know someone on here who booked a hotel only x miles from Portsmouth because it was a bargain, but they didn't realise it was on the Isle of Wight.

I flew to Kristiansund once instead of Kristiansand. Quite a distance apart!

We did twilight drop off yesterday. Taxi at 2:45. Sat in bar 50 minutes later. 

19 hours ago, Marc505 said:

One thing I won't miss about being away, fucking hotel pool politics. People nicking your umbrella while you've nipped off somewhere for 10 minutes, cunts putting towels down on beds at 6am then fucking off to bed again until 12. Fumin.

Embankment's towel rules.

1) yes you can put towels on sunbeds before you go and get breakfast. 

2) If said towels are still in place 36mins after breakfast has ended and there is no sign of you . They will be removed and placed on the pile of spare sun beds .

3) Sit back and watch some one set up on the previously reserved bed.

4) casually stroll to poolside bar and order 1st beverage of the day.

5)  Originall muppets finally arrive around 14.24. Female goes ,wide eyed and starts emitting expletives.  Hubby's brain turns to jelly starts flustering at whoever has possession of sun bed .

6) Mrs Embankment casually observes the developing scenario and says " you've done again haven't you ? "

7) Embankment " gin a tonics my darling or shall we get another  bucket of Cruzcampo "

6 bottles for 20euro in an ice bucket , usually served by a very tidy pair of 36c's with a seductive accent. 

 

1 hour ago, embankment said:

Embankment's towel rules.

1) yes you can put towels on sunbeds before you go and get breakfast. 

2) If said towels are still in place 36mins after breakfast has ended and there is no sign of you . They will be removed and placed on the pile of spare sun beds .

3) Sit back and watch some one set up on the previously reserved bed.

4) casually stroll to poolside bar and order 1st beverage of the day.

5)  Originall muppets finally arrive around 14.24. Female goes ,wide eyed and starts emitting expletives.  Hubby's brain turns to jelly starts flustering at whoever has possession of sun bed .

6) Mrs Embankment casually observes the developing scenario and says " you've done again haven't you ? "

7) Embankment " gin a tonics my darling or shall we get another  bucket of Cruzcampo "

6 bottles for 20euro in an ice bucket , usually served by a very tidy pair of 36c's with a seductive accent. 

 

So that's where my umbrella went yesterday then!!

3 hours ago, Marc505 said:

So that's where my umbrella went yesterday then!!

Nope - not there till the 28th

Didn't want to tempt fate until home, but East Mids, Palma and Jet2 all bob on no issues.

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

Didn't want to tempt fate until home, but East Mids, Palma and Jet2 all bob on no issues.

Dead to me, you.

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

Dead to me, you.

Our time will come 😘

3 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Didn't want to tempt fate until home, but East Mids, Palma and Jet2 all bob on no issues.

Manc, corfu and J2 similar

Ironically, there was a minor delay as some of the buses at corfu couldnt be accessed as an earlier storm had flooded the area

I wish we could have another storm now for an hour

@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.

They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him. 

19 minutes ago, Ani said:

@Traf I have a business opportunity for you. Can you add a filter on holiday choices so when you choose you can exclude hotels that allow gobby cunts from London who want to tell the world their life story within 2 hours of arriving in the resort ? I do not care that he works for the NHS but is going to work private as the 3% pay rise is a 7% cut and his dad lives in Penzance which is a six hour drive from Southend. He is 38 his partner is 32 kids are six and 1, grandad only sees them once a year cos it is so far, but just got an iPad so can see pictures , his dad only has a Nokia cos he is old school , supports Arsenal knows they are not great but their trophy room has less cobwebs than Spurs, six year old has a dodgy tummy, the pool ain't that cold, missus does not drink much but likes Amerretto and Malibu (wait for this... not at same time) or a cider when getting ready, loves drinking his lager sat at side of pool and when some gets him one on All Inc, he offers to buy the next round. And he how much he paid for his holiday but it was cheap if food is shit they will eat out. Did 4 days at Haven for £159, on school time would be £900.

They only turned up at about half two and I have not spoken a word to him. 

Are you trapped in a lift with him?

if not, just move away,

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are you trapped in a lift with him?

if not, just move away,

I was here first mentality kicked in. Plus his voice carried a long way.

Edited June 15, 20224 yr by Ani

Yeah, Southerners tend to be like that.
 

Loud, obnoxious cunts

21 minutes ago, Traf said:

Yeah, Southerners tend to be like that.
 

Loud, obnoxious cunts

See we are so alike it's scary